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The Book of Rob | Chapter One
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Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#1 - 2014-02-14 19:59:09 UTC
The Book of Rob is the divine story and wisdom written through Rob, the brother of Bob, the first prophet of Bob, and right hand to the Kingdom of the Void and all of New Eden. Blessed be his holy name.

1 And it came to pass, as the Lord peered across New Eden, that he was displeased with the people.

2 And their eyes saw him not, and also their minds knew him not, for they had forgotten their Lord.

3 As he considered their nature, their Lord decided a punishment for his forsaken children.

4 He had led them to New Eden, a gate, a clear path to promised lands, but they forsake his name and forget his presence.

5 And Bob closed the path.

6 Darkness would be their punishment, and his children would suffer their own ignorance until they remembered the blessings of their Lord.

7 As the multitude of people across New Eden realized their fate, they began to fade into the darkness for many years.

8 Their strife and conflict arose from unrighteousness, and their punishment hardened their hearts.

9 They remembered their Lord, but blasphemed his name, for they could only see the loss and remembered not their blessings.

10 As the people began to unify against their Lord, Bob cast them out, transfigured their tongues, and divided their families.

11 Their union, once one, was now divided, becoming five nations.

12 Unable to commune, they left for other worlds, and all lost contact, and one nation traveled further than the rest.

13 And the fifth nation found the void, the home of their Lord.

14 Their Lord before them, they begged mercy upon them, and pledged devotion to him.

15 Bob was pleased with them, but demanded an offering of his followers.

16 The fifth nation gave up their souls to their Lord, in return he gave them immortality, to rest beside him.

17 With this new life, their nation was sent forth to explore New Eden.

18 And for an many years, the fifth nation explored the worlds, and watched the other four nations, their trials and tribulations.

19 A day arrived when their Lord called for them to share their glory and their knowledge with the four lost nations.

20 They gave them immortality in his name, but the nations forsake their Lord, yet again.

21 Bob was displeased, and placed rage in the hearts of the four nations, and the fifth he swept away, his children returned to the void.

22 And the nations waged an unending war, forgetting their Lord for a time.

23 As their Lord gazed upon his lost flock, he waited for their return home.

Amen.

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Rob Benson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-02-14 20:55:54 UTC
Yea, what he said.

Skyriders, ride on!
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#3 - 2014-02-14 23:31:17 UTC
Rob.
Benson.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#4 - 2014-02-15 00:26:04 UTC
Pretty sure Bob is a woman.

Beyond that I find these scriptures enlightening, inspiring and uplifting.

I have heard that on a quiet day if one places their vessel within 500m of a pulsing, groaning hole that nears the end of it's cycle, clears their mind and whispers her name thirteen times before cycling your prop mod that you will hear her speaking. Reaching out. Drawing you inside her warm, welcoming entry. Always fit a probe launcher.

Will distribute these verses to our pilots and neighbors while eagerly awaiting chapter two.

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Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#5 - 2014-02-15 01:49:17 UTC
Rob Benson wrote:
Yea, what he said.

Kalel Nimrott wrote:
Rob.
Benson.

Now boys, let's not be filthy little heretics...

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Winthorp
#6 - 2014-02-15 03:06:43 UTC
I praise you good sir on the efforts you have gone to in recording the words of Bob and Rob.
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#7 - 2014-02-15 03:43:57 UTC
Go away.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#8 - 2014-02-15 03:47:17 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:
Go away.


You can't hide from the truth.

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Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#9 - 2014-02-15 17:04:25 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Tul Breetai wrote:
Go away.


You can't hide from the truth.

I only need to hide from you.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Rob Benson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-02-15 19:00:48 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Rob Benson wrote:
Yea, what he said.

Kalel Nimrott wrote:
Rob.
Benson.

Now boys, let's not be filthy little heretics...


I think he meant it like when certain people name their kid Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9w9EiLTZ_A

Skyriders, ride on!
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-02-17 04:05:20 UTC
the book of rob, is long and boring. . and written very long ago, it's full of flowers and heart shaped boxes and things we're all to young to know. .


I will never forgive you for getting that song caught in my head.

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----