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Troll Bot Needed

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Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#1 - 2014-02-08 22:59:08 UTC
CCP needs to create/allow a 3rd party Forum Troll Bot loaded with several cliche catchphrases such as "HTFU" "wrong" "no" "Can I have your stuff?" "Mi e-peen iz bigor th4n urs" and so forth. The program can then randomly mix up six or seven classic troll lines from it's troll cliche database and automatically post them in response to every idea thread on the forum.

This could save all of our hard-working trolls a lot of time & effort normally spent typing the same things over and over again all day.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2014-02-08 23:07:11 UTC
No, ur wrong. HTFU and gimme your stuff.



I hate to say this, but dribble of this caliber belongs in General Discussion, where it would be locked for lack of content and trolling.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Danika Princip
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2014-02-08 23:38:22 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
CCP needs to create/allow a 3rd party Forum Troll Bot loaded with several cliche catchphrases such as "HTFU" "wrong" "no" "Can I have your stuff?" "Mi e-peen iz bigor th4n urs" and so forth. The program can then randomly mix up six or seven classic troll lines from it's troll cliche database and automatically post them in response to every idea thread on the forum.

This could save all of our hard-working trolls a lot of time & effort normally spent typing the same things over and over again all day.



Sure. We could set it to automatically post to threads about:

AFK cloaking
Turning highsec into lowsec
Boarding parties
Sov revamp ideas from people who've never left highsec
SP for PLEX
PLEX for remap
Mid range freighters
AFK cloakers
Suicide ganking
Bumping
Mission theft


And probably a whole bunch of others too.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#4 - 2014-02-10 01:27:03 UTC
Good idea! We could have a combo troll thread and troll reply program! I like it!

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#5 - 2014-02-10 01:31:04 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
CCP needs to create/allow a 3rd party Forum Troll Bot loaded with several cliche catchphrases such as "HTFU" "wrong" "no" "Can I have your stuff?" "Mi e-peen iz bigor th4n urs" and so forth. The program can then randomly mix up six or seven classic troll lines from it's troll cliche database and automatically post them in response to every idea thread on the forum.

This could save all of our hard-working trolls a lot of time & effort normally spent typing the same things over and over again all day.

You lurk on the Failheap Challenge boards... don't you?