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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1281 - 2011-11-26 01:09:55 UTC
I don't usually do corpses but you look still rather fresh so...

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Hustler Funk
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1282 - 2011-11-26 02:46:20 UTC
Can I have my flesh back now. Thanks.
Neti Keire
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1283 - 2011-11-26 03:03:05 UTC
Whew. Could have been worse.
Verloc Nostromo
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1284 - 2011-11-26 03:52:07 UTC
well...at least it LOOKS female........
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1285 - 2011-11-26 04:01:25 UTC
Verloc Nostromo wrote:
well...at least it LOOKS female........


But you don't. Get off my bed! Get the **** off my bed and out of my house!

Don't ban me, bro!
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#1286 - 2011-11-26 04:20:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Talon SilverHawk
What did you say, "squeal piggy" ??????

Help me !!!!!!!!! Shocked
Utremi Fasolasi
La Dolce Vita
#1287 - 2011-11-26 08:18:06 UTC
Thank you sir, may I have another?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1288 - 2011-11-26 08:33:33 UTC
...aaand, that pretty much covers the issue on how to match your clothes with your make up and your hair dye. Anyway, don't fool yourself: you still will look like a she-male until you undergo surgery or just bribe someone to transfer your brain record to a female clone. They say it's technically feasible.

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Tivookz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1289 - 2011-11-26 09:48:52 UTC
Wanna go at it again?
Kehro Urgus
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1290 - 2011-11-26 09:53:01 UTC
Not without a sworn affidavit from licensed gynecologist.Shocked

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1291 - 2011-11-26 17:15:39 UTC
Uh! You look like Princess Leia after train wreck and sex change operation.
Could I have few beers before we try this again?

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1292 - 2011-11-26 19:10:08 UTC
No, no, no... it goes like this: you compare ME with a roadkill, then you get lost and go find a roadkiil to listen to your bad jokes and drink your monkey-pee beer.

We the Fazmarai cousins are seriously disappointed with you, Mr. Stormshadow.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1293 - 2011-11-26 22:51:51 UTC
Oh my dear, how long! I just saw that shot you had done the other day, and can't wait to see it on the public networks. I am so proud you are a Fazmarai! You should let your hair grow long more often.

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Miss Azazel Doshu
Doomheim
#1294 - 2011-11-26 23:26:48 UTC
I wish EVE was really real :). Grr....Twisted
Dominatus Crispus
Nation of Muppets
#1295 - 2011-11-26 23:43:33 UTC
cab fare is on the dresser...

if you need anything else... i'll be playing eve...

P
Sinistra Arc
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1296 - 2011-11-27 02:00:39 UTC
Now, be the dutiful hireling you are and tend to my various other needs until I tell you to stop.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1297 - 2011-11-27 05:09:05 UTC
Could you spank me little more, because I've been bad bad extraterrestrial resident.

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Kukiri
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1298 - 2011-11-27 06:19:13 UTC
I liked the part where you moved.
5432 543654
NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
#1299 - 2011-11-27 06:32:58 UTC
This is...actually something I could brag about.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#1300 - 2011-11-27 11:22:56 UTC
5432 543654 wrote:
This is...actually something I could brag about.




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I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.