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Highsec wardeccers! You can dec GSF and Red AND Blue for 50M/week!

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#281 - 2014-02-17 13:02:09 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too.
* As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps.
* Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not.
* You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's.
* Powers will keep sending pings.
* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
* Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400).
* TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon.
* Blues wont be blues for ever.
* Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums.
* Most wont see where this is going.
* I will be posting more lines.
* Ok I lied, this was the last line.

<3 Big smile

Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet Blink


Almost like a SOTA.


Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails Blink

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#282 - 2014-02-17 13:06:18 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Pete Butcher wrote:

[...]
Almost like a SOTA.


Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails Blink

D.

Bear


Ouch. That one hurt.
Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#283 - 2014-02-17 13:10:32 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too.
* As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps.
* Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not.
* You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's.
* Powers will keep sending pings.
* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
* Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400).
* TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon.
* Blues wont be blues for ever.
* Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums.
* Most wont see where this is going.
* I will be posting more lines.
* Ok I lied, this was the last line.

<3 Big smile

Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet Blink


Almost like a SOTA.


I'm going to not troll post now, and break it down for them... But in a totally new format, the "Neon Goblin Evangevlon This (something) that" format.

* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too.
**We are (not) winning
* As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps.
**We are (not) going to fight
* Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not.
**We (don't) know how they feel
* You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's.
**We'll (never) have our chance
* Powers will keep sending pings.
**We're (not) wasting your time
* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
**Something (PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) something
* Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400).
**We will (never) be big enough
* TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon.
**They (didn't) win their last 2 fights with goons
* Blues wont be blues for ever.
**We are (not) making you worry about your allies
* Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums.
**(puppetmasta)
* Most wont see where this is going.
**(PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
* I will be posting more lines.
**(I think) I'm funny
* Ok I lied, this was the last line.
**I'm (not) funny
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#284 - 2014-02-17 13:10:40 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Pete Butcher wrote:
Almost like a SOTA.


Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails Blink
While that SOTA was being made, I reinforced all of the POCOs the Lemmings own. Fact.

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Johan March
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#285 - 2014-02-17 13:13:04 UTC
Danalee wrote:

Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails Blink

D.

Bear


Constantly, once?

And those are the POCOs that nobody bothered to show up to contest last night? Those POCOs? I see it now, the sea of goblin and marmite POCO tags, Goons driven from hisec per Goblin's master baiting plan. Oh wait, that didn't happen.

But goblin is winning anyway. He said so on his blog. We lost opportunity costs because we weren't ratting, the backbone of GSF /CFC income.
Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#286 - 2014-02-17 13:16:53 UTC
Danalee wrote:

Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails Blink

D.

Bear


Sadly for you guys, TEST had more of an impact during that SOTA dropping SBUs in VFK. The impact being they had the balls to have a fight, and went to a system they couldn't just run away from a fight and dock up in.
Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#287 - 2014-02-17 13:21:57 UTC
Johan March wrote:
Danalee wrote:

Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails Blink

D.

Bear


Constantly, once?

And those are the POCOs that nobody bothered to show up to contest last night? Those POCOs? I see it now, the sea of goblin and marmite POCO tags, Goons driven from hisec per Goblin's master baiting plan. Oh wait, that didn't happen.

But goblin is winning anyway. He said so on his blog. We lost opportunity costs because we weren't ratting, the backbone of GSF /CFC income.


I brought my ratting ship to defend the poco.

It was scimitar...
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#288 - 2014-02-17 13:28:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Joepopo wrote:

I brought my ratting ship to defend the poco.
It was scimitar...


Bad goonie!
You should be raiding/poopsocking/hellcamping or something!

Johan March wrote:

Constantly, once?
And those are the POCOs that nobody bothered to show up to contest last night? Those POCOs?

We know you are bad with numbers but 90messages <> 1 or didn't you pay attention to your master?
Goons and RVB showed up, didn't they Big smile

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#289 - 2014-02-17 13:35:36 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Joepopo wrote:

I brought my ratting ship to defend the poco.
It was scimitar...


Bad goonie!
You should be raiding/poopsocking/hellcamping or something!


How do you know for sure I didn't have an AFK dominix with drone assisted on a FC running in the background?
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#290 - 2014-02-17 13:37:55 UTC
Joepopo wrote:

How do you know for sure I didn't have an AFK dominix with drone assisted on a FC running in the background?


The epitome of elite PVP in nullsec.
I bet you had that, next to a sock and an empty bottle. Thanks for sharing Blink

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#291 - 2014-02-17 13:43:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Joepopo
Danalee wrote:
Joepopo wrote:

How do you know for sure I didn't have an AFK dominix with drone assisted on a FC running in the background?


The epitome of elite PVP in nullsec.
I bet you had that, next to a sock and an empty bottle. Thanks for sharing Blink

D.

Bear


This is correct. I told in fleet chat I finished my bottle of laphroaig 10y that evening and we talked extensively about how good it was. Were you spying on us?

Edit: Do you really need to sign your posts?
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#292 - 2014-02-17 13:49:18 UTC
Naturally I've got spies, in fact, my main is a goonie goon.
I once signed a post by accident and it got all sorts of feathers ruffled, haven't stopped doing it ever since Twisted

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#293 - 2014-02-17 14:02:40 UTC
True story: Most of us were dual logged on our lemmings/marmite alts, laughing in mumble about all the hurfblurf grr goons chatter.

I think about 70% of the fleet was doing that, while the rest talked about sci-fi.
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#294 - 2014-02-17 14:26:32 UTC
Xaerael Endiel wrote:
True story: Most of us were dual logged on our lemmings/marmite alts, laughing in mumble about all the hurfblurf grr goons chatter.

I think about 70% of the fleet was doing that, while the rest talked about sci-fi.
It does make you wonder how many Lemmings are in fact CFC alts. I pretty much aim to inflate their numbers for fun. I'm trying to always be more than 1% of their alliance population, just so I can get 24 hour coverage of laughing at their sperg without being obvious. :D

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Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#295 - 2014-02-17 14:34:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Xaerael Endiel
Lucas Kell wrote:
Xaerael Endiel wrote:
True story: Most of us were dual logged on our lemmings/marmite alts, laughing in mumble about all the hurfblurf grr goons chatter.

I think about 70% of the fleet was doing that, while the rest talked about sci-fi.
It does make you wonder how many Lemmings are in fact CFC alts. I pretty much aim to inflate their numbers for fun. I'm trying to always be more than 1% of their alliance population, just so I can get 24 hour coverage of laughing at their sperg without being obvious. :D



7 are my guys in lemmings. Though that number can't be right, because goons don't have alts, Gevlon says so.

[edit]

If I was in lemmings, I'd be too scared to undock, because someone's gonna get something valuable AWOXed by a burner spy sooner or later.
Powers Sa
#296 - 2014-02-17 14:41:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Powers Sa
General Lemming wrote:
* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too.
* As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps.
* Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not.
* You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's.
* Powers will keep sending pings.
* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
* Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400).
* TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon.
* Blues wont be blues for ever.
* Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums.
* Most wont see where this is going.
* I will be posting more lines.
* Ok I lied, this was the last line.

<3 Big smile

Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet Blink

There is no such thing as pets. There are such things as allies.

Danalee wrote:
[quote=Pete Butcher]
Only this SOTA wasn't interrupted by constant POCO reinforcement mails Blink

D.

Bear


Implying anyone even cared they were being reinforced at the time.

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Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#297 - 2014-02-17 14:42:45 UTC
Xaerael Endiel wrote:


If I was in lemmings, I'd be too scared to undock, because someone's gonna get something valuable AWOXed by a burner spy sooner or later.


All pieces are falling into place, soon Gevlon will unveil the dramatic finale for this: Nothing will happen.
Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#298 - 2014-02-17 15:01:12 UTC
Joepopo wrote:
Xaerael Endiel wrote:


If I was in lemmings, I'd be too scared to undock, because someone's gonna get something valuable AWOXed by a burner spy sooner or later.


All pieces are falling into place, soon Gevlon will unveil the dramatic finale for this: Nothing will happen.


Ahhhh, so that's what the "Most won't see where this is going" line was about. I see, I see.
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#299 - 2014-02-17 15:20:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
I had to take a fleet three jumps for two hours. It was so strenuous an effort that today not a single RvB member logged in!

As a funny aside we sent a squad of inties into uedema and since marmite expected us all to be in perimeter they quickly lost half a dozen ships, including Tora losing a T2 trimarked oracle (odd fit if you ask me but maybe docking game oracles are a thing)
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#300 - 2014-02-17 15:24:20 UTC
if only we knew that a massive show of force that terrified marmite and gevlon back into their shame holes was what they actually wanted

we've been such fools, getting ourselves into a situation where our great victories are meaningless because you apparently meant to do that

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