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Crowned-Clown for CSM9

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Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-02-26 15:07:58 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Dolan
I woke up this morning and topped off my pod fluid, going out into the vast spreadsheets of eve online. Harvesting tears and asteroids, mostly tear asteroids. Then in this boring state of not really awake and not really sane, i thought to myself, why dont you run for CSM?

So i did.

Contrary to all the other people running for CSM, i don't do it for a false sense of accomplishing anything for the community. I do it for myself and hopefully that will affect others like me. Also i'm running without any prior backing from Goonswarm or Pandemic Legion. So i don't have any isk backing me, but i'm open for any bribes, no matter what size. Preferred delivery option is a brown paper bag.

So what do i want to change?
I want to make EVE, a lot easier to access to newer players.
I want to expand the forums to have more nationality sections than, German, Japanese and Russian.
Influence EVE to turn more and more away from the endless structure grinds, even though i love them.

Also what do the player gain?
100 million isk per vote
250 million isk per endorsement
500 isk per CCP Employee endorsement
Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-02-26 20:48:35 UTC
We know that's you Darius.

Writer of The Eve Onion

I have a Twitter
Jayne Fillon
#3 - 2014-02-26 22:38:28 UTC
Haha! When you mentioned you were running for CSM I though you were kidding!

Now I know for sure. Lol

Can't shoot blues if you don't have any. Long Live NPSI.
Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-02-26 22:48:19 UTC
I was bored, saw all other candidates and thought they all seemed like very poor choices, then i thought i'm better than these guys and i also got a good punchline.
Zimm Hakkar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-02-27 07:39:33 UTC
Can u do sumthing about miner bumping? It's getting out of hand.
Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-02-27 19:33:27 UTC
Actually i love the bumping, as CCP buffed concord, people thought of new and inventive ways of causing mayhem without suffering the wrath of Concord.

It's only a reaction to something CCP produced.
Jaun Pacht-Feng
Doomheim
#7 - 2014-02-27 23:35:50 UTC
Crowned-Clown wrote:
Also i'm running without any prior backing from Goonswarm or Pandemic Legion.

Without a horde of mindless drones being told to how to vote. How exactly are you planning on acquiring the votes needed without bribing. Your platform doesnt seem to address anything particular with the game you like nor dislike.

Can you expand on it a little bit or are you not being serious at all?

"Go Goon or Go Home"

Perfect description of the biggest problem with Eve. 
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2014-02-28 04:27:38 UTC
Right, could have been the second coming of Jesus to EVE, still woudlnt vote for you because your named after not even an anime character, but an abstract entity/power from an anime. Its like naming yourself Senzu Bean
Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-02-28 09:39:55 UTC

Without a horde of mindless drones being told to how to vote. How exactly are you planning on acquiring the votes needed without bribing. Your platform doesnt seem to address anything particular with the game you like nor dislike.

Can you expand on it a little bit or are you not being serious at all?[/quote]


Well i'm running as a person and not as a platform, i like the little things in eve, everything from suicide ganking to making the game unpleasant for someone else. I do not want to promise any change or etc, because i'm sure that nothing i say or try to accomplish will be accomplished.

I'm very serious about CSM but not about the power of CSM.
Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-02-28 09:41:58 UTC
Nariya Kentaya wrote:
Right, could have been the second coming of Jesus to EVE, still woudlnt vote for you because your named after not even an anime character, but an abstract entity/power from an anime. Its like naming yourself Senzu Bean



Well i wouldn't say that i'm Jesus, because i'm not Jewish. But if you wish you can call me Sci-Fi Jesus. Also if you are basing your voting on the name of the candidate, i can rename myself to " Mitt Romney " to have a more studied name.
Jaun Pacht-Feng
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-02-28 11:33:20 UTC
Crowned-Clown wrote:

Without a horde of mindless drones being told to how to vote. How exactly are you planning on acquiring the votes needed without bribing. Your platform doesnt seem to address anything particular with the game you like nor dislike.

Can you expand on it a little bit or are you not being serious at all?



Well i'm running as a person and not as a platform, i like the little things in eve, everything from suicide ganking to making the game unpleasant for someone else. I do not want to promise any change or etc, because i'm sure that nothing i say or try to accomplish will be accomplished.

I'm very serious about CSM but not about the power of CSM. [/quote]
So you are not serious at all.

Got it!

"Go Goon or Go Home"

Perfect description of the biggest problem with Eve. 
Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-02-28 11:36:16 UTC
Jaun Pacht-Feng wrote:
Crowned-Clown wrote:

Without a horde of mindless drones being told to how to vote. How exactly are you planning on acquiring the votes needed without bribing. Your platform doesnt seem to address anything particular with the game you like nor dislike.

Can you expand on it a little bit or are you not being serious at all?



Well i'm running as a person and not as a platform, i like the little things in eve, everything from suicide ganking to making the game unpleasant for someone else. I do not want to promise any change or etc, because i'm sure that nothing i say or try to accomplish will be accomplished.

I'm very serious about CSM but not about the power of CSM.

So you are not serious at all.

Got it![/quote]

If you wish to think that way, go ahead. There is nothing as a person i can do to change your opinion.
Ssabat Thraxx
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#13 - 2014-03-08 21:30:47 UTC
I had the privilege of flying with "crow" for several months, and I still reside in one of his intel channels. I can tell u all that he takes gameplay very seriously. He's experienced (I believe he's been playing for around 9-10 yrs) and knowledgable of game mechanics.

His sense of humor is a little hard for some people to get, but I can assure you he not only is serious about improving Eve, he's got the know-how and experience to make a big difference.


VOTE CROWNED-CLOWN!!
Pirate


\m/ O.o \m/

"You're a freak ..." - Solecist Project
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#14 - 2014-03-13 11:14:29 UTC
Should you be elected, your corpses become worth something, right?
You've got my vote!

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
Abla Tive
#15 - 2014-04-05 15:25:32 UTC
Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-04-12 20:33:01 UTC
Remember, voting isnt important. Believing is important!


Choose me and i will reform the CSM into a dictatorship!
Mike Azariah
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-04-12 21:22:55 UTC
Voting is important, yes

Sadly you failed to meet some basic requirement for candidacy.

Feel free to continue to participate in the election process but you are getting no votes, better luck next year.

m

Mike Azariah  ┬──┬ ¯|(ツ)/¯
Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-04-12 21:25:44 UTC
Mike Azariah wrote:
Voting is important, yes

Sadly you failed to meet some basic requirement for candidacy.

Feel free to continue to participate in the election process but you are getting no votes, better luck next year.

m



I do not need votes you sad chump to have SWAG!!
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-04-12 22:02:14 UTC
Crowned-Clown wrote:
Mike Azariah wrote:
Voting is important, yes

Sadly you failed to meet some basic requirement for candidacy.

Feel free to continue to participate in the election process but you are getting no votes, better luck next year.

m



I do not need votes you sad chump to have SWAG!!


For a mere 200 mil, I will put you nr 1 on my ballot good sir!

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Crowned-Clown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-04-12 22:48:21 UTC
Wow, even my enemies would vote for me.

Last time i checked CVA had me red listed for life, cause of my miners that harvest tears in Providence.
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