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Highsec wardeccers! You can dec GSF and Red AND Blue for 50M/week!

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#241 - 2014-02-16 02:31:26 UTC
This thread delivers. Or is it digorno?

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Johan March
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#242 - 2014-02-16 04:12:07 UTC
So, I undocked from Jita today, not once, not twice, but four times and got past Marmite's "efforts" every time. How much does the war dec on Caldari Provisions go for?

Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#243 - 2014-02-16 09:07:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Johan March wrote:
So, I undocked from Jita today, not once, not twice, but four times and got past Marmite's "efforts" every time. How much does the war dec on Caldari Provisions go for?



I bet you fitted a lazor to your otherwise completely shite industrial ship?
Yea, don't tell your other drones but we kinda have a thing where we don't shoot people that can shoot back, look at it like hellcamping someone or something... We've been doing it for years now (well, minus the storing of bodily fluids bit... That's just weird).

D.

Bear

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#244 - 2014-02-16 09:11:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Lucas Kell wrote:
Danalee wrote:
mynnna wrote:

You get a certain amount of props for admitting your cowardice, at least.
Wait... as a member of the biggest coalition in eve ever, hiding behind RVB at every opportunity you are calling others out on their bravery?
That's just... Shocked wrong Shocked

This, however, is funny: http://i.imgur.com/WeieyEn.png Lol
Golly gosh, you are right! People get notifications! Hilarious!

Not quite as amusing as it will be when once again the timers tick down, Lemmings fly to the other side of high sec to keep their distance, and Tora bolts for the docking ring so fast that the order to evac hasn't even been transmitted yet. Or are you actually planning on trying to engage in combat this time?

Oh wait, no, that might damage your precious KB efficiency, then you'd have to find something else to fap to.


You allmost look frustrated, little peon? Want to talk about your feelings?

D.

Bear

Edit: In before Lucas cries some more about how he doesn't care and is waay to cool to do so... darn, to late Sad

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#245 - 2014-02-16 11:32:37 UTC
Danalee wrote:
You allmost look frustrated, little peon? Want to talk about your feelings?
If I were to get frustrated by a game, it would't be down to a bunch of useless nubs high fiving each other because of a notification mail.

See what I mean about your failed attempts at wit though? The trick is it's supposed to be at least in part truth so it makes some kind of sense. Just saying "look at frustration, LOL" and "buckets of tears!" When theres nothing that even resembles either of those things in the thread, it just makes you look desperate to over compensate for your failings.

But by all means, carry on.

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#246 - 2014-02-16 14:57:51 UTC
Danalee wrote:
[quote=mynnna]
This, however, is funny: http://i.imgur.com/WeieyEn.png Lol

D.

Bear


What's funny about a notification mail?

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#247 - 2014-02-17 00:13:04 UTC
It seems RvB is back to purple helping their masters Big smile Nice defence fleet Goonies, be prepared to do this more often as Lemmings is growing and growing Blink Now we did 30-35 poco's with 90 ships, soon it will be double/triple etc.....
Powers Sa
#248 - 2014-02-17 00:30:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Powers Sa
General Lemming wrote:
It seems RvB is back to purple helping their masters Big smile Nice defence fleet Goonies, be prepared to do this more often as Lemmings is growing and growing Blink Now we did 30-35 poco's with 90 ships, soon it will be double/triple etc.....


Quote:

INTEL / CTA : POCO Timers
Guys,

Its seems the poco's will be first. Let's see what RvB does (they have till 19:15 to respond). Personally I care less about poco's and even if RvB wanted them, it would be fine with me. I just dont want any CFC alliance to have extra resources in high sec. They have enough **** in 0.0 land.

I suggest we pop them and give others the option to claim them. Local Jita shout would work fine. Or if you personal corp wants them, have a poco ready. That way Goonies have to declare war on many corps, who can let new allies in for free.

General Lemming



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edit: are there people that are still so simplistic that they think of all eve relationships as master/pet?

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Johan March
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#249 - 2014-02-17 00:34:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Johan March
General Lemming wrote:
It seems RvB is back to purple helping their masters Big smile Nice defence fleet Goonies, be prepared to do this more often as Lemmings is growing and growing Blink Now we did 30-35 poco's with 90 ships, soon it will be double/triple etc.....


Wait, we're here right now. Horrible nullbear F1 monkeys who can't fit ships without small words and large pictures. Where are the vaunted lemmings? Admiring the white sands of Dover? :allears:

Also, making charts so you don't have to: http://imgur.com/3Sdr9g1
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#250 - 2014-02-17 00:52:24 UTC
RvB is back in because we think Gevlon is annoying and we want to see him eat crow Lol

Also both RvB and goons have 90 man fleets out right now. And that's with the goons hellcamping N3 in... so... good luck taking any pocos.
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#251 - 2014-02-17 01:08:56 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
RvB is back in because we think Gevlon is annoying and we want to see him eat crow Lol

Also both RvB and goons have 90 man fleets out right now. And that's with the goons hellcamping N3 in... so... good luck taking any pocos.
Thanks for being back where we want you Twisted Some of you really don't see why we are doing this, are you? Good, let's keep it that way.

@ Goons : You'll eat what I keep feeding you. If it looks like a bird, sings like a bird, its probably not a bird Twisted


Powers Sa
#252 - 2014-02-17 01:10:33 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Professor Clio wrote:
RvB is back in because we think Gevlon is annoying and we want to see him eat crow Lol

Also both RvB and goons have 90 man fleets out right now. And that's with the goons hellcamping N3 in... so... good luck taking any pocos.
Thanks for being back where we want you Twisted Some of you really don't see why we are doing this, are you? Good, let's keep it that way.

@ Goons : You'll eat what I keep feeding you. If it looks like a bird, sings like a bird, its probably not a bird Twisted



FIRST "RIGHT WHERE WE WANT YOU" POST OF THIS THREAD.

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Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#253 - 2014-02-17 01:12:15 UTC
"I've got you right where I want to" is such an original response.

Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#254 - 2014-02-17 01:16:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Joepopo
General Lemming wrote:
Professor Clio wrote:
RvB is back in because we think Gevlon is annoying and we want to see him eat crow Lol

Also both RvB and goons have 90 man fleets out right now. And that's with the goons hellcamping N3 in... so... good luck taking any pocos.
Thanks for being back where we want you Twisted Some of you really don't see why we are doing this, are you? Good, let's keep it that way.

@ Goons : You'll eat what I keep feeding you. If it looks like a bird, sings like a bird, its probably not a bird Twisted


Oh snap! We were right where they wanted us...
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#255 - 2014-02-17 01:20:48 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Professor Clio wrote:
RvB is back in because we think Gevlon is annoying and we want to see him eat crow Lol

Also both RvB and goons have 90 man fleets out right now. And that's with the goons hellcamping N3 in... so... good luck taking any pocos.
Thanks for being back where we want you Twisted Some of you really don't see why we are doing this, are you? Good, let's keep it that way.

@ Goons : You'll eat what I keep feeding you. If it looks like a bird, sings like a bird, its probably not a bird Twisted




"We're just reinforcing them so you have to rep them!"

"We're going to ignore it takes more time to RF them than rep them because _______ "

Also I made a graph http://i.imgur.com/AMgO6WG.png

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Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#256 - 2014-02-17 01:34:51 UTC
"GUYS GUYS GOONS ARE DOING SOMETHING IN NULL THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY FORM ENOUGH PEOPLE UP TO REP.... oh. Forgot they had more than a few hundred people." -Gevlon "goalposts" Goblin. Still awaiting his first victory.
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#257 - 2014-02-17 01:54:34 UTC
I have to give credit where credit is due: Marmites are pulling a heck of a scam by continuing to get Gevlon to fund their wardecs.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise

Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#258 - 2014-02-17 02:09:16 UTC
Rhes wrote:
I have to give credit where credit is due: Marmites are pulling a heck of a scam by continuing to get Gevlon to fund their wardecs.


Is it really a scam when the mark is so dumb that they offer you their money for doing what you already were though? More like the smart play.
Tauranon
Weeesearch
CAStabouts
#259 - 2014-02-17 03:35:51 UTC
Rhes wrote:
I have to give credit where credit is due: Marmites are pulling a heck of a scam by continuing to get Gevlon to fund their wardecs.


I've never, ever heard of a mercenary that wanted a war to be won.
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#260 - 2014-02-17 03:50:18 UTC
Tauranon wrote:
Rhes wrote:
I have to give credit where credit is due: Marmites are pulling a heck of a scam by continuing to get Gevlon to fund their wardecs.


I've never, ever heard of a mercenary that wanted a war to be won.

Yeah but for the amount of money Gevlon has spent so far you'd think they'd have a POCO or two to show for it.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise