Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Hello Capsuleers!

4 INCHES OF PAIN is actively recruiting skilled and new PVP pilots or rich people.

We are a tight-knit PVP-oriented corporation with EU and US players that enjoys wreaking havoc on all pilots in our path. Typical fleet compositions range from gank-fitted battleships with logistic support to cruisers sporting hordes of ECM drones. If it flies, we fly it. We have pilots who are skilled in capital ship piloting, although our current members prefer to fly in lowsec and enjoy a more high-paced, high-speed composition for our PVP fleets.

We offer a T1 cruiser replacement program for our PVP ops and free PVP training for new players. New players can expect to learn:

- Low, 0% tax rate;
- Basic PVP piloting skills in frigate class ships;
- PVP fitting skills, the "do's" and "don'ts";
- Cruiser class PVP experiences ranging from nano-fitted cruisers with ewar drones to tackle skills for larger fleets;
- Battlecruiser class PVP training, largely focusing on (but not limited to) nano-fitted, "gank" battlecruisers;
- Additional battlecruiser class PVP can be expected (e.g. high EHP ships in larger fleets);
- Battleship class PVP experiences ranging from remote-repping battleships to gank-fitted battleships with logistic support;
- Anything and everything related to PVP, you will likely learn with 4 INCHES OF PAIN.

What you won't get at 4 INCHES OF PAIN:

- Capital or Supercapital class ships, or much PVP action with these ships (this may change, but for now we focus on roaming gangs);
- Grief if you miss a PVP op. We don't demand attendance and we think the goal of EVE Online is to have fun, not feel like you're married to a video game;
- Faction warfare: We kill indiscriminately;
- "Family Friendly" language: Sorry, we are adults. Younger EVE players may apply, but don't blame us if your mother overhears what we say.

What does 4 INCHES OF PAIN offer experienced PVP pilots:

- Other highly skilled and experienced PVP pilots to join in lowsec roams;
- A comedic atmosphere during our PVP expeditions, with hilarious accents all around;
- Of course, T1 cruiser replacement;
- Avenues for new PVP experiences and the opportunity to invest your time and effort in training new PVPers, exploring the various combinations of ships/fits EVE offers, and engaging enemies head-on;
- Plenty of forced rage-quits, tears of rage, and deleted EVE Online accounts (of other pilots, of course.. after we're done with them).


If you are interested in talking with us, learning more about 4 INCHES OF PAIN, or joining us for an experimental roam through lowsec, please join our public channel, 4INCH Recruitment; send me a message in game (Sanchez Ding) or speak with our Corp Nanny (Tom Willson). Reply posts will be responded to in-game, or on this board, as soon as we can. We look forward to blowing up ships, pods, and frozen corpses with YOU!

Tom Willson the corp nanny is also "Chuck Norris"

another bump

Still looking for rich people and pvpers or both