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Victor Andall
#41 - 2014-02-26 20:58:19 UTC
Anal exhumer Sad

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#42 - 2014-02-26 21:03:14 UTC
I so glad the skill names changed...or else we would have a flood of "Anal Destroyers" responses, and several posts confirming it being trained to level 5.



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#43 - 2014-02-26 21:05:28 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I so glad the skill names changed...or else we would have a flood of "Anal Destroyers" responses, and several posts confirming it being trained to level 5.
Dammit!!!! missed a golden opportunity there.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#44 - 2014-02-26 21:07:33 UTC
It seems pretty clear that this is a new discovery about how skills' names were chosen.

The devs giggled while they made sure most skills passed the anal test.

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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#45 - 2014-02-26 21:08:08 UTC
Anal Visibility?

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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#46 - 2014-02-26 21:09:21 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I so glad the skill names changed...or else we would have a flood of "Anal Destroyers" responses, and several posts confirming it being trained to level 5.





There is still a Marauders skill.... Blink

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Victor Andall
#47 - 2014-02-26 21:56:42 UTC
And Drones.

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#48 - 2014-02-26 22:03:25 UTC
Anal Capacitor Management.... very very important to manage your capacitor.

You people are sick and wrong. ... how dare u hijack my pointless general discussion.


Carry on...Smile
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#49 - 2014-02-26 23:49:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Anal electronics upgrades.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#50 - 2014-02-27 06:05:28 UTC
Hesod Adee wrote:
Hasikan Miallok wrote:
You forgot the religious rants in Amarr which seems to have become a hotbed of bible belt fundamentalism and creationism.


Has anyone tried preaching the Amarr religion back at them ?

Believe it or not, that's actually what he's talking about. OP just doesn't pay attention long enough to make that distinction...

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Takayo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2014-02-27 06:06:46 UTC
yes its awful get over it
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#52 - 2014-02-27 07:25:38 UTC
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Killing time running stuffs in and out of a busy trade hub and setting up trade orders... and for some reason I found myself perusing the local chat.

*Facepalm.* Doesn't do much for my faith in humanity that's for sure....

Ill-informed political statements, ego-maniacal and immature rants, whiners, those stupid enough to try to make it stop, all sandwiched in between a steady stream of ridiculous scam spam that apparently somewhere in the universe people are stupid enough to fall for else I gotta believe they'd do something different with their time....

Reminds me of that video of a 6 year old getting trolled on Minecraft... lemme see.... this one: http://youtu.be/LJmbHgHybKk

I need to find me some markets in more rural locations... ugh.




Dunno why you find this out of the ordinary. It's like that anywhere on the internet, and if you've spent any time whatsoever on the internet, you should know this. People can be as big as pricks as they want on the internet without any repercussions. So, it's not surprising at all you'd find it in Eve, a game that's known for this kind of stuff.
Oblivion King
Doomheim
#53 - 2014-02-27 08:13:37 UTC
Anal Reverse Engineering
Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#54 - 2014-02-27 08:40:03 UTC


Well at least nobody has mentioned Dirge yet. Oh wait.

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#55 - 2014-02-27 09:03:11 UTC
Came here first to post a obligatory "stealth nerf local" comment.

Then...

A wild Kimmi appeared.

Knowing this creature's ability to derail threads, I continued reading, hoping for a quality derailment, but alas, things became strange.

There was much talk of anal, culminating in New Eden's only legitimate isk doubler listing off the "anal" skills in our beloved EvE Online.

Amazed that I possessed none of these skills in my queue, I ventured deep into Jove Space in search of the mystery behind the anal skill set.

There I met a guy trying to sell me crack kakaine, but it had been stepped on too many times, and the product was less than pure.

He did, however, possess the whispers of one anal skill that surpassed the others. Off I flew, back to the inner heart of Empire.

In Dodixie, despite my status as a Gallente criminal, the Fed Navy officer that I was pointed to by the crack dealer, had little more than a murmur of where the skill set could be acquired.

My search took me to the inner reaches of F&I, where a noble Indian sage performed the sacrament to inject all skills mentioned in this thread to an alt. But before he began, he made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

A skill to trump them all.

Anal Tycoon.

I realize now, after the journey, that it is all done.

I have won EvE.

Big smileTwistedPirateCool

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#56 - 2014-02-27 09:39:11 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Came here first to post a obligatory "stealth nerf local" comment.

Then...

A wild Kimmi appeared.

Knowing this creature's ability to derail threads, I continued reading, hoping for a quality derailment, but alas, things became strange.

There was much talk of anal, culminating in New Eden's only legitimate isk doubler listing off the "anal" skills in our beloved EvE Online.

Amazed that I possessed none of these skills in my queue, I ventured deep into Jove Space in search of the mystery behind the anal skill set.

There I met a guy trying to sell me crack kakaine, but it had been stepped on too many times, and the product was less than pure.

He did, however, possess the whispers of one anal skill that surpassed the others. Off I flew, back to the inner heart of Empire.

In Dodixie, despite my status as a Gallente criminal, the Fed Navy officer that I was pointed to by the crack dealer, had little more than a murmur of where the skill set could be acquired.

My search took me to the inner reaches of F&I, where a noble Indian sage performed the sacrament to inject all skills mentioned in this thread to an alt. But before he began, he made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

A skill to trump them all.

Anal Tycoon.

I realize now, after the journey, that it is all done.

I have won EvE.

Big smileTwistedPirateCool


That's quite the shindig of a post... you didn't hurt anything did u? P
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#57 - 2014-02-27 09:40:04 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:
Hesod Adee wrote:
Hasikan Miallok wrote:
You forgot the religious rants in Amarr which seems to have become a hotbed of bible belt fundamentalism and creationism.


Has anyone tried preaching the Amarr religion back at them ?

Believe it or not, that's actually what he's talking about. OP just doesn't pay attention long enough to make that distinction...


Whut? Sorry... wasn't paying attention.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#58 - 2014-02-27 11:33:39 UTC
Ralen Zateki wrote:


That's quite the shindig of a post... you didn't hurt anything did u? P


No sir, luckily. But I can confirm that two bags of kittens were sacrificed to the Space Jesus in the vicinity of UMI-KK, and that a child, may or may not have been tossed from a bridge in Eystur. The kid is a little blurry. vOv

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#59 - 2014-02-27 13:13:17 UTC
Anal Repair Systems.

Each level reduces the amount of Preparation H needed to cool hemorrhoids by 5%.

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Victor Andall
#60 - 2014-02-27 14:12:02 UTC
What have I wrought?

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.