Out of Pod Experience

I have been lately studying the various ramifications of the current trends in gaming as I gaze at endless hours of motherless videos, and it is my expert opinion that Killer Clowns from Outer Space will destroy EVE Online as we know it.

After seeing this 1980´s vixen get Cottoncandinized by the Cottoncandinization Bio Stasis Gun
I am certain that, like what has happened before, the CCP Staff will be Cottoncandinized when they open the door to the Pizza Delivery Guy.

Fact is, and I am certain of this, due to past precedents of Killer Klowns from Earth, Parallel Universes and even Hell or the Edges of Reality , that the Killer Klowns from Outer Space are out to destroy EVE due of the insane Alcohol levels in the CCP staff, this will make their Cottoncadinization Bio-Stasis pods the best nutrient bags for the Alien Race of Killer Klowns, as they Intoxicate themselves off CCP´s Nutrient Paste.

I have videos here that prove over and over how the Killer Klowns from Outer Space not only are far superior to EVE , but to all other MMO´s in the Sci-Fi niche genre of Serious Business gaming.

Here we see an Innocent Victim fall prey to the common Puppet Stage Attack, that we all know, by being not only Players of EVE but victims of it by many years, will be an irresistible lure to the poor CCP Staffer and even ISD moderator that cries in their cubicle at night for not earning enough money to buy booze. This evil trap is, if my theories prove correct (as they always are, since I am practically a PhD , Doctor in Letters and even Magister Emeritus in Killer Klowns from my many years of researching the subject) that these types of attack are almost villainously aimed at CCP, all you need to do is connect the dots, obvious for everyone that is not a sheep and is aware of the Truth.


I will continue this warning and very important thread on the Danger the CCP staff has upon their heads, of the impending Doom of Killer Klowns attacking their Iceland HQ and the subsequent demise of EVE Online by showing this other link of grotesque and anathema like proportions of devilry and apostasy as a Killer Klown promptly shows in front of an Authority Figure and proceeds to trick him by the classic squirting joke (not that kind of squirting you pervs)

This affront to Law and Authority will only spell doom to CCP when the Killer Klowns from Outer Space come to plunder and pillage CCP.

So now, I tell you this, I believe this will kill EVE, also EVE is Dying.

Why can´t anyone else see this? It´s so Obvious!

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE WILL KILL EVE! And I will laugh when EVE dies, because no one paid heed to my warnings!

CCP you are all in DANGER! I also believe the KILLER KLOWNS will rob all the servers and launch their own MMO as they feast on the Nutrient Paste.

Cheers and Beware!

o/

It won't die if CCP puts out a couple of expansion with brand-new content such as stellar phenomena like solar flares/storms,blackholes and gamma ray bursts affecting ships,play-owned structures and planetary interaction and set to randomly occur with the option for ccp devs to initiate such an event whenever they wish.

+1 for this