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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1221 - 2014-02-07 01:36:11 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS

If it was just 2-3bil a week, I'd laugh too. It's already closer to 4. But one must not place himself ahead of the greatest cause men ever fought in New Eden: hurting Goons.

Goonies, please send a Purple Pet Heart medal to CelaQulundeO, he earned it.

Also, tomorrow more statistics. Enjoy!

please don't bump this thread without new paragraph long screeds of crazy tia

not that you shouldn't bump the thread, just you need to keep the screeds of crazy coming


Gotta love it when Goons and their pets start to panic at being blindsided.


There's not really much "blindsided" to watching your guys run away when we turn up in numbers greater than one, but if your suggestion is your behaviour confuses us, then I think most would agree.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1222 - 2014-02-07 01:55:59 UTC
Quote:
S-o-S Declares War Against Goon Capital
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2014.02.05 19:21

S-o-S has declared war on Goon Capital.
Fighting can legally occur between those involved.

Quote:
S-o-S has offered a surrender
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2014.02.06 23:04

S-o-S has offered to end the war in the exchange for 0.00 ISK. If accepted, the war will end in 24 hours and you will be unable to declare war on S-o-S for the next 2 weeks. Click here to respond to their offer.


http://i.imgur.com/uqvsebW.jpg

Marmite is clearly collapsing under their master's demands. Being forced to fight an eight man empire trading altcorp was too much, it seems.

Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#1223 - 2014-02-07 03:11:53 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Gevlon:

Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?


[Insert chicken sounds here]

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#1224 - 2014-02-07 03:26:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
admiral root wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Gevlon:

Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?


[Insert chicken sounds here]


Gevlon thinks ganking miners is elite PvP if he ever leads a lemming fleet into battle I'll eat my (metaphorical) hat.
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1225 - 2014-02-07 04:39:49 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?


Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up!

Hey Goonies, more statistics!
I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now!

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1226 - 2014-02-07 05:02:45 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?


Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up!

Hey Goonies, more statistics!
I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now!

interesting theory, how much are you prepared to wager on it

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1227 - 2014-02-07 05:05:10 UTC
surely a brilliant economic mind such as yourself would jump at the chance to wager 100b or the like on that your briliant math was anywhere close to correct

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1228 - 2014-02-07 06:20:51 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

It still makes me laugh everytime I remember he's paying 2-3bil a week to post grrrGOONS

If it was just 2-3bil a week, I'd laugh too. It's already closer to 4. But one must not place himself ahead of the greatest cause men ever fought in New Eden: hurting Goons.

Goonies, please send a Purple Pet Heart medal to CelaQulundeO, he earned it.

Also, tomorrow more statistics. Enjoy!


So you burn even more money on this and you are proud of it? If that's your measure of success now (I got lost after all these chages) you can send me a few bil a week. I will do nothing, thus achieving the same level of success you do and we're all be happy.

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Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#1229 - 2014-02-07 06:49:21 UTC
Funny. There's at least one major and quite a few minor mistakes in that math. I know nothing of goons internal financing but there's an obvious hole in that math big enough to drive a truck through.
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1230 - 2014-02-07 08:22:54 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?


Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up!

Hey Goonies, more statistics!
I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now!
I think you misunderstand where I stand in all this quite a bit. I mean in the simplest terms, I am better off than a high sec player or a renter thanks to the structure our coalition provides. Even if I suddenly found out that Mittani himself spent all of his time ratting while we went off and fought all the battles, that still would not change the position I'm in.
At the end of the day, this is a game. Being in the CFC I have more fun than I've had with any other group, and get to increase my personal wealth day on day so if ever a time comes when it's not fun, I'm not going to be trapped. How many goons rat doesn't affect that in the slightest.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1231 - 2014-02-07 10:17:25 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?


Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up!

Hey Goonies, more statistics!
I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now!


aahahahahahahah

Where are you getting these numbers ... what?

Those numbers are staggeringly off. CZDJ and RG9, combined, and multiplied by three wouldn't come close to matching the ratting in JU-, which isn't on the list at all.

Goddamn. I love that you've graphed the **** out of some hilariously off-base numbers.

Dotlan numbers can be wildly off. At minimum, you want to take 24hr totals over a week and average it to get something even barely usable, and even then unless it looks wildly different I would question what they're pulling from the API here.
Case in point: 6 of your "top 10" aren't in the "top 10" now.

Man keep making up stats to throw at us we're gonna break any moment FCON are already loading up ammo.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1232 - 2014-02-07 10:18:12 UTC
The only confirmed stat in all this: Gevlon pays 4bil a week to do absolutely nothing.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Axel FoIey
Audacious Entrepreneurial Businesspersons Academy
#1233 - 2014-02-07 10:35:13 UTC
I can't wait to see how Gevlon is going to try to save face. It will either be at the level of Michael Scott, or he will flat out quit playing Eve and post far fetched, extreme posts to his blog, all the while making false statements about how he "won" in the harsh digital world.
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1234 - 2014-02-07 10:37:02 UTC
I don't need stats to see Goonies are care bears, who need RvB to save them when they get attacked. A little kid crying for his mom. How cute Roll
Axel FoIey
Audacious Entrepreneurial Businesspersons Academy
#1235 - 2014-02-07 10:39:33 UTC
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1236 - 2014-02-07 10:44:54 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1237 - 2014-02-07 11:07:06 UTC
Most of those numbers are garbage, but Deklein being one of the most-used regions in the game really shouldn't surprise anyone, and is actually a good thing.

We actually use our space. Half the reason the rest of the 'good' regions in 0.0 aren't pegging Deklein in activity is because the owners are running highsec L4s or FW on alts.

The numbers you've pulled are more indicative of the imbalance between 0.0 risk:reward and highsec risk:reward

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#1238 - 2014-02-07 13:54:13 UTC
The biggest carebear in EvE is actually Gevlon Goblin Big smile
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1239 - 2014-02-07 14:14:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Why are you in an NPC corp? Shouldnt you be joining the fight?


Ever hear of alts? They are an interesting concept, read up!

Hey Goonies, more statistics!
I'm afraid, even Lucas will start doubting in you now!


Alts? Whats this you speak of?

Idiot. ******* reply gets an ******* reply.

To the point: if your going to start a crusade, you should stand behind it. Stop being a pussy (EDIT FOR FILTER: FEMALE GENITALIA SLANG) and lead from the front.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#1240 - 2014-02-07 14:15:25 UTC
I saw some CFC freighters loaded with expensive cargo undock from Jita this week. If Lemmings were at war with the rest of the CFC, they wouldn't have made it. More wardecs needed. Spare no expense in this fight Gevlon, and you shall taste victory.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.