Out of Pod Experience

I like this theory. One moment looking at OP with the look of utter boredom. Next moment OP doesn't exist and licking yourself seems like a good idea. Meow.

/蘭

this...is sometimes true. i'm guilty of it. recently guilty. but the important caveat here is to realize there is always a reason.

oh, subtext! I like this game. this means "I'm desirable!"

silly me, I forgot it always means "I'm desirable"

^ Ack, I need some rest. My straight man alter-ego momentarily took control and usurped posting rights! ^

Being successful at dating is easy and can be achieved anywhere!


You just need to stick to some rules:


If you have only one of these skills, make sure it reaches Level 5:

1. being handsome.

2. being rich.

3. being extremely funny.


An appropriate mix of these three skills at lower levels could work out, too. It all depends on how you use them, in the end.

sort of. I've been told many times that women interpret handsome = trouble. if that's something you have going for you, just keep that perception in mind and maybe be nice. 'clean and well groomed' comes in a close second, for practical reasons.

rich is a tricky one. the problem with spending money for dating is girls/women get used to things very quickly. I think it's important to watch where the money goes. a lawyer friend of mine once told me "it's not about having money. it's about money placement." so have it, but spend it on yourself/make sure it stays yours.

...put yourself in their position. imagine you meet a woman who constantly spends money on you. yeah it would be nice, but what would you think about them, especially early on. would make you wonder why someone places a real monetary value on your company, wouldn't it? and that's been the experience of a lot of girls. the fact is, quite a few of them think a relationship means having access to your wallet. borders on prostitution imo.

so how much money does one need, exactly? it's relative, and I don't think it's just about money; it's also about your future potential. you only need more than the last guy or girl she dated . just because she has a boyfriend or had one doesn't mean he's great. and it's really nothing to worry about, cuz if you seem to be something better, she'll give you the time of day, and if she's happy with her significant other she'll probably just politely tell you so. that's a pretty good outcome in itself, so there's no reason not to try.

as for funny, I suppose that's a thing for some people, but I don't ever think about making her laugh. but i do think about making her naked. and I think "make her laugh" is a failed piece of advice because it's incomplete. like, it's not really an end-state. (so you've made her laugh, now what?)

but if you must, I suppose you could ask if she's ever heard of the sport known as midget tossing. or something

if you're trying to capture the essence of 'a good time' I think it's important to convey a sense that everything is under control and there's no reason for her to not trust you, AND that you'll appreciate good behavior. [lol good behavior. interesting choice of words.]

she has to know that you'll do very naughty things to her. being funny in itself doesn't really convey that.

all this over analyzing...

what ever happened to just being the courteous, honest as possible, funny, good looking, decent in bed, not a tightwad, not too overly nice in your manner towards me (that is have a mind of your own and not just try to please my every whim)...but not an ******* either kind of guy?

is this too much to ask?! holy ****!

ladies, ladies. shhhh it's ok. staaare into my abs.

hah you sound like angelique. she thought for sure i was going to send her a picture of my dangly bits

Well friend, let me tell you this as a natural born and bred Latinamerican Male (Venezuelan) , having traveled across several countries in this beautiful part of the American Continent and several Caribbean Islands.

You are just LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE ...

Every single Expat from Canada, UK, USA and any other european country get 10000000000x more positive "hits" from women in Latinamerica than their own countries.

Gringos get dazzled by the sheer affection of our women, and if you treat them well, they will not only cook and give you strong, healthy children, they will gladly help support the house and a great number of them dont mind you being the bread-winner of the family.

Even Spaniards I have met here that have married local women enjoy how women here can be women without trying to take your pants and pretend they are men, since I know many people from Spain that refer to their women as "Men with breasts" "Tios con tetas"

I am ok with sexual liberation and women empowerment and equal wages for women, but I know many men get sometimes shadowed over by working women that behave like men and in the end, being so self-reliant that they don´t really NEED a man at all, except for sex and/or women that are looking for Prince William himself to wed them as they "look for love" in several relationships that last but a mere twinkle in the fabric of Space-Time, there are also the classic gold-diggers and other bumps in the road, but that goes with the territory.

Come down here, despite the many wonders of modernity, most of our women are still very much traditional women, hearty, affectionate, caring and loving.

Heck I can even try to hook you up with 3 family members and 1 very young pretty family friend that is single if I find you good enough for them (after some beers and lengthy conversations of your intentions)

That´s how we do things down here.

You can come to Panama, Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, Venezuela or Colombia (countries I know very well) and find a decent woman just by living there some months. Avoid the cities, the country women down here are still down to earth women that have strong family values and fearful of G-d.

We all are pretty Christian down here, so I hope that isnt a hassle, specially Catholics and local branches of Protestantism, so I let you know this first beforehand since I know religious values can be quite different up there.

Finding partners is not that hard, you just have to know where to look.

This is my free advice to you.

If you want more info just PM me, I can offer you more guidance in your quest.

Cheers and be Happy Friend!