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Serene Repose
#121 - 2014-01-19 08:52:08 UTC
I like these as much as I like "T'Was The Night Before Christmas" parodies. All authors should be shot.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#122 - 2014-01-20 08:52:22 UTC
Sebastian N Cain wrote:
Debora Tsung wrote:
Rule 34: War is good for business

Rule 35: Peace is good for business

Wrong.

Rule 34 is that there is p**n about eve. Case in point: CCP Falcons post.Oops


Really? I always thought that was rule 32 or rule 36, but anyhow, this is the rules of eve, not the rules of the internet. ^_^

Which reminds me of a few more rules:

- Don't chicken out, chickens are only good on your plate.

- The loot is all yours, you just need to take it.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#123 - 2014-01-20 09:58:38 UTC
Internet Rule #32 is Pics or it didn't happen.

I've seen that Rule posted here in these forums quite a bit as well.



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#124 - 2014-01-20 10:56:25 UTC
New mobile structure:

Mobile Peanut Butter Depot

Effective range: Caldari space

Effect: Area effect Weapon of Mass Distraction, automatically attracts all caldari pilots within system no matter what they were previously doing to whom.

Side Effect: Caldari pilots suffer an inescapable urge to return to what they were previously doing, but now using peanut butter. And a spoon. A blunt one.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#125 - 2014-01-20 15:07:24 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
New mobile structure:

Mobile Peanut Butter Depot

Effective range: Caldari space

Effect: Area effect Weapon of Mass Distraction, automatically attracts all caldari pilots within system no matter what they were previously doing to whom.

Side Effect: Caldari pilots suffer an inescapable urge to return to what they were previously doing, but now using peanut butter. And a spoon. A blunt one.


So, Captain Sticky was caldari after all... Shocked

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/autobiography-channel/2010/aug/03/the-return-of-captain-sticky-san-diegos-70s-superh/

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#126 - 2014-01-21 03:29:22 UTC
Shaera Taam wrote:
Good luck with your list, DMC!

Thanks, it's gonna take some time but I'm starting to get some good feedback for other Rules to add.

By the way, that was quite the list you presented as well.


DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#127 - 2014-01-21 08:48:58 UTC
like all the posts
Fumika Karusaka
Karusaka Family
#128 - 2014-01-21 11:26:07 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Sentient Blade wrote:
How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole*


He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic!

*swoon*


I would like to be the first to point out that you said "he" ....... Shocked

Evil is not just an alignment, it's a perspective
Fumika Karusaka
Karusaka Family
#129 - 2014-01-21 11:30:21 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
Never! The public shall know the truth! I will not be silenced!

In reality, CCP Fal--

Ed: The rest of this post was about a weather balloon flying through swamp gas, and has been redacted for rumor mongering. -- ISD LackOfFaith


YOU SEE! I knew I was right about CCP Fal--

Ed: This post was edited by CCP Falcon. -- CCP Falcon

Evil is not just an alignment, it's a perspective
Shaera Taam
Khanid Prime Free Irregulars
#130 - 2014-01-21 20:57:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaera Taam
DeMichael Crimson wrote:


By the way, that was quite the list you presented as well.

DMC


Heh, thx! Yeah, each one was the result of a hard-learned lesson, the retelling of which would be a story similar to what you would get shoe-horning the Keystone Cops into a Greek Drama... Equal parts hilarity and tragedy.

-st

Thus Spake the Frigate Goddess!
45thtiger 0109
Pan-Intergalatic Business Community
#131 - 2014-01-21 22:45:42 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
Never! The public shall know the truth! I will not be silenced!

In reality, CCP Fal--

Ed: The rest of this post was about a weather balloon flying through swamp gas, and has been redacted for rumor mongering. -- ISD LackOfFaith


Silence I kill ya lol

Silence dose kill lolP

**You Have to take the good with the bad and the bad with the good.

Welcome to EvE OnLiNe**
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#132 - 2014-02-05 22:56:57 UTC
Just putting this up again to see if anyone has any other rules to add.



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#133 - 2014-02-05 22:58:15 UTC
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
Just putting this up again to see if anyone has any other rules to add.

DMC


Quote:
14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited.

The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels. Within the EVE Marketplace section of the forums, each forum category has its own rules regarding acceptable bumping for sales threads clearly listed in the stickies.

Bumping and necro-ing are disallowed. I'm not locking it because the thread is still relatively young, but don't do it again.

ISD LackOfFaith

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

I do not respond to Eve Mail or anything other than the forums.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#134 - 2014-02-05 23:50:30 UTC
Shocked

You think what I did is going against Forum Rules? I think you're taking that rule way out of context.

Considering it's been 3 weeks since this thread had a posted reply in it I don't see how that qualifies as bumping to alter the order of the thread listing in this sub-forum. I could easily just post a response to each different reply in this thread every few days.


DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Fumika Karusaka
Karusaka Family
#135 - 2014-02-06 14:31:19 UTC
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
Shocked

You think what I did is going against Forum Rules? I think you're taking that rule way out of context.

Considering it's been 3 weeks since this thread had a posted reply in it I don't see how that qualifies as bumping to alter the order of the thread listing in this sub-forum. I could easily just post a response to each different reply in this thread every few days.


DMC


Technically he is right man, if you reply to each thread then so be it. That is up too you but you clearly 'bumped' the thread for the sole purpose of moving it to the top, and that rules is very clear that it is not allowed outside of the areas it says.

So maybe not a great rule but I do understand why they have it.

Evil is not just an alignment, it's a perspective
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#136 - 2014-02-06 22:22:51 UTC  |  Edited by: DeMichael Crimson
Fumika Karusaka wrote:
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
Shocked

You think what I did is going against Forum Rules? I think you're taking that rule way out of context.

Considering it's been 3 weeks since this thread had a posted reply in it I don't see how that qualifies as bumping to alter the order of the thread listing in this sub-forum. I could easily just post a response to each different reply in this thread every few days.


DMC


Technically he is right man, if you reply to each thread then so be it. That is up too you but you clearly 'bumped' the thread for the sole purpose of moving it to the top, and that rules is very clear that it is not allowed outside of the areas it says.

So maybe not a great rule but I do understand why they have it.

Technically that rule applies to the action of posting a reply in the same thread everyday or two in order to keep the thread active on the top page of a sub-forum.

I could be wrong but posting a reply 3 weeks later to see if anyone else had something to add to the thread topic isn't the same thing.

I've already filed a Support Ticket about this issue and am currently waiting for an official CCP reply to which I will abide by. As such, there's no more need to bring this up again since it's off topic.



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle