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Why doesn't anyone in EvE lift weights? + beards
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Knights Armament
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-03-02 20:35:04 UTC
Pod pilots are lacking bulk, they don't look intimidating at all, also why can't we have long beards like this beards

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Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#2 - 2014-03-02 20:39:57 UTC
You swole, mate?

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#3 - 2014-03-02 20:43:03 UTC
EVE players come in all shapes and sizes.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#4 - 2014-03-02 20:46:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Possible reasons immediately evident:

  1. our clones are constructed from spam (fact). Spam can't lift weights

  2. there's insufficient room in either a pod or cloning vat to include a gym

  3. budget cuts in the cloning facilities have resulted in rationing of food. Nutrients supplied through tubes aren't sufficient to build bulk

  4. prior to becoming capsuleers we were all accountants
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#5 - 2014-03-02 20:51:49 UTC
and no space bacon

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Klymer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2014-03-02 21:04:00 UTC
Bulk....pfft I prefer being like I am lean, muscular and hard as a coffin nail.

Though having a beard that would let me pass myself off as a member of ZZ Top would be cool, as long as I could get the sunglasses too.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#7 - 2014-03-02 21:09:01 UTC
Klymer wrote:
Though having a beard that would let me pass myself off as a member of ZZ Top would be cool, as long as I could get the sunglasses too.
Sunglasses. If CCP did that they'd see them as popular, so they'd be about 8000 AUR.

Then, because EvE is real, they'd have to include coding so you lose them at random every now and then and go on a mission turning your CQ upside down to find them again, only to lose them a couple of days later.
Salvos Rhoska
#8 - 2014-03-02 21:28:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
Explain to me how being able to lift heavy objects in short bursts is advantageous to the pilot of a starship?

Answer: Its not.

PS: Id have a beard but washing the capsule goo out of my moustache is trouble enough.

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#9 - 2014-03-02 21:33:25 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Explain to me how being able to lift heavy objects in short bursts is advantageous to the pilot of a starship.
If he has a muscular physique in game, then he has a muscular figure irl.
Salvos Rhoska
#10 - 2014-03-02 21:45:07 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Explain to me how being able to lift heavy objects in short bursts is advantageous to the pilot of a starship.
If he has a muscular physique in game, then he has a muscular figure irl.


OH,I see.

And there I was thinking it was just a guy upset that the ladies don't care/notice he spends his free time lifting heavy objects, rather than become fabulously e-rich in EVE.

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Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#11 - 2014-03-02 22:16:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Himnos Altar
Agreed. We need Beards.


Lots and lots of beards.

And spacebacon
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2014-03-02 22:20:13 UTC
Beards, like capes and fancy top hats, have been banned for safety reasons for use in a capsule for several centuries at least.
Dalketh
DRRUSSEL
#13 - 2014-03-02 23:18:19 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
and no space bacon


Bacon yummmmmm. I went to make a delicious BLT but there appears to be a shortage of mayonnaise..... EROTICA1 leave SOME for the rest of us for God's sake.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#14 - 2014-03-02 23:20:45 UTC
In general they need to just loosen up some of the clothing restrictions, imo, and add a few new things (more often than Christmas, which was still nice)

Long have I dreamed of having an alliance full of my own alts with kilts and black hooded cloaks. "The Kilted Ones."

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

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Salvos Rhoska
#15 - 2014-03-02 23:28:10 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Long have I dreamed of having an alliance full of my own alts with kilts and black hooded cloaks. "The Kilted Ones."


I...Ahm.. Uhmm.. Hmmm... Nvm...

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Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#16 - 2014-03-02 23:29:22 UTC
The good thing about cancelling wis is we can all skip leg day at the gym.
Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2014-03-03 00:06:16 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:

  • there's insufficient room in either a pod or cloning vat to include a gym

    • ]


    Do you even isometrics bro? My cloning vat shocks different major muscle groups during clone development resulting in srs gains and guns bro srsly bro i could pleasure everyone in this thread with my nipple.



    Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
    Christopher AET
    Federal Navy Academy
    Gallente Federation
    #18 - 2014-03-03 00:13:41 UTC
    Erotica 1 wrote:
    EVE players come in all shapes and sizes.


    .......Mainly round

    I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.