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Stuck in wormhole Reward offered!!!!!! 500 mil
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Rexlar
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-02-25 03:40:41 UTC
Not even going to explain how this happened but I am stuck with no probes.
So I am offering 500 mil to the person that comes and saves me.

j102304 solar system

Thx in advance
Pix Severus
Empty You
#2 - 2014-02-25 03:41:53 UTC
Suicide?

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Xinivrae
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-02-25 03:42:09 UTC
Eject from ship, self destruct pod. Please send the 500 mil to Xinivrae, tia.
Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#4 - 2014-02-25 04:06:25 UTC
In space no one can hear you scream.

Press the self destruct button.

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#5 - 2014-02-25 04:12:00 UTC
Please explain how it happened. You might have a while.

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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#6 - 2014-02-25 04:13:05 UTC
You should see if someone in your corp can hel.....

Nevermind...

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#7 - 2014-02-25 04:14:36 UTC
If the pod express is included in the service, does that still qualify for the 500 million?
Don Aubaris
#8 - 2014-02-25 04:40:43 UTC
Dear Sir,

After your request for help, our rescue officer -- officer Steve Pod -- went to your vehicule.
You could however not be found.
We see it hence necessary to give you a ticket for "failure to wait by vehicle."
The small 'large fine' of 500million ISK to be transferred immediatly.
We hope to have been of assistance and wish you a pleasant flight.



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Bradorski Federov
Sturdy Investments and Loans
#9 - 2014-02-25 06:48:40 UTC
Thank you. Your plea has been... Rejected.

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Brendan Anneto
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#10 - 2014-02-25 10:08:17 UTC
Rexlar wrote:
Not even going to explain how this happened but I am stuck with no probes.
So I am offering 500 mil to the person that comes and saves me.

j102304 solar system

Thx in advance



Problem??

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TharOkha
0asis Group
#11 - 2014-02-25 10:21:09 UTC
I bet that his pod is worth way more than 500mil Big smile .
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Victor Andall
#12 - 2014-02-25 10:31:46 UTC
So let me get this straight...you've been playing long enough to:

Afford spending 500 mil
Have a ship that is worth more than 500 mil to you (or else you'd self destruct it)

And STILL managed to get stuck in a WH?

I think you deserve the lesson you're learning right now. :)

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Zifrian
The Frog Pond
Ribbit.
#13 - 2014-02-25 13:13:49 UTC
All your +5s belong to us.

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Qweasdy
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#14 - 2014-02-25 13:18:09 UTC
Seeing as you won't be needing it anymore now that you're stuck in that wormhole, can I have your stuff?

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seth Hendar
I love you miners
#15 - 2014-02-25 13:24:32 UTC  |  Edited by: seth Hendar
Victor Andall wrote:
So let me get this straight...you've been playing long enough to:

Afford spending 500 mil
Have a ship that is worth more than 500 mil to you (or else you'd self destruct it)

And STILL managed to get stuck in a WH?

I think you deserve the lesson you're learning right now. :)

agreed

also, mandatory link regarding the situation: http://nelson-haha.api-meal.eu/
Freedom Munition
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-02-25 13:32:02 UTC
I will find you, which system did you enter the wormhole from, this will help me find it.
Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
#17 - 2014-02-25 14:03:38 UTC
I find it hard to believe with mobile depots that a cloak, a launcher, and 8 probes are not in every ship cargohold.

CCP has made it so you don't have to fit for survival or pvp, you can literally do both.

I do wish you luck. I've heard of a couple success stories from these pleas.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#18 - 2014-02-25 14:33:32 UTC
Mobile depot, a set of probes, and a launcher - all cheaper than 500M. Never enter a WH without them.
Sister of Pain
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-02-25 14:33:44 UTC
Wormholes need to be nerfed ASAP. CCP make them show up like gates on the OV. Matter of fact, put stations in them too. Twisted

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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-02-25 16:21:21 UTC
Sister of Pain wrote:
Wormholes need to be nerfed ASAP. CCP make them show up like gates on the OV. Matter of fact, put stations in them too. Twisted


They added the dumbscovery scanner. Don't give them any more ideas.

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