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An Unspeakable Horror!!
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Graabeerd Khagah
MoonFyre BattleGroup Holdings
#1 - 2014-02-19 17:58:12 UTC
Oh my gawd, I never thought I see the day I committed my first crime!! Such a tragic event, such unspeakable horror of kidnapping two innocent mining drones in a belt!! Such as life when some fool who thinks I hafta have a permit or license to mine?? I'm holding these mining drones hostage until the owner comes up with a nice decent payoff of ransome that will be demanded.

These drones were kidnapped in Stacmon and believe me they will be held until such payment can be made!!

Such An Unspeakable Horror!!
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#2 - 2014-02-19 18:09:00 UTC
Picking up trash from afk players is not a crime.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Graabeerd Khagah
MoonFyre BattleGroup Holdings
#3 - 2014-02-19 18:17:32 UTC
LOL, well I thought I was doing the neighbor hood a good favor, but still, the thot of such a crime finally caused me to go for it and snatch them from there placeShockedPirate!!
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#4 - 2014-02-19 23:43:03 UTC
Posting about it was your first crime. Cool

Who put the goat in there?
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#5 - 2014-02-20 00:35:51 UTC
...........

Sad part is he probably thought he was going Suspect when he picked up the litter.......

Roll

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Graabeerd Khagah
MoonFyre BattleGroup Holdings
#6 - 2014-02-20 01:06:38 UTC
LOL yeah, I thought at least if I did go suspect it woulda gotten even more exciting but alas, it didnt draw Concord around, which was a good thing. Besides that the drones are still being held and they are DEMANDING COOKIES!!!ShockedPirate
Yi-Ming Gren
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2014-02-20 01:14:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Yi-Ming Gren
Graabeerd Khagah wrote:
Oh my gawd, I never thought I see the day I committed my first crime!! Such a tragic event, such unspeakable horror of kidnapping two innocent mining drones in a belt!! Such as life when some fool who thinks I hafta have a permit or license to mine?? I'm holding these mining drones hostage until the owner comes up with a nice decent payoff of ransome that will be demanded.

These drones were kidnapped in Stacmon and believe me they will be held until such payment can be made!!

Such An Unspeakable Horror!!



Welcome on your start as a Eve Sanitation Engineer profession. Note there are jet cans and freight containers for you to pick up as well as drones. Loot the cans, shoot the containers. Don't forget to purchase a permit and register your route.
Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#8 - 2014-02-20 02:41:21 UTC
Posting in stealth "EVE Dumpster Diving" thread.

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
Tarojan
Tarojan Corporation
#9 - 2014-02-20 07:36:58 UTC
Yi-Ming Gren wrote:
Graabeerd Khagah wrote:
Oh my gawd, I never thought I see the day I committed my first crime!! Such a tragic event, such unspeakable horror of kidnapping two innocent mining drones in a belt!! Such as life when some fool who thinks I hafta have a permit or license to mine?? I'm holding these mining drones hostage until the owner comes up with a nice decent payoff of ransome that will be demanded.

These drones were kidnapped in Stacmon and believe me they will be held until such payment can be made!!

Such An Unspeakable Horror!!



Welcome on your start as a Eve Sanitation Engineer profession. Note there are jet cans and freight containers for you to pick up as well as drones. Loot the cans, shoot the containers. Don't forget to purchase a permit and register your route.


By the way has the new order got a chat channal I can join? I went down to poinen looking for you guys and all I found were non compliant bot aspirants mining their next plex. I tried bumping with my merlin, but I dont think its big enough so I'm saving up for a stabber.

Will gank for food
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-02-20 20:33:50 UTC
One time bump to fix forum.
ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-02-21 10:39:11 UTC
Graabeerd Khagah wrote:
LOL yeah, I thought at least if I did go suspect it woulda gotten even more exciting but alas, it didnt draw Concord around, which was a good thing. Besides that the drones are still being held and they are DEMANDING COOKIES!!!ShockedPirate

That means they're now rogue drones, you may want to destroy them before they make a nest in the station you live in.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2014-02-21 11:16:23 UTC
you're not a villain you're doing public service . you must care for the environment !
Vayeate Marquise
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-02-22 00:13:27 UTC
0/10

Problem? ~.~
Jared Lennox
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-02-22 23:10:05 UTC
Tarojan wrote:
Yi-Ming Gren wrote:
Graabeerd Khagah wrote:
Oh my gawd, I never thought I see the day I committed my first crime!! Such a tragic event, such unspeakable horror of kidnapping two innocent mining drones in a belt!! Such as life when some fool who thinks I hafta have a permit or license to mine?? I'm holding these mining drones hostage until the owner comes up with a nice decent payoff of ransome that will be demanded.

These drones were kidnapped in Stacmon and believe me they will be held until such payment can be made!!

Such An Unspeakable Horror!!



Welcome on your start as a Eve Sanitation Engineer profession. Note there are jet cans and freight containers for you to pick up as well as drones. Loot the cans, shoot the containers. Don't forget to purchase a permit and register your route.


By the way has the new order got a chat channal I can join? I went down to poinen looking for you guys and all I found were non compliant bot aspirants mining their next plex. I tried bumping with my merlin, but I dont think its big enough so I'm saving up for a stabber.


Eve Mail me

http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html
SpoonRECKLESS
Beach Boys
The Minions.
#15 - 2014-02-23 00:24:01 UTC
So This is what its like to see what a canadian taking free samples and thinking it was wrong and feeling sorry about it?

Blue
Adrie Atticus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-02-23 10:46:37 UTC
Yi-Ming Gren wrote:
Graabeerd Khagah wrote:
Oh my gawd, I never thought I see the day I committed my first crime!! Such a tragic event, such unspeakable horror of kidnapping two innocent mining drones in a belt!! Such as life when some fool who thinks I hafta have a permit or license to mine?? I'm holding these mining drones hostage until the owner comes up with a nice decent payoff of ransome that will be demanded.

These drones were kidnapped in Stacmon and believe me they will be held until such payment can be made!!

Such An Unspeakable Horror!!



Welcome on your start as a Eve Sanitation Engineer profession. Note there are jet cans and freight containers for you to pick up as well as drones. Loot the cans, shoot the containers. Don't forget to purchase a permit and register your route.


Juicy pods are littering FW systems, especially Cal/Gal border areas. Just sitting there, afk.
Alastair Ormand
Mine all the things
#17 - 2014-02-23 11:27:26 UTC
Really isn't stealing.... More, space janitor.

I discourage running with scissors.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#18 - 2014-02-23 16:23:24 UTC
You'd be surprised what people will just leave out in space. My last run as a ninja salvager, I probed out a stack of Fed Navy drones, just left there out in space.

I gladly gave them a new home.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#19 - 2014-02-25 18:05:03 UTC
Scanning down abandoned drones near missions hubs is actually decent isk for newer players.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY