Crime & Punishment

Bajillionaire philanthropist Ed Tekki here, with a new edition of The Goblin Exposed. In this issue, we talk about how Gevlon is winning the war against goons, and how goons are poor and don't use alts.

READ ON!

http://goblinexposed.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/this-is-not-that-sperg-thank-god.html

The only relevant bit of 'intel' is the POCO timer. Since you neither have the ability nor mental fortitude to stop us from saving them, anything else to know about you is quite irrelevant.

And, lol, if TEST want to lower themselves to highsec PVP that's all well and good, but we need some advance warning so we can get an extra space added to our fail-cascade bingo card.

I mean our renters have been dunking TEST with no help, these are your big white hope? hahaa

Keep grinding those POCOs! Your complete cowardice this week meant we didn't even have to rep most of them, yay regen!

According to the notifications, it looks like its taking you guys 10x longer to REF a POCO than it is us to REP one.

But we're the ones being puppetmastered~~~~

ahahahah you guys.



You guys seem very proud that you hurf for days to get the largest form-up possible, then stay docked because you realise the docking radius doesn't extent to the POCOs.

I mean I'm all for strong tactics, and as of yet you're quite right that sitting in a station whimpering is without counter.

The part you forget is we rescued our POCOs and continue to roll around in piles of money, you guys are still rescuing the damsel for chump change 100 times a day.

e: Oh GOD Gevlon's new post.

"I'm a raging autist who doesn't understand how a coalition works. Please change it to my bizarre view of the world so I can understand it, and then I will stop flushing all my money down the toilet. OR ELSE*"

* - PUPPETMASTER STUFF YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND BUT BE SURE I WILL TAKE OVER THE WHOLE GAME IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I SAY.

I literally now believe he's quite troubled

http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com.au/2014/02/there-will-be-no-goons.html?m=1




I laughed so hard I ruptured something. Consider me the first actual Goon casualty in this "war."

No no no, you missed the point.

They've already won, and now its time to accept the terms of our surrender.

Unfortunate news from the editorial desks of the Goblin Exposed. Due to reading Gevlons latest blog, several staff members have died due to that thing that happens when you're laughing too hard and can't breathe.

This is a sad day for investigative journalism.

You finally got something right gevlon.

When I thought it couldn't get more absurd, goblin publishes another post. I think even marmite got a good laugh from it. And some big announcement for rvb? You guys should get ready for some stats and a chart!

Its a fun piece of propaganda. I'm sure he is enjoying writing those, its one of the perks of the way EVE works that things like propaganda are relevant (unlike trying to integer overflow the gold counter in WoW).

Pretty much the propoganda is all about low hanging fruit though.

30b of pblrd losses is still a small part of the 250b / mo plbrds actually lose (if you thought goons were bad... you aint seen nuffin), and appears to be basically an accounting translation, 4b / w of gevlons money buys the ability to accounting move 30b of the losses that existed anyway, from marmites own preexisting figures to gevlons figures. Doesn't actually change preexisting figures.

300 players are the easily recruited lemmings. The next 300 will be harder, as finding kills for the next 300 will largely not involve shooting more plbrds, as thats a fully tapped resource, nor shooting more bad goon flagged characters hauling, as thats also a fully tapped resource, but has to come largely from poco warfleets - ie the gains can no longer come in low hanging fruit.

I'd also imagine that given another month, the original 300 players will start to run their course (ie natural desubs, people recrutiing to their next thing as they get bored, or better or whatever), so ultimately he'll reach some equilibrium where he can only really recruit what he is losing. ie he can be as successful as he is now at recruiting, and eventually just be standing still, with all his very own graphs flatlined.

The failure to take any pocos is a particular concern for trying to increase the rate of recruiting - which is ultimately necessary to avoid the flatline.

Aren't you that Marmite spy ? Nice corp histo (C&C aka Marmites), funny they didn't see that.

@all you Goonies, you shall soon see the destruction of VFK when we land our rage on you !

These are clearly Goon lies and propaganda ! When your HQ is ours, you will suffer !