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BOTULUS EXPLOSIO (SASGE) Seeking Casual PVP Pilots, 0% Tax!

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Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#1 - 2011-11-08 15:48:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Thalesia
SASGE seeks to provide the right people the right place to be. Provided is the following:

  • Permanant 0% Taxes
  • 0.0 Ratting access
  • Basic PVP training
  • Unique ship fits customized for your character and play style
  • Various isk benefits and incentives
  • Ship purchase and replacement help
  • Experienced, 1984 model semi-mature CEO.

What SASGE needs from you, the "right people":

  • Be willing to engage in PVP constantly, or at least twice a week
  • Be able to accept doing it wrong sometimes, even when you know you're right
  • Be able to dump on the CEO for frequently being wrong when he knows he's right
  • Refuse to admit defeat in the face of disaster
  • Be able to put up with the small headaches of NRDS policies
  • Avoid looking gift horses in the mouth

Botulus Explosio is an NRDS PVP corporation willing to let those who seek their fortune via 0.0 ratting or simply missioning with the 0% tax benefit seek with us, as long as said pilots are willing to take a few hour break every so often to go kill someone who is likely out to kill you anyway. The more you want to PVP, the more we will strive to help see you succeed. With SASGE, the ancient idol of the BANHAMMER 5000 is greatly worshipped, and any drama seekers will be blessed by the idol immediately.

Proud member of The Paganism Alliance, we seek only to develop an effective PVP presence in Eve, and will strive to avoid growing into an ineffective clusterf*&% of pilots unwilling to undock. So if you like to undock and shoot red flashy things, apply to SASGE today!

Include on your application:

  • Your classic limited API OR one of the new custom API's
  • Your preferred ship type for missions/ratting and for PVP
  • Your experience level*


*New players and other 0days are welcome to apply but will be interviewed at length with 10,000 watt strobe lighting and pounding dance music blaring in the background. Hosha may or may not be wearing assless chaps in the foreground.
Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#2 - 2011-11-09 23:49:34 UTC
Bump, now in alliance and sexy times begin
Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#3 - 2011-11-10 15:44:34 UTC
Join now while the KB is still positive!
Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#4 - 2011-11-12 20:49:39 UTC
Kill rights are a thing to be used!
Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#5 - 2011-11-16 01:20:19 UTC
Seeking to add a body before our alliance roam coming up!
Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#6 - 2011-11-18 22:13:12 UTC
This post now available through SASGE.INFO - yeah thats right, so hardcore we linked our forum post with a domain name. OHHH YEAHHH
Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#7 - 2011-11-19 17:17:23 UTC
Wanted: One sausage grinder maintenance technician.
Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#8 - 2011-11-25 12:03:23 UTC
Ukranian's know sausage, and so should you!
Dean Austrene
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-11-25 14:20:03 UTC
Free bump for great sexy times Big smile
Thalesia
Real Bad Company
#10 - 2011-11-26 14:59:36 UTC
Nothin like sexy times with sausage