Crime & Punishment

But, that's mean! It's allmost as if you want us to... oh wait....

D.

Yes, I'm fully aware that only one Goon POCO fell
Yes, I'm fully aware that killboard stats means nothing in nullsec (except to beaten BoB remnants).

But you came to highsec where people care about KB stats, war target camping in undocks and such. As long as I can provide the "green personal killboard" and the free war targets, they will flock to the Lemmings. Marmite is one of the elite, there are thousands of beginner (and failed) highsec PvP-ers who want to be like them. Lemmings is the place for them. As the numbers grow, our power grow too. More join. FC wannabees join. PvP corps join for the free wardecs (this week we add SMA and LI3 to the war list).

Soon our ability grows to stop simply farming RvB but washing them away and force Goons to form up. Again and again and again to save the money POCOs of Mynnna. In every formup there are stragglers, lost idiots who jump when gate should be held, warp to the wrong way, too AFK to jump. They will feed our killboard, getting even more recruits.

You above all should know that the morale in a war is everything. In highsec, killboards is morale. 57 pages of Goons telling they don't care is morale. Mynnna with his CSM tag telling it counts 5x. Please recognize the genius of "everyone is invited": if you manage to kill an idiot with a faction fit Tengu, the others won't be upset because there is no group cohesion, no "oh my God WE lost a faction Tengu". They laugh and keep on doing it. You have to break the killboard of every single individual (or real corp in the alliance) to make us go away.

The best thing: I don't have to do anything, just paying the bills. I can't mess it up. So your busy trolling that aims to make me mad is pointless, because even if I get mad, that won't change anything. I have no director or whatever role in Lemmings (and zero presence in Marmite) so I can't make any knee-jerk reactions. The Lemmings will reach thousands by Summer. Then you'll have trouble holding POCOs, because it will be silly to see pings demanding max dudes in Sobaseki.

Thank you Goon Pr that you help us keeping up our recruitment thread

(before we talked about arrogance you remember ? )


EVERYONE IS WELCOME

PUBLIC CHANNEL : Lemmings PUB

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmings

ARE YOU ALL READY TO JOIN "DARWINS LEMMINGS" AND GET SOME GOON BEAR AND RvB PET'S TEARS ?

* If so, apply TODAY !

* Never done pvp before ? No Problem...... this is your chance to train PVP with an easy target !

* Minimal requirements are 3 million Skill Points (to avoid 1 day old spies).

* At war with Goonswarm Federation 24 / 7 / 365 and RvB. More might follow in the future.

* Why ?? Well, just because we are lemmings and we can.....

This alliance is supported by The Marmite Collective. The best Lemmings might be asked to join the Marmites (300 players max).

The Darwins Lemmings call for Goon tears


Enjoy the war my fellow Lemmings.....

if i say left you say right right ?

in the end it doesnt care me what you think and what you want to say

you can write here till you need a new Keyboard ! we will do our thing :)

yes and i heard that they have something to do with the JFK Thing,

(but Keep this for you its a secret)

Will the "foreverwar" be chronicled on the goonwaffe website? (I mean the great war really pales in comparison to the foreverwar)

You mistake laughter for crying. But, what the hell, I'm not even a part of this conflict. There isn't even a theoretical reason for me to cry. Could it be that you fail at forum trolling even more than in this war?

Sir Molle is several orders of magnitude more competent than Gevlon, despite losing 5 or 7 titans.

Which we told you. They however, just sit in Jita and aren't actually doing what you want, mostly because you're just throwing blank cheques at them with no expectations on their end. Why wouldn't highsec wardeccers want in on that? Your goal is our POCOs, yet doing a single thing to them isn't even a requirement. They're taking your money and having fun with it. Hell, we're having a good amount of fun on the back of this. The only loser here is your wallet. If that's your intent you're doing a good job.


This is highly problematic for you, because:

a) Marmite aren't interested in our POCOs
b) Marmite don't take fights where they will take losses
c) If the 'elite' can't touch us, what hope have your lemmings?

You're paying Jita campers to jita camp. They were doing that damage before, for years in fact, and we didn't care. We still don't care when you're paying them to do it.



We have ~12000 people of which we need to band together a tiny fraction to hold them each time (not withstanding they will never incur losses because there won't be a fight). You need to bring your entire force to bear each time. Who burns out first in that picture? For all your crying about bombless bombers you've failed to realise the self evident truth: there will always be goons on hand to form a siegefleet/rep-fleet, this is why TEST cried about it until they lost all their space. They knew there wasn't a thing they could do to stop the next siege fleet going out and doing the same thing.

It's the same every time with you, you pick up a snippet of someone elses propaganda, and just run with it without understanding the bigger picture.

Not to us. You really don't understand the enemy at all, do you?



TEST tried the "take any warm body" approach and it led to their ruin. Pretty much all this does is ensure that in some far away fantasy land where your group are a threat, we will have a critical mass of people undoing it from the inside.

"You have to break the killboard of every single individual (or real corp in the alliance) to make us go away."

Heh. They're not bashing structures daily which is why they're there. If you were actually leading them and directing them to reinforce POCOs all the time, they'd stop doing it. Highsec PVPers don't want to structure bash.

"The best thing: I don't have to do anything, just paying the bills. I can't mess it up."

Your plan of paying people to wardec us and then doing nothing isn't going to meet your aims, so sooner or later you're going to stop paying for the wars. The only way you will get people to actually do what you want is to lead them.

I know in your mind this is a "grrrGOONS!" scheme that can't fail by design, but it has failed. Saying "it can't fail because I refuse to help in any way" is making it your fault.

However, it's good to see you're sliding towards "I had no part in this no no it was everyone elses fault" that we predicted a month ago. You don't have an "I can't fail" pass on this, since you've set your victory condition as taking all our POCOs.

Literally please don't ever drop the wars, I want to know you're paying 2-3bil a week because you can't work out basic concepts that are explained to you very calmly and can't let an imagined grudge go.