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Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#61 - 2014-02-27 14:59:54 UTC
Victor Andall wrote:
What have I wrought?


Anal Hacking Lol
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#62 - 2014-02-27 22:07:54 UTC
Anal Gunnery.

Make sure you duck.


Page 4... yessss
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#63 - 2014-02-27 22:29:31 UTC
Amarr local is best Big smile
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#64 - 2014-02-27 22:31:59 UTC
How has no one mentioned 'Anal Mining Director' yet??? Time to get the spelunking gear out...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Marsha Mallow
#65 - 2014-02-27 22:39:08 UTC
Anal Sovereignty
Anal Diplomatic Relations
Anal Fighters
Anal Fighter Bombers
Anal Target Painting
Anal Weapon Disruption

OK, it pretty much goes with every skill in a disturbing way.

Anal Evasive Maneuvering personal fav.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#66 - 2014-02-27 23:14:16 UTC
Victor Andall wrote:
What have I wrought?

Amusingly , something much akin to localLol

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2014-02-28 00:18:43 UTC
So what skill do you need for Anal Probes and are the sisters ones better ?
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#68 - 2014-02-28 01:28:54 UTC
Hasikan Miallok wrote:
So what skill do you need for Anal Probes and are the sisters ones better ?


Anal Astrometrics.

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#69 - 2014-02-28 03:08:03 UTC
Hasikan Miallok wrote:
So what skill do you need for Anal Probes and are the sisters ones better ?



Which of course is useful for Anal Salvaging.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#70 - 2014-02-28 03:54:14 UTC
You can overheat your Anal Salvagers if you train Anal Thermodynamics.

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#71 - 2014-02-28 04:25:34 UTC
Ruskarn Andedare wrote:
Victor Andall wrote:
What have I wrought?


Anal Hacking Lol

At least your not involved in Anal Archaeology.
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#72 - 2014-02-28 05:00:12 UTC
Someone please make this end...
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#73 - 2014-02-28 05:09:12 UTC
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Someone please make this end...


Never happen.

We have already trained Anal Cloaking.

Allows for a 15% boost to thread derailment per anal skill listed off by the community.

Also, Anal Jump Drive Calibration.......for reasons.

TwistedPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#74 - 2014-02-28 05:55:26 UTC
Ah yes... found another one... Anal Armor Layering.

Essential for resisting intruders and other undesirables...