Wormholes

Actually,
I sell a complete "bag... o' d*ck" if you would like to substitute the d*cks for a single d*ck. It may not be as hefty as the competitor's bag, but it is just as satisfying ®.




®my d*ck compared to the most recent set of d*cks your girlfriend experienced.

WTB 2 Dozen ® Bags of Dicks™ PM or post here plox

Well, atleast Bane knows what to ask for when he does become a CSM, we all want Bag O' dicks launchers for PvP.

hahaha...

Post with your main, nerd :P

I want to be able to play Texas holdem in my personal or corp Starbase. The Starbase should be cool as **** looking and not have the security of a wet blanket.

Bane for csm!

Honorable Bane Nucleus,

If you become CSM, what will you do about the severe shortage and ever rising costs of bags of dicks in this wormhole sub forum? I fear if the quantity and quality of bags of dicks does not improves in the future, it will be very hard for my fellow low classers and myself to foot the bill to hand them out to every NPC corp. alt we must purge from Bob’s realm. It is us on the frontlines of high sec that try our best to protect this filth from reaching your C5-C6 chains and Bob’s inner sanctums. Furthermore, if/when you fix this shortage, can we count on you to bring bags of dicks to the masses of forum alts that plague the official forums.

If your answer is yes to any of the above, it gives me hope that I will never have to witness our precious sub forum turn into the likes of GD, run amuck with NPC alt mouth breathers who need to just learn to keep their **** beaters off the keyboard.

Sincerely,

Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville

Joan i have spent a very long time ignoring your massive posts you like to do from your NPC alt of impunity, i will just add this new guy to the list.

1) The meta in wormhole space is controlled by the players, and to a lesser extent wh mass. People choose to warp 6 dreads and 4 archons with T3s to their static, hoping you are dumb enough to jump through so they can pad their killboard stats. Hell, living in a Pulsar, we have been told by several groups that they wouldn't jump in to us because they don't have shield ships....Once the T3 "adjustments" are made, it will be interesting to see if anything changes.

As far as what I would do about it....nothing. I can't control what people fly. What I can do is propose suggestions made by the community on what adjustments we can make with game mechanics that would encourage a different meta.

2) Again, conflict is driven by the players. People like to blame CCP for making it stale, but they really just don't want to take responsibility for their shiitbaggery. That said, doing something like C4s having low class and high class statics and improving blackholes would certainly get people moving around more, which naturally forces us to run into each other more often.

3) Yes, it's fine. Why? Because BU can warp in on you and kill your retardedly expensive caps whenever they want

Yes, but there is no in game mechanic to drive that content. I mean let us say you go in to evict someone, currently what do you get? You get a boring tower bash and not even the killmails, if you are lucky you get some tears. What wh space is turning into sadly is glorified gankers that are very apt at scanning. In null if you win you take space, in wh if you win what do you get??

The reason of the recent change to the domis stated by CCP was because it was used 5 times as much as the next ship. Can you tell me what t3 usage percentage in serious fights? I will bet it is more than 90%. All the pvp battle reports between the serious pvp entities look the same, same ships and same fittings. If you make the ship the best you can't blame people for using it, there is something wrong with the game design and balance.

This is from personal experience, I have lived in a wh for 1 year+ and I have been consistently farming it with 4-5 guys. If we take the proper precautions it is nigh impossible to get randomly ganked. Close all holes, do not warp to the static, keep analyser open and log off a dictor in site. If a new signature pops (you don't even need to dscan) align dictor, siege red, bubble while aligning, and warp dictor to new signature and bubble up. Unless a 30 t3 man gang is rage rolling on the other side there is a small chance of being killed. The only threat is log off traps, and since it is a lower wh static it is extremely difficult and effortful to get in. Don't get me wrong if a dedicated wh group wants us out, they can easily kick or gank us, but what is the in game benefit for all their effort? It is not fair to them that they don't get rewarded for killing the farmers. If they kick us out we just go settle in of the other 1000's of empty holes.

There is something wrong when you all wh fights look exactly the same for four years.