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Victor Andall
#21 - 2014-02-26 08:36:51 UTC
Only Kimmi Chan can save this thread.

brb, off to F&I to request a Report to Kimmi button for the forums.

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#22 - 2014-02-26 09:36:02 UTC
I can't save this thread. Local is GD in space.

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Victor Andall
#23 - 2014-02-26 09:46:10 UTC
I just realized Kimmi Chan fits perfectly in lieu of Obi Wan.

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#24 - 2014-02-26 09:47:48 UTC
Victor Andall wrote:
I just realized Kimmi Chan fits perfectly in lieu of Obi Wan.


If you say, "Help me Kimmi Chan, you're my only hope!"

I'm going to say, "Well then you're pretty much ******. Good luck!"

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#25 - 2014-02-26 10:16:22 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
That sounds like pretty much any public chat in any MMO, ever. What's the problem, exactly?


True, but the best (or worst, perspective I guess) was Barrens Chat back when WoW first came out. Holy ****.

"GAIS HOW I MINE FOR FISH"


Hesod Adee wrote:

Has anyone tried preaching the Amarr religion back at them ?


The best way to silence any religious mumbo jumbo, one simple sentence... "Prove it."

All religions fall down at that hurdle :D

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -  D. Adams.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#26 - 2014-02-26 10:20:52 UTC
Mythrandier wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
That sounds like pretty much any public chat in any MMO, ever. What's the problem, exactly?


True, but the best (or worst, perspective I guess) was Barrens Chat back when WoW first came out. Holy ****.

"GAIS HOW I MINE FOR FISH"


I actually used to troll people in General in WoW.

"Hai Guyz, when do warriors get mana?!"

Mythrandier wrote:
Hesod Adee wrote:

Has anyone tried preaching the Amarr religion back at them ?


The best way to silence any religious mumbo jumbo, one simple sentence... "Prove it."

All religions fall down at that hurdle :D


You can also tell them to leave their heathen religion and pay hommage to the all-knowing, all-powerful Jeff!

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#27 - 2014-02-26 10:51:54 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Mythrandier wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
That sounds like pretty much any public chat in any MMO, ever. What's the problem, exactly?


True, but the best (or worst, perspective I guess) was Barrens Chat back when WoW first came out. Holy ****.

"GAIS HOW I MINE FOR FISH"


I actually used to troll people in General in WoW.

"Hai Guyz, when do warriors get mana?!"

Mythrandier wrote:
Hesod Adee wrote:

Has anyone tried preaching the Amarr religion back at them ?


The best way to silence any religious mumbo jumbo, one simple sentence... "Prove it."

All religions fall down at that hurdle :D


You can also tell them to leave their heathen religion and pay hommage to the all-knowing, all-powerful Jeff!


Somehow... someway.... u managed to drag us all back to here. Nice job. Smile

It appears more stuff has come to the surface than I thought possible.... I think it was after post 5 or 6 that I thought to myself..."This thread has absolutely no legs...)

And here we are.... still no legs.
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#28 - 2014-02-26 11:26:28 UTC
For rural markets try the Peak District, specifically Bakewell for no other reason than the best Bakewell Tart you've ever tasted...
Victor Andall
#29 - 2014-02-26 11:38:15 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:

I'm going to say, "Well then you're pretty much ******. Good luck!"


Quoted: every single NPC corp chat ever.

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#30 - 2014-02-26 13:07:11 UTC
Victor Andall wrote:
Kimmi Chan wrote:

I'm going to say, "Well then you're pretty much ******. Good luck!"


Quoted: every single NPC corp chat ever.


I can't stand NPC Corp chat. I have actually joined bad player corps just to get out of NPC Corp chat.

To return to WoW Barrens asshattery: NPC Corp chat makes Chuck Norris cry.

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Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#31 - 2014-02-26 13:09:27 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:


To return to WoW Barrens asshattery: NPC Corp chat makes Chuck Norris cry.



To quote Luke "whiney *****" Skywalker... "That's not true! That's impossible!"

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -  D. Adams.
Victor Andall
#32 - 2014-02-26 13:27:05 UTC
Oh boy...I think it's about time we take random in-game skills and put "anal" in front of them.

Anal Anchoring?

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#33 - 2014-02-26 13:28:28 UTC
Victor Andall wrote:
Oh boy...I think it's about time we take random in-game skills and put "anal" in front of them.

Anal Anchoring?


Anal Missile Bombardment?

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#34 - 2014-02-26 15:25:57 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Victor Andall wrote:
Oh boy...I think it's about time we take random in-game skills and put "anal" in front of them.

Anal Anchoring?


Anal Missile Bombardment?


Anal survey?
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#35 - 2014-02-26 17:11:57 UTC
If you always imagine that everyone typing in local is in fact John Cleese (basil) its not so bad.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#36 - 2014-02-26 20:12:21 UTC
If you think local is bad, you should try pretty much any IRC (not Intrepid Crossing but the chat client) chatroom, they make local look like a meeting of the local Women's Institute.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#37 - 2014-02-26 20:14:50 UTC
Mythrandier wrote:
Hesod Adee wrote:

Has anyone tried preaching the Amarr religion back at them ?


The best way to silence any religious mumbo jumbo, one simple sentence... "Prove it."

All religions fall down at that hurdle :D


No. That doesn't silence them. It just means they will start talking about what they think is proof.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#38 - 2014-02-26 20:38:23 UTC
Ruskarn Andedare wrote:
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Victor Andall wrote:
Oh boy...I think it's about time we take random in-game skills and put "anal" in front of them.

Anal Anchoring?


Anal Missile Bombardment?


Anal survey?


Anal Doomsday Operation.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#39 - 2014-02-26 20:52:10 UTC
anal target jamming

anal cloaking

anal target management

anal trade

anal wholesale

anal brokering

anal research

anal sharpshooter

anal mining upgrades

anal evasive manuevering

anal navigation

anal repair systems

anal mechanics

anal surgical strike

anal rapid firing

anal motion prediction

anal salvaging

anal gunnery

anal connections

forum ate the rest

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#40 - 2014-02-26 20:52:18 UTC
Anal Rapid Firing and Anal Controlled Bursts

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