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Clone gone bad

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Model X5
Under The Desktop
#1 - 2014-02-16 15:21:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Model X5
Hello my brain/body has been genetically modified into a troll by sadist corporations who make experiments on poor newbie clones, once podded i woke up in this clone, when i look at my self on the mirror i don't recognize my self anymore : ( may anybody help?
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#2 - 2014-02-16 15:24:52 UTC
Are you the same guy who made the thread about RMTing out of an internet cafe?

Oh god.
Ralen Zateki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2014-02-16 15:37:15 UTC
Dude, your cheeks....
IDGAD
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-02-16 15:57:13 UTC
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Dude, your cheeks....


He's the new epic chin man.
Ralen Zateki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2014-02-16 16:07:00 UTC
IDGAD wrote:
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Dude, your cheeks....


He's the new epic chin man.


Reminds me of John Belushi in Animal House... with the mashed potatoes.... Lol
Sevendeadly Sins
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-02-16 17:45:49 UTC
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Dude, your cheeks....

http://www.zombo.com
SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-02-16 17:50:27 UTC
Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#8 - 2014-02-16 18:05:33 UTC
Model X5 wrote:
Hello my brain/body has been genetically modificated into a troll by sadist corporations who make experiments on poor newbie clones, once podded i woke up in this clone, when i look at my self on the mirror i don't recognize my self anymore : ( may anybody help?


I suggest a couple of hours learning about punctuation and grammar!

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...
Model X5
Under The Desktop
#9 - 2014-02-16 19:16:26 UTC
Little Dragon Khamez wrote:
Model X5 wrote:
Hello my brain/body has been genetically modificated into a troll by sadist corporations who make experiments on poor newbie clones, once podded i woke up in this clone, when i look at my self on the mirror i don't recognize my self anymore : ( may anybody help?


I suggest a couple of hours learning about punctuation and grammar!


I suggest glasses for amarr
Sevendeadly Sins
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2014-02-16 21:41:18 UTC
Model X5 wrote:
Little Dragon Khamez wrote:
Model X5 wrote:
Hello my brain/body has been genetically modificated into a troll by sadist corporations who make experiments on poor newbie clones, once podded i woke up in this clone, when i look at my self on the mirror i don't recognize my self anymore : ( may anybody help?


I suggest a couple of hours learning about punctuation and grammar!


I suggest glasses for amarr

Dude, did an elephant sit on your face or something?

http://www.zombo.com
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-02-16 22:24:31 UTC
Ralen Zateki wrote:
Dude, your cheeks....

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#12 - 2014-02-16 22:34:30 UTC
Id suggest you try a new clone, better luck next time.
Kara Jenker
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-02-16 23:04:24 UTC
Check out the mandibles on you!

All this clone/gene technology... Why am I still ginger!?
Model X5
Under The Desktop
#14 - 2014-02-16 23:06:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Model X5
Kara Jenker wrote:
Check out the mandibles on you!


Not my fault!
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#15 - 2014-02-16 23:11:46 UTC
I don't see what the problem is.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#16 - 2014-02-16 23:13:39 UTC
Kara Jenker wrote:
Check out the mandibles on you!





Check out the man handles on you!

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Model X5
Under The Desktop
#17 - 2014-02-16 23:54:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Model X5
update:
after waking up in this clone... isukone doctors tried to kill meh, saying: dye cockroach!!!

edit forgot to say to kill me with a shovel in my hangar!
Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#18 - 2014-02-17 00:23:04 UTC
Model X5 wrote:
update:
after waking up in this clone... isukone doctors tried to kill meh, saying: dye cockroach!!!

edit forgot to say to kill me with a shovel in my hangar!


Clearly everyone is beautiful in their own light.

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2014-02-17 00:30:37 UTC
Little Dragon Khamez wrote:
Model X5 wrote:
update:
after waking up in this clone... isukone doctors tried to kill meh, saying: dye cockroach!!!

edit forgot to say to kill me with a shovel in my hangar!


Clearly everyone is beautiful in their own light.

Yes some just get the fusion state fatter than others
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#20 - 2014-02-17 02:37:00 UTC
Dude. Food allergies. You may haz.

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