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Highsec wardeccers! You can dec GSF and Red AND Blue for 50M/week!

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Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#341 - 2014-02-18 12:09:53 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
When your HQ is ours, you will suffer !


You do sound much like Harry the clown at the beginning of his goon hate delusion.
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#342 - 2014-02-18 12:29:04 UTC
I wasn't aware Mordus Angels had a high-sec branch.

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014

Johan March
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#343 - 2014-02-18 13:10:29 UTC
I literally cannot stop laughing after reading Gevlon's latest blog post. I hope it's some sort of clever and extremely subtle troll (or like Arkady surmised, avant garde comedy), because otherwise Shocked.

Thius Taxus Thellere
Blueprint Mania
#344 - 2014-02-18 13:14:42 UTC
Look. We're well on our way to another 60+ thread arguing about Gevlon's latest postings.
Ted McManfist
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#345 - 2014-02-18 13:17:12 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
And I am not impressed about your nul bear Goonies defence fleets.


You are impressed enough to run away

General Lemming wrote:
You might think you make any impact here in high sec, but it just doesn't work that way here. You will still lose ships, more and more. Currently 12B more losses for you guys after 1 month or so. Am not going to explain how things work any further. Its tempting, but you have to find out yourself. And thanks for all the replies confirming my state of the Lemons.


Please, educate me on how things work. You haven't captured a single Goon-owned POCO. You haven't fought over a single timer. How are you winning again? Oh, that's right, MY OPPORTUNITY COST!! Bloo bloo bloo bloo

:condi:

Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#346 - 2014-02-18 13:41:18 UTC
Looking for an opportunity cost appraisal for Gevlon posting.

Please respond.

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014

Ed Tekki
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#347 - 2014-02-18 13:42:16 UTC
The remaining reporters at the Goblin Exposed have pushed through their sorrow to aide me in making this, possibly the last, report.

Please take a moment to read, possibly put some sad Elton John music on, and read the latest, and possibly the final edition of The Goblin Exposed.

http://goblinexposed.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/the-goblin-war-criminal.html
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#348 - 2014-02-18 14:05:58 UTC
How much would losses be reduced if we assume all targets have platinum insurance on their hulls?

Gevlon, please publish an exhaustive report examining this.

For added oomph, please also provide us with a detailed report of how much time may have gone into the production assuming all lost ships were actually manufactured by the targets from ore they mined.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#349 - 2014-02-18 14:12:33 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
How much would losses be reduced if we assume all targets have platinum insurance on their hulls?

Gevlon, please publish an exhaustive report examining this.

For added oomph, please also provide us with a detailed report of how much time may have gone into the production assuming all lost ships were actually manufactured by the targets from ore they mined.


Well, while this may be a good idea, your forgetting a key component.

Ammo.

Each shot fired is detracting from the total damage done "profit margin"... and I daresay... an "opportunity cost" is incurred because those shots could have been spent making ISK, or the time used to fire said shots could have been spent mining.

Please include this in the new report as well, with a breakdown of ammo used for each shot. (Yes, the specific type of ammo is important here!)

I expect that once this report is published, no less than half of GSF will ragequit and uninstall.

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#350 - 2014-02-18 14:25:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Sigh... This is why we can't have nice things Sad

People have to understand, you can't just go about ordering people to do menial tasks!
What do you guys think this is? NULLSEC?!

Anyhow, looks like the goon resistance is faltering with every post mister Goblin makes.
From day one they only posted three possible replies to everything;

- hahaha you dumb, I smart
- I DON'T CARE, WE ARE NOT AFFECTED, DAMNIT!
- You aren't winning fast enough.

Or a sperging wall of text containing all of the above. I expected more from you lot.

D.

Bear

Edit: forgot to mention all goons except Joepopo, he seems to be having fun.

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Powers Sa
#351 - 2014-02-18 14:40:42 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
When your HQ is ours, you will suffer !

Going to be kind of hard to do when you keep losing gatecamps to our RVB buddies:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=21999326
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=21997736

Unlike gevlon, we don't have to pay people to like us.

Do you like winning t2 frigs and dictors for Dirt Cheap?https://eveninggames.net/register/ref/dQddmNgyLhFBqNJk

Remeber: Gambling addiction is no laughing matter unless you've lost a vast space fortune on the internet.

Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#352 - 2014-02-18 14:48:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Xaerael Endiel
Danalee wrote:
Sigh... This is why we can't have nice things Sad

People have to understand, you can't just go about ordering people to do menial tasks!
What do you guys think this is? NULLSEC?!

Anyhow, looks like the goon resistance is faltering with every post mister Goblin makes.
From day one they only posted three possible replies to everything;

- hahaha you dumb, I smart
- I DON'T CARE, WE ARE NOT AFFECTED, DAMNIT!
- You aren't winning fast enough.

Or a sperging wall of text containing all of the above. I expected more from you lot.

D.

Bear

Edit: forgot to mention all goons except Joepopo, he seems to be having fun.


Oh just stop. I can't take it any more, I'm all laughed out. Between Gevlon's blog, and your badposts I'm starting to lean towards this all being a bad joke.

I'll bite, and respond to your dumb bulletpoints anyway.

Anyone who thinks they can really hurt Goons with a high sec wardec really are dumb. My passive monthly income is higher than I can spend, and I literally throw billions a month at our newbies.

We're not affected in any way by refd POCOs. No money is lost, and we prefer the opportunity of making Gevlon make a tit of himself in public than ratting for a meagre 100m per hour. Passive incomes, etc.

You're not winning at all. That's a hard fact. You've literally had no impact on us what so ever. If you had, we'd be getting more than a few dozen guys to chase you off when the POCOs come out of ref.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#353 - 2014-02-18 15:05:28 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Garven Dreis wrote:
I suppose they couldn't dock fast enough.
Aren't you that Marmite spy ? Nice corp histo (C&C aka Marmites), funny they didn't see that. Twisted

@all you Goonies, you shall soon see the destruction of VFK when we land our rage on you !


Please send kitchen-sink fleets to VFK. It's always worked out so well before.

But I get that you don't literally believe this and are just having fun with Gevlon's money. That's cool too.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#354 - 2014-02-18 15:12:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Powers Sa wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
When your HQ is ours, you will suffer !

Going to be kind of hard to do when you keep losing gatecamps to our RVB buddies:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=21999326
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=21997736

Unlike gevlon, we don't have to pay people to like us.


Killboards are back on the table? A few pages ago they didn't matter, this really is a rollercoaster of a thread Lol

Anyhow I see your petty squables and raise you;
Some
random
destruction
Your move, mister bond!

Oh, and mister Goblin isn't paying us nor lemmings to like him, rather to kill your ships which seems to be working out just fine (according to our standards, not yours, I know)

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#355 - 2014-02-18 15:17:13 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Oh, and mister Goblin isn't paying us nor lemmings to like him, rather to kill your ships which seems to be working out just fine (according to our standards, not yours, I know)
So you like him for free? Or you just don't like him?

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#356 - 2014-02-18 15:23:03 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Oh, and mister Goblin isn't paying us nor lemmings to like him, rather to kill your ships which seems to be working out just fine (according to our standards, not yours, I know)
So you like him for free? Or you just don't like him?


He fascinates me and I don't really dislike anyone I play (computer)games with, mister Goblin has quite the passion for the game I've been playing for years and I respect him for that. Does that answer your question Lucas?

D.

Bear

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Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#357 - 2014-02-18 15:53:44 UTC
💩
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#358 - 2014-02-18 16:06:39 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Oh, and mister Goblin isn't paying us nor lemmings to like him, rather to kill your ships which seems to be working out just fine (according to our standards, not yours, I know)
So you like him for free? Or you just don't like him?
He fascinates me and I don't really dislike anyone I play (computer)games with, mister Goblin has quite the passion for the game I've been playing for years and I respect him for that. Does that answer your question Lucas?
Not particularly. You don't necessarily need to dislike someone to not like them, and while you always try to put across this rational, emotion free persona, many of your posts are pretty hate filled, with plenty of insults.

Also, as for his passion for the game, he doesn't really have passion for EVE, he in fact seems to hate the vast majority of the game. If it were up to him we would be playing WoW in space.

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#359 - 2014-02-18 16:10:50 UTC
Hate filled posts huh, believe me they are not intended to come across as hate-filled, in fact quite the contrary.
As for Wow in space, I don't see that in his posts, what makes you conclude that?

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#360 - 2014-02-18 16:11:50 UTC
Danalee wrote:

Killboards are back on the table? A few pages ago they didn't matter, this really is a rollercoaster of a thread Lol

we don't care about killboards because we care instead about power: we have the power to wave our dicks in gevlon's face and laugh at his impotent attempts to hit back so waving bad k:d statistics or the like is hilarious to us because literally nobody cares

however you and gevlon care deeply about your killboard statistics so when you pratfall in your k:d ratios we mock you because you're actually mad at it and we don't care about being hypocritical about mocking you for things we don't care about

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.