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Attention all Pirates and or Mercenaries
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Ruadri Aonarach
Nova Corps Marines
#1 - 2014-02-12 20:47:16 UTC
Greetings all commiters of skulduggery and mayhem,

I am Ruadri Aonarach and I am a newb (just the toon ;p)

That being said. My main is a carebear. and let me make this very clear.


I AM TIRED OF BEING A CAREBEAR!!!


However due to the relationship with my main's corp and the friends I have made there I do not wish to sully their name with piracy and other such things (I have also been told directly by alliance leadership that that will get my corp kicked out of the alliance)

I like to RP and I want to pirate and do other such illegal things. So I made this alt joined a startup Blood Raider Loyal corp with some promises of RP and hopes of PVP.

I want a teacher, someone/somecorp willing to give me and or my corp some schooling in the art of skulduggery. I am willing to comp you/your time but that will need to be discussed privately.

I know the theory behind piracy and ransoming and everything but no experience and no confidence that I can do this right.

I'm not asking for charity, I understand you will want something in return and if I can give it I will.

Please post up or mail me in game with any questions, comments, or whatever

Ruadri
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-02-12 21:32:57 UTC
LOL

You sir, joined an omega carebear corp.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#3 - 2014-02-12 21:41:38 UTC
Ruadri Aonarach wrote:

I know the theory behind piracy and ransoming and everything but no experience and no confidence that I can do this right.

No need to be taught, really.
Search the C&P forum for fits, especially the ones that don't generate laughter - I recommend a Catalyst to start; easy to skill into, and can reliably gank in very short time. Fit a hull, pick a target, and go pull the trigger.

Yeah, you're going to fail a lot at first. It's OK - you were planning on dying in fires anyway, right? Soon enough, your Yaar! will be heard throughout the galaxy, and miners will be docking up when they see you hit local.

IOW: Just do it! Blink
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-02-12 21:48:11 UTC
Ruadri Aonarach wrote:

...
I AM TIRED OF BEING A CAREBEAR!!!

God bless you.

Quote:

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So I made this alt joined a startup Blood Raider Loyal corp with some promises of RP and hopes of PVP.

I want a teacher, someone/somecorp willing to give me and or my corp some schooling in the art of skulduggery. I am willing to comp you/your time but that will need to be discussed privately.
...

Do-able, but....expensive. Any teacher worth his salt will charge a premium to teach someone who is going to 'take the knowledge and run', as opposed to joining their corp/alliance for the long haul.

F

Would you like to know more?
Yuber Eightfold
The New Eden School of trade
Organization of Skill Extracting Corporations
#5 - 2014-02-12 22:07:36 UTC
Psychotic Monk can help you get sorted, check out his blog: http://belligerentundesirables.com

You can also head on over to http://minerbumping.com and check out their forums
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-02-13 03:04:12 UTC
Confirmed, I will help any young bright-eyed criminal find his feet.

I have a sneaking suspicion, though, that what you actually want is to pretend to be a bad guy while having lowsec gudfite 1v1s. That is a very worthy goal and those dudes are very talented, but make sure crime is actually the thing you want to do.

Mail me if you're still interested.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Helgrind Wolf
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-02-15 09:14:17 UTC
Psychotic Monk turns crime into an art.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-02-15 21:37:42 UTC
Helgrind Wolf wrote:
Psychotic Monk turns crime into an art.


and then he steals it!

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."