EVE General Discussion

Hey EvE Community

I just wondering what is the Most Funnest or the Silliest thing you had done in EvE.

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Last Month I was doing a Cosmic site somewhere in Syndicate with alliance members.

And I had Ammo in my guns loaded and less halfway through the first room I ran out of Ammo and I looked at my cargo hold there was no ammo ooppss I forgot to load ammo into the cargo hold.

And yes I Failed big time.

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Another time some years back a mate of mine was in a different corp than I was and doing missions in High sec.

I was in a mission room and using Smart Bombs to get rid of the small NPC and he had returned one of his drones which got Smart Bombed and of cause CONCORD warped in and I said to him look CONCORD is coming to help us.

And what happen after that I was Concordokkened.

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And another Time I had must had been on the right time and the right grid when one little NPC was on fire and slammed into the side of my ship.

I thought that was strange for a NPC to do that.

We all know EvE dose have the Strangest things that happen in the game.


If anyone wants to add to this or add your own comments please do so.

I think I was once in Minmatar militia and undocked an Armageddon in Jita.
Either that or I was just wardecced.

Either way, got scrammed and quickly killed. Was funny XD.

Silliest thing: Clicking the subscribe button.

Mr Epeen

When I was new, and didn't understand security-space I actually put 6 plex in a Tristan and made the trip from Dixie to duripant.

I accumulated 1,000 rookie ships for someone who wanted some they traded me a hulk 3 modulated strip miner IIs and 250 million isk for them.

I accumulated 5,000 more rookie ships and to this day several years later still have not found anyone willing to pay 1.75 billion isk for them.

On my first account in 2007 I got a notification that homeless people had started squatting in my hanger, I found them in my hanger loaded them into my cargo bay un-docked and ejected them into the void.

I had an argument with my first account alt in corp chat.

I have sold over 5 female corpses for 25 mil each, pervs make good customers.

Edit:

I accidently purchased a frigate for 250 million

I bounced my orca off the dodixie star reaching excess of 600 million m/s and taking 15 minutes to slow to a stop and be able to warp again. I may have to buy an obelisk so i can time how long it takes one of those to stop after being bounced off a star.

I trusted someone.

None of you will ever be near as awesome at failing as I am. I win at fail.

Like the time I decided it would be a great time to get drunk and after getting drunk I decided that i wanted to autopilot my JUMP FREIGHTER to jita while I do something on another screem. it seems alcohol makes you for get about WAR DECs or about your JF pilot still being in corp instead of being in the npc corp it's usually in....

I wonder if I can sue the makers of both rum and coke for making things that are awesome mixed together, and if the court would let me take my winnings in Isk after i explain what isk is.....

The silliest thing I've done is fly into a L3 mission with only the ammo in the guns, no spare. Fortunately I had one flight of Light Drones onboard and proceeded to use them to complete the mission and kill everything. Took forever, though.

The silliest thing I've heard of anyone doing was a friend of mine who was mining early on in his EVE career. He asked me in chat how to jettison a can, and I told him. Unfortunately his English wasn't that good back then and he mistook the "Jettison" command for the "Eject" command.

As in, Eject (from ship).

Fortunately there was no one around to take advantage of the situation, and after the initial panic everyone had a good laugh about it.

I still get the most laughs from playing with the new ability to sell kill rights.

I had a cyno alt attack another in highsec to generate kill-rights, made the kill-rights available for 50m isk, then autopiloted the first alt around highsec for hours until someone bit.

All 3 times I tried it, someone paid up - one was even from a self-important highsec wardec corp, apparently desperate for a cheap hauler kill.

after escaping at <10% structure in my taranis, I thought 30% shields would be enough HP for me to re-engage on a target that was already dying fast.

Then there was the time I lost my 5-year old helios because I forgot about my gate cloak expiring and got 2-shotted by a vagabond.

Then there was the time I went afk after hitting dock in station without confirming that i had in fact docked. I got back 5 hours later but had only just been podded 20 minutes prior.