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The greatest scam of EVE online

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Bumsicle Wedgie
Doomheim
#41 - 2014-02-20 15:33:30 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
This thread sucks.


You said it, bro.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#42 - 2014-02-20 15:34:39 UTC
im so glad gevlon decided to branch out to attempting propaganda

its just so amazing

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#43 - 2014-02-20 15:36:04 UTC
Any chance of the data?
Domino Artan
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2014-02-20 15:36:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Domino Artan
This thread has potential.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#45 - 2014-02-20 15:36:57 UTC
The Groundskeeper wrote:
Buzz buzz imma goony puppetmasta


+1 for bat country... miss fightin you guys in Heyd....

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Benny Therios
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2014-02-20 15:44:31 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
I've come to the conclusion from this thread that Gevlon Goblin is actually a Goon spy.

The reason: Goonswarm know, and are open about the fact, that nullsec wars are won and lost by virtue of winning the morale battle.

Now Mr Goblin's posts have no effect on the morale of the CFC's enemies. But for the Goons - these tears and this apparent meltdown of a well known player are pure gold, the nectar they thrive on.

Now Mr Goblin has (intermittently at least) demonstrated intelligence in-game, despite pretending to be a fool with threads like these. He's not fooling me, I know he has a brain. As such he must be merely feigning this stupidity, knowing that - as long as he is not uncovered - he will be entertaining Goons and hence encouraging them to play more and more, helping the CFC win its wars.

Notice that Mr Goblin has declined to take steps that would actively hurt the CFC war effort, such as purchasing Pandemic Legion some replacement Titans. Instead he has inflicted an amount of damage that, whilst it would be devastating to most corporations, would barely scratch Mynnna's wallet, much less the CFC's warchest, and in doing so, he has motivated more and more Goons to log on and laugh at his feigned idiocy.


Mr Goblin, you have been exposed as a Goon spy!


Best post of 2014. I'm calling it now.

Everyone else, get out. Take the rest of the year off. We're done.
Pew Terror
All of it
#47 - 2014-02-20 15:46:07 UTC
Learn to read a publicly available killboard and tell me again that RvB doesnt deliver to be the number one entity for spaceship explosions by FAR:

zKillboard Top10 Feb2014
Mangala Solaris
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#48 - 2014-02-20 15:48:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Mangala Solaris
Why miss off the wars with blue/red as defender? Don't like those numbers? They do not make the point you wish to make with such child like massaging of numbers?


Where is the breakdown of the RvB damage done & received in the wars you use to say that RvB is a Goon affair?


Why not highlight the wars that blue didnt start with an entity directly but that entity left the target alliance (ally or directly aggressed), or is the lack of differentiation a sign of how little you {redacted} understand about how war mechanics work?


Why claim the numbers do not exist for every pre 2013 war? When they do. I am looking at them right now in game. (The cut off for numbers was Inferno itself - so summer 2012 - when these reports landed) However the kills do show on every war going back further, so maybe learn to count.
I would love to see you go back to 2009, I am interested. Dissect everyone of our 600,000 total kills and make it all about your obsession. Will keep you from killing & eating hookers at least.


And to answer a comment from your blog:

Quote:
But just for you: War: The Marmite Collective vs. Goonswarm Federation; 144; 20 is 2013/03/30 - 05/25 Definitely not POCO.


Thats RvB getting their jollies on during Burn Jita. Unlike many of the grr goons/grr nullsec/failed pvper/hubcamping retards that live in highsec, we both aided Goon - so many dumb hicks buy the grr goons line, they make for excellent targets during BJ - and shot them and all their friends who showed up. We've had a good crack during BJ. And hope for bigger & better one during 2014.


For future reference:
Remember, ally periods are 2 weeks, so please refine your numbers and present them using tables and clear formatting. No wonder hicks fall for your schtick, you bamboozle them with a near incomprehensible wall of shite.
Allys can enter a war after 4 hours. Hit those POCOs sooner my good man.
Ever need a competent FC that understands war mechanics, I am available for 5 billion per fight + an FC proteus.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#49 - 2014-02-20 15:55:20 UTC
look based on this single war that i did not bother to research i have conclusively proven an 8000 man alliance is puppetmastered by the goonies

how dare you challenge that assertion

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#50 - 2014-02-20 15:57:48 UTC
Mangala Solaris wrote:
Why miss off the wars with blue/red as defender? Don't like those numbers?

Because those wars are not your decision. You are accountable for your own actions, not actions done to you.

But please, dear Goon pet, show me ONE war, where RvB choose to engage a CFC entity.

Mangala Solaris wrote:
Where is the breakdown of the RvB damage done & received in the wars you use to say that RvB is a Goon affair?

The 2013 killboard is being downloaded as we chat here. So somewhere next week everyone can see what alliances you targeted. But something tells me, you already know what will I find, right?

You are scamming genuine newbies to be cannonfodder to Marmite collective to get some time for your masters. Seriously dude, The Mittani is the symbol of honor and decency next to you.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Mangala Solaris
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#51 - 2014-02-20 15:59:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Mangala Solaris
You missed one trick.

Never posted this in GD, you should you know.

And oddly we dont dec nullsec entities as we usually want to fight people and null groups have little organised presence in highsec, not kill their newbies in hulks or their freighter alts like thats some sort of challenge. The few exceptions to our want to fight people line are POCO wars & our POS removal service (im sure you can spin that latter, Im interested in how fast :D).
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#52 - 2014-02-20 16:00:45 UTC
(this is a repost with some edits)

Onward to the rebuttal. You've done a good job parsing most of those wars and boiling them down to see what they are and which one are "interesting". Unfortunately, that is where you stumbled. As I said previously, I'm not just going to say you are wrong, I'm going to demonstrate why.

War: D A R K Homeworld vs. Goonswarm Federation; 9.9; 4
War: TinkerTown Terrorists vs. Goonswarm Federation;2.5;2.8
War: D A R K Homeworld vs. Goonswarm Federation;9.8;3.4

These are all POCO wars, and thus are in the Nov-Dec period. RvB has a mutual poco defense pact, one that has benefited us.

War: The Marmite Collective vs. Blohm and Voss Shipyards Alliance; 13.1; 2

A bit of research would have told you what Blohm and Voss was. It's not me to tell whom these folks are, but your conclusion is wrong. Of course you are correct that Blohm and Voss is in nullsec with the Goons' permission, but you completely misunderstood why RvB joined that war.

War: The Marmite Collective vs. Goonswarm Federation; 144; 20

This is the one I really would like to see the date. Edit: thanks Mang! Now I know what this is, we took part in burn Jita, big deal.

So what do we have here? All very recent action, all of it either POCO war (due to our mutual POCO defence pact) or wars of a defensive nature. This isn't "always"!.

Yet, based on these recent conflicts, you have determined that RvB, an organization that started in 2009, *was created as a goon high sec arm*!?!?

The goons HAVE a high sec arm - it's called Miniluv. Another less known arm is - gasp - the new order, a group you supported a while ago did you not?

These dark conspiracies are built on flim flam. You reach logical conclusions based on flawed premises - ergo not sound at all

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca

Mangala Solaris
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#53 - 2014-02-20 16:03:45 UTC
And please look back over all 4 years. I can give you data dumps of our own api fed killboards for the small sum of 10 billion isk per year.
Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2014-02-20 16:05:40 UTC
I would also like to add that I rejoined Eve after a 3 year break specifically to join RvB. It has far exceeded my expectations. You are doing Eve a disservice with these silly allegations.

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#55 - 2014-02-20 16:05:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Erotica 1
Gevlon alt spotted asking GD where to find an essential tool for victory:

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=323549

*edit* it's a nasty surprise, you'll have to sit down for this one and make sure no children are present.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#56 - 2014-02-20 16:08:55 UTC
So I need two things explained here.


  • How do five cherrypicked wars in the past three months explain how a group that's existed in modern form since 2009 is really a Goonswarm front, and
  • Why, if the actions of marmite, lemmings, and other highsec wardec corps against our random idiots wandering highsec are as damaging as Gevlon (and indeed the killers themselves) like to claim they are, we haven't protected ourselves for the past three years by having RvB permadec them.


I posted this to Gevlon's blog but he didn't let it through, clearly proving that it blows a big hole in his premise. Too bad he was so proud of himself that he came to blow his own horn in a place where he doesn't control the comments.

Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal

Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2014-02-20 16:09:39 UTC
Mangala Solaris wrote:
Angry rant with some useful info hidden in it.

Wow... And here I was voting and vouching for you for CSM... So I'm a ****** by your standards now and you guys like all forms of pvp except with the vegemite (Roll) retards... noted.

Louis Robichaud, Thanks for the rebuttal, it looks to be in order. My inquiry has been answered.
Now unless new old data proves the trend, I think we can close this thought process.

D. Out Oops

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#58 - 2014-02-20 16:11:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Gevlon Goblin
Louis Robichaud wrote:

These are all POCO wars, and thus are in the Nov-Dec period. RvB has a mutual poco defense pact, one that has benefited us.

So your answer to "you are Goon pets" is "we are Goon allies"? Great.

Louis Robichaud wrote:

I would also like to add that I rejoined Eve after a 3 year break specifically to join RvB. It has far exceeded my expectations. You are doing Eve a disservice with these silly allegations.

Because It does a great service to EVE to recruit newbies who can barely figure out their overview and a few frigates is all their assets and marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game.

mynnna wrote:
So I need two things explained here.
How do five cherrypicked wars in the past three months explain how a group that's existed in modern form since 2009 is really a Goonswarm front,

It's not 5, it's 8.
It's not in 3 months but in all 2013 and 14.
It's not cherry-picked, every single war were processed. The E-UNI and BNI wars were explicitly mentioned. Just like the 74 dummy wars with barely any kills.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#59 - 2014-02-20 16:11:49 UTC
i enjoy trolling gevlon in his blog comments, knowing he won't publish them but knowing they enrage him

but i enjoy people doing it here more where he can't get that tiny feeling of power by censoring it

thanks for reposting this here gevlon it's sure to go as well as the last thread

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#60 - 2014-02-20 16:15:36 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
and marching them against the best highsec PvP alliance in the game.
Who is this "best highsec PvP alliance" you speak of?

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