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If you could ask Batman for advice, what would you ask?
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Hoban Gallifrey
New Eden University
#1 - 2014-02-08 20:51:58 UTC
Hello all,

I record a weekly podcast on geeky stuff and this week we are doing a section called Ask Batman.

Basically if you had the opportunity for career, relationship or general life advice from the Dark Knight, what would you ask?

I'll give 100mil isk out for any questions we use.


Podcast link: https://soundcloud.com/geekphiles
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#2 - 2014-02-08 23:34:33 UTC
i'd want to know how to deal with a constant influx of criminal megaminds and super villains in a hypothetical city.
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#3 - 2014-02-09 00:10:05 UTC
Why so serious?

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-02-09 02:15:50 UTC
Bat nipples. Really?

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Weylin Ormand
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#5 - 2014-02-09 11:17:37 UTC
(I know in the meta-sense why, but still...)

Why do all of your villains spend so much time creating all these grandiose schemes, machines, and plans and threaten to do all these terrible things, kill you, etc. etc., instead of just shutting up and doing what they started talking about 20 minutes ago?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZXlhSgq7us

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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#6 - 2014-02-09 20:34:09 UTC
"Dude, when will you get over the no-lethal-force rule already?"

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Astenion
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-02-09 21:31:27 UTC
"Why does everyone think you're so awesome?"
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#8 - 2014-02-09 22:54:11 UTC
The answer to every question is "because I'm Batman!"
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#9 - 2014-02-10 07:36:22 UTC
Have you thought about using Lemsip?

What are your feelings towards the Lego 'imposter Batman' in the lego Movie (Cause he aobviously isn't Batman)

How many times do villians have to escape from jail before you just kill them instead?

After Mogan Freeman (aka) God guilt tripped you into destroying the uber tracking device, did you later have the urge to say 'A device that could find someone in a short amount of time? Wouldnt that be ******* useful right about now!?'
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#10 - 2014-02-10 16:45:05 UTC
Could Wayne Enterprises loan me $1 bil or so? OK, $100 mil then?
Sebastor Cane
The Outlet
#11 - 2014-02-11 00:09:04 UTC
Why does Batman only deal with street level crime when he is a rich industrialist who could attack the foundations of a corrupt system.

Why are we bailing out the banks while batman deals with muggers when he has so much influence and money.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#12 - 2014-02-11 18:58:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I want to punch people out like you do, but I don't want to go to jail or get sued. Would wearing a mask and a costume help? I've seen people in the news try that, but it looks like they got arrested and put in psych observation. Any advice? How do you manage it?
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#13 - 2014-02-11 18:59:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
[errp, double post]
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#14 - 2014-02-11 19:06:50 UTC
You run a mega successful multi billion dollar company by day and fight crime by night. It is just plain crazy how you do all of this while seemingly not losing an ounce of your health. What type of speed are you on that allows for this incredible capability to survive and maintain so much, while losing none of your vitality or constitution?
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#15 - 2014-02-11 19:20:09 UTC
How did you change your life and become such a winner? You look so buff and cool now, but you used to look so flabby and dorky. How can I go from dork to cool like that?
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2014-02-11 19:25:55 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Bat nipples. Really?


And on that token...

...

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-02-12 05:47:03 UTC
How about a magic trick?

/蘭

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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-02-12 16:39:54 UTC
If we're trying to fix Gotham ^h^h^h Chicago with votes, who should we vote for?

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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-02-12 16:41:01 UTC
Does the awesome justify the means?

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#20 - 2014-02-12 16:47:50 UTC
If I wish to set up a crime syndicate and become fabulously wealthy on the suffering of "normal people", where in the country are you least likely to stop me?

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