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Lis Vicious
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-02-17 09:35:40 UTC
Dear CCP,

With EVE I've stumbled upon a really messed up part of the Internet. While re-costumizing my character to relfect this environment, I realised the portrait mode is not in par with the latest trends of fashion and facial expression.

It is lacking some very important features. First, I need a way to thrust my lips into the direction of the camera lens, give me the ability to pout, give me; the duck face!

I would also like to request a "selfie mode". So I can make some extreme close-ups of my face from a disturbing angle. Also, it's very potent when mixed with a duckface.

Thanks in advance,
Lis
Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
#2 - 2014-02-17 15:17:36 UTC
I'm at a loss for words. Brava.
Stargate Perimeter
Mistelteinn
#3 - 2014-02-17 16:29:55 UTC
Extreme closeups from a disturbing angle? Why would you want to do that?
Rivr Luzade
Coreli Corporation
Pandemic Legion
#4 - 2014-02-17 16:32:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Rivr Luzade
It is sarcasm, for sure, or a joke ... but still ...

I lack words to describe my incomprehension.

UI Improvement Collective

My ridicule, heavy criticism and general pale outlook about your or CCP's ideas is nothing but an encouragement to prove me wrong. Give it a try.