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Samahiel Sotken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#301 - 2014-02-21 19:37:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Samahiel Sotken
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:

That or just take on the nomadic lifestyle Waffles enjoy today. Shed the tedium of Nullsec.

Also see what SniggWaffe's numbers do to the overall figures you accounted for. I mean, we are pets of a pet after all.


I did include Waffles as an alliance in the second set of numbers that downgraded goblin's folly to 5.8% of damage done.

Also, everyone knows that once goonswarm is free of the burden of Sov Null we will return to the ancestral Holy Land of Syndicate and aid our Groon Brothers in scourging it of the unpure pubbie masses. Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?

edit: for reference here are the numbers.

CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14:

GSF - 574.00b
CO2 - 225.36b
RZR - 105.95b
FA - 178.31b
EXE - 36.87b
PBLRD - 180.90b
FCON - 169.57b
GENTS - 86.55b
LAWN - 46.03b
SMA - 76.01b
TNT - 57.42b
RVB-R - 98.27b
RVB-B - 73.77b
-10.0 - 98.38b
N0MAD - 51.24b
B0T - 269.02b
TOTAL - 2327.65

Goblin's Folly - 135b or 5.8%
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#302 - 2014-02-21 19:43:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Gevlon Goblin
Louis Robichaud wrote:

RvBee is a responsible poco owing group that offers reasonable tax rates. If you are going to blow them up without replacing them, you are doing a huge disservice to high sec PI industrialists.

Did you just pull a "why are you shooting at us, we mine the minerals for your ships"?

On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#303 - 2014-02-21 19:44:46 UTC
I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who, but I approve of this player generated content. Look at all the pilots getting to shoot all the things and for *reasons*!

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Samahiel Sotken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#304 - 2014-02-21 19:44:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Samahiel Sotken
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Louis Robichaud wrote:

RvBee is a responsible poco owing group that offers reasonable tax rates. If you are going to blow them up without replacing them, you are doing a huge disservice to high sec PI industrialists.

Did you just pull a "why are you shooting at us, we mine the minerals for your ships"?



I believe he called you a terrorist. Why do you hate FREEDOM?

Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who, but I approve of this player generated content. Look at all the pilots getting to shoot all the things and for *reasons*!


This is the best response. Hurrah Explosions!

Gevlon Goblin wrote:

On a different note: Marmite collective, using the permadec I pay just held a class in Nonni to renters that they should consider finding another landlord. However - considering their corp name - they should be accepted to GSF proper, due to perfect fit


We have rental Sov in lonetrek? Man we ARE badasses.
Hendrick Tallardar
Doomheim
#305 - 2014-02-21 19:49:17 UTC
Samahiel Sotken wrote:
Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?


No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot?
Samahiel Sotken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#306 - 2014-02-21 19:52:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Samahiel Sotken
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:
Samahiel Sotken wrote:
Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?


No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot?


Well, I hear that Evoke, who live in syndicate since we took their space, are NAZIs.

For all your other Poitot related questions, you may want to visit it's website! http://poitot.com/
Twenty Five Percent
Doomheim
#307 - 2014-02-21 20:12:44 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who


The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely
Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#308 - 2014-02-21 20:23:02 UTC
Twenty Five Percent wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who


The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely



Such spergShocked Much hateTwisted More warAttention But confusionQuestion

I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses[:|]..............[:=d]
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#309 - 2014-02-21 20:31:17 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.

It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.

I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs.
Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%.


You're not targetting the alliance, since losses in Jita don't harm the alliance, they are losses to the members. Compared to the ISK our ~12k members have in total, it is a rounding error. I previously estimated it at 6 trillion liquid, which is hilariously low-balling it. You do less than 1% damage to the average member's wallet in a month, which is a rounding error.

You don't get to pick up a stat from one pile, and use it to compare against something completely different, just because it looks better for your numbers.

Even assuming your high-fallacy here, 5-7% is still within the margin of error. GSFs losses meander by up to 30% month-to month.

You didn't answer my question.

Is your goal to continue to be a rounding error on our wallets, or take our POCOs?

n.b. You literally can't stop us having them without taking them and holding them - destroying them is step one. You then need to place your own, and stop us taking it back. Spoiler alert: if we actually tripped up so badly that we let one get replaced we would just ping enough people to go 2:1 on anything you bring.

Or, is this the usual randian garbage where you simply say "someone else should do it it's a solid idea with no flaws"? It's always someone else, right?

Also I don't need to coordinate to dunk you sunshine, a 12 year old with a pocket calculator and one semester of a stats course can see the massive errors you make in every post.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Telemachus Rheade
State War Academy
Caldari State
#310 - 2014-02-21 20:51:42 UTC
Gevlon, please, never stop being yourself! Never stop funding the Marmite war against the Goons, and please, keep up the war with Goons on the Lemmings end. Please war dec RvB if the RvB ally offer to the Goons ever drops, and please maintain the war decs on all Goon pet alt corps.

Also, never stop posting! EVER! I read your blog every morning while I sit on the can before I head off to work. It really helps with my bowel movements!

Keep up the good work!

Telemachus Rheade.

(I am going to add an obligatory "LMAO" at the end of this post, in case you fail to get the point - something I notice you have an issue with).
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#311 - 2014-02-21 21:17:55 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Guys, you are not helping Mynnna/Mangala here, get your **** together!


yeah we better get some tight message control or people are sure to start believing your walls of crazy

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#312 - 2014-02-21 21:19:41 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Right. So you couldn't care less about POCOs, but your problem with RvB is that they are stopping you from taking our POCOs, which you have claimed many, many times, actually is your goal.

It also doesn't matter. The damage you're doing is a rounding error.

I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs.
Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%.

oh sorry we were ever so slightly imprecise about how we described the goal you've failed utterly at

we will be more careful next time

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Samahiel Sotken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#313 - 2014-02-21 21:38:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Samahiel Sotken
Desivo Delta Visseroff wrote:
Twenty Five Percent wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who


The expression on Gevlon Goblins avatars face sums this up nicely



Such spergShocked Much hateTwisted More warAttention But confusionQuestion


Where are our FWEDDIT allies to do one of their droll doge memes about this. OH! I forgot to add FWEDDIT to the list.

CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14:

GSF - 574.00b
CO2 - 225.36b
RZR - 105.95b
FA - 178.31b
EXE - 36.87b
PBLRD - 180.90b
FCON - 169.57b
GENTS - 86.55b
LAWN - 46.03b
SMA - 76.01b
TNT - 57.42b
RVB-R - 98.27b
RVB-B - 73.77b
-10.0 - 98.38b
N0MAD - 51.24b
B0T - 269.02b
J4LP - 38.33b
TOTAL - 2365.98

Goblin's Folly - 135b or 5.7%
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#314 - 2014-02-21 21:59:37 UTC
Samahiel Sotken wrote:


Edit: Interesting note, since PL are our pets and included in Goblin's damaged dealt number. We actually manage to do more damage to ourselves than we take from highsec, regardless of whether Goblin throws money into that pit or not.


Attacking ourselves is the core of RvB 's military doctrine. It is terrifyingly effective.

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Helfeln Meathead
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#315 - 2014-02-21 22:34:52 UTC
Gevlon.

Hisec is a playground

Burn Jita is when we open up Disneyland

Thank you for polishing the fun-slides and springy horses... every day.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#316 - 2014-02-21 22:43:18 UTC
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:
Samahiel Sotken wrote:
Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?


No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot?


Isn't that the system that is known for being on an in-game postcard?

Speaking of which, after Gevlon quits Eve, we should all get a "blogpost by Gevlon" in-game crumpled up piece of paper for Christmas that says something like "this paper contains lots of gibberish and graphs, New Eden's brightest minds are hard at work trying to figure out what it means. What will this nasty surprise be...?"

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Helfeln Meathead
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#317 - 2014-02-21 23:06:52 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Hendrick Tallardar wrote:
[quote=Samahiel Sotken]Did you know that Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate?

Speaking of which, after Gevlon quits Eve, we should all get a "blogpost by Gevlon" in-game crumpled up piece of paper for Christmas that says something like "this paper contains lots of gibberish and graphs, New Eden's brightest minds are hard at work trying to figure out what it means. What will this nasty surprise be...?"

Calling it... after Gevlon quits Eve, CONDI gets newbie separation anxiety and adopts the lemmings as TEST substitutes... finally renames the Testagram to something about rodents.
Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#318 - 2014-02-21 23:12:02 UTC
I'm giving it 6 months till Gevlon either quits because "[insert game] is better" (probably WoW), or he'll become a crazy Eve hermit, not communicating with anyone other than to gloat at newbies about how rich he is in the newbie hubs.
Helfeln Meathead
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#319 - 2014-02-21 23:42:13 UTC
Also, why the hell are you still in an NPC corp. Are you trying to be some sort of voice from the wilderness? Some sort of political exile like Marx or Lenin, waiting for the train through Germany?

Somehow I can't imagine you with a beard, not even a neck-one.

A message to any new players who are getting swayed by this nonsense.

Think about what it is you want to do and how you want to learn the game. If you want to learn the skills first, consider EveUni. If you're want explosions as soon as possible, consider Brave Newbies or another Newbie-Friendly lowsec or nullsec corp. If you find the prospect of lower system security daunts you, go with RvB.

Comments on Goon coms after the failed breakout attempt in 0-W

Quote:
[Goon X] ****, they just cut and ran
[Goon Y] yeah.... Test, Nulli, N3, the other guys, they just docked or ran

... pause...

[Goon Z] But not Newbies man, they went balls deep
[Massed Goons] Yeah... Yeah...Yeah Yeah... Balls Deep

Or words to that effect
Vayeate Marquise
Doomheim
#320 - 2014-02-22 00:12:41 UTC
upset people is upset

Problem? ~.~