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As I stared into the void, I had a vision...
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Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#1 - 2014-02-04 02:49:30 UTC
11 And there appeared a great wonder in the void; a pilot clothed with the sun, and the moon under his feet, and upon his head a crown of three stars:

12 And each star to represent the Void Lord Bob, the Blood God Rob, and the Lesser God Stan.

13 And the masses lifted him upon a throne within the void; his eyes sparked with benevolence;

14 And he brought forth a new era, under which to rule all nations with a rod of gold: and his nature was caught up unto Bob, and his guidance.

15 And there was war in New Eden: Masters and their armies fought against the Empires; and the Empires fought and their minions,

16 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in New Eden.

17 And the great Empires were cast out, that reign, whispers of concord, and four nations, which deceiveth the whole of New Eden were destroyed.

18 And I heard a loud voice saying in the Void, Now is come tribulation, and trial to our kingdom, and the power of his righteousness: for the deceivers and malevolent are cast down, which led them before our fold day and night.

19 But now, my children, the masses of New Eden are overcame by the blood of war, and by their word, they will now seek us out: a war is coming to the void.

- The Book of Rob, Chapter 20, Versus 11-19

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Bronya Boga
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2014-02-04 03:31:35 UTC
can I have some of your drugs too? they sounds really good
Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-02-04 03:32:00 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
11 And there appeared a great wonder in the void; a pilot clothed with the sun, and the moon under his feet, and upon his head a crown of three stars:

12 And each star to represent the Void Lord Bob, the Blood God Rob, and the Lesser God Stan.

13 And the masses lifted him upon a throne within the void; his eyes sparked with benevolence;

14 And he brought forth a new era, under which to rule all nations with a rod of gold: and his nature was caught up unto Bob, and his guidance.

15 And there was war in New Eden: Masters and their armies fought against the Empires; and the Empires fought and their minions,

16 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in New Eden.

17 And the great Empires were cast out, that reign, whispers of concord, and four nations, which deceiveth the whole of New Eden were destroyed.

18 And I heard a loud voice saying in the Void, Now is come tribulation, and trial to our kingdom, and the power of his righteousness: for the deceivers and malevolent are cast down, which led them before our fold day and night.

19 But now, my children, the masses of New Eden are overcame by the blood of war, and by their word, they will now seek us out: a war is coming to the void.

- The Book of Rob, Chapter 20, Versus 11-19


HERESY!

Thou shalt be broken at the wheel! Drawn and quartered! Doused in the saponified liquors!

Rend thy garments and cover thine face in ashes and repent! REPENT!
Aquila Sagitta
Blue-Fire
#4 - 2014-02-04 04:45:39 UTC
Can we please make our own wh religion with actual books! That would be epic Lol

Blue-Fire Best Fire
Jay Joringer
13.
#5 - 2014-02-04 11:09:50 UTC
This is exactly why the eve forums needs a roleplaying section.

http://smug-bastard.blogspot.co.uk

13 are recruiting!
Zlorthishen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-02-04 13:37:16 UTC
Bob be priased!
grassy 420
Anoikis Equilibrium
Honorable Third Party
#7 - 2014-02-04 18:46:02 UTC
ALLAH BOB
Aelyras Altol
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2014-02-05 08:13:43 UTC
\0\ Praise Bob /0/
Axloth Okiah
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2014-02-05 08:19:25 UTC
We need more holy wars to spread The Truth.

SSC Brokering Service
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#10 - 2014-02-05 18:34:41 UTC
To hate man and worship Bob seems to be the sum of all the creeds.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Dmitry Wizard
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#11 - 2014-02-05 19:04:57 UTC
Cocaine is a hell of a drug

"Wormhole corps are like a bunch of homeschooled kids"
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#12 - 2014-02-05 19:57:27 UTC
I am missing the first ten.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#13 - 2014-02-05 20:00:11 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I am missing the first ten.


This particular vision started at verse 11...

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Billy Hardcore
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-02-06 23:00:29 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
11 And there appeared a great wonder in the void; a pilot clothed with the sun, and the moon under his feet, and upon his head a crown of three stars:

12 And each star to represent the Void Lord Bob, the Blood God Rob, and the Lesser God Stan.

13 And the masses lifted him upon a throne within the void; his eyes sparked with benevolence;

14 And he brought forth a new era, under which to rule all nations with a rod of gold: and his nature was caught up unto Bob, and his guidance.

15 And there was war in New Eden: Masters and their armies fought against the Empires; and the Empires fought and their minions,

16 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in New Eden.

17 And the great Empires were cast out, that reign, whispers of concord, and four nations, which deceiveth the whole of New Eden were destroyed.

18 And I heard a loud voice saying in the Void, Now is come tribulation, and trial to our kingdom, and the power of his righteousness: for the deceivers and malevolent are cast down, which led them before our fold day and night.

19 But now, my children, the masses of New Eden are overcame by the blood of war, and by their word, they will now seek us out: a war is coming to the void.

- The Book of Rob, Chapter 20, Versus 11-19

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