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Highsec wardeccers! You can dec GSF and Red AND Blue for 50M/week!

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#81 - 2014-02-03 16:20:35 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Does anyone have secrets to sell to Gevlon? He needs more nasty surprises and is willing to pay through the nose.
I am willing to sell secrets.

For a mere 5 billion isk I'll sell the type of each planet in not just CFC space, but all null regions! Secretly gathered from various sources and held exclusively by the CFC (and perhaps a few others, but who knows who!). With that information he can tell us how peasant our planet compositions are.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#82 - 2014-02-03 16:35:27 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Does anyone have secrets to sell to Gevlon? He needs more nasty surprises and is willing to pay through the nose.


I can tell him so many secrets.

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zyalino
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#83 - 2014-02-03 18:10:39 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Does anyone have secrets to sell to Gevlon? He needs more nasty surprises and is willing to pay through the nose.


it seems to be hurting your ego that he managed to look through your scam attempt.

whatever

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#84 - 2014-02-03 19:03:44 UTC
zyalino wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
Does anyone have secrets to sell to Gevlon? He needs more nasty surprises and is willing to pay through the nose.
it seems to be hurting your ego that he managed to look through your scam attempt.
lol, and you are sure it was all a scam attempt?

It's no secret that I'm not a fan of Erotica 1, but that extract to me read as a troll.

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admiral root
Red Galaxy
#85 - 2014-02-03 19:06:19 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Does anyone have secrets to sell to Gevlon? He needs more nasty surprises and is willing to pay through the nose.


Someone should sell him the secret of posting stuff that actually makes sense. Twisted

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flakeys
Doomheim
#86 - 2014-02-03 19:16:31 UTC
zyalino wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
Does anyone have secrets to sell to Gevlon? He needs more nasty surprises and is willing to pay through the nose.


it seems to be hurting your ego that he managed to look through your scam attempt.



One calls that a fight between 2 attentionwhores .... atm gevlon is winning.



Hey at least he's winning something right ?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

zyalino
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#87 - 2014-02-03 21:11:38 UTC
sry guys, wanted to give troll posting a try too - am a bit disapointed that i didn't succeed in being obvious enough.


@flat: yep, he always is winning. that's his very nature.

whatever

mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#88 - 2014-02-04 03:14:20 UTC
So apparently the game auto-surrenders in a war when you join a new alliance. Entertaining, and I'm sure Gevlon will try to spin that into some sort of victory. In the meantime, the POCO is safely in GSF, and none of the four entities that wardecced Goon Capital so much as touched it.

"United States of Winning" did decide to go ahead and dec GSF though. Perhaps he felt cheated out of Gevlon's promised cheap 50m/week avenue to GSF as a target and decided to pony up for the real thing. P

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#89 - 2014-02-04 07:21:07 UTC
mynnna wrote:
So apparently the game auto-surrenders in a war when you join a new alliance. Entertaining, and I'm sure Gevlon will try to spin that into some sort of victory. In the meantime, the POCO is safely in GSF, and none of the four entities that wardecced Goon Capital so much as touched it.

"United States of Winning" did decide to go ahead and dec GSF though. Perhaps he felt cheated out of Gevlon's promised cheap 50m/week avenue to GSF as a target and decided to pony up for the real thing. P


Wow...apparently for a CSM you do have... limited knowledge about EVE.

So the 4 entities don't have a war with the entire goonblob for the fine price of the initially invested 50 mil now?
yeah...

Oh well I bet it's all over now, well done! Twisted

D.

Bear

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#90 - 2014-02-04 07:33:49 UTC
Danalee wrote:
mynnna wrote:
So apparently the game auto-surrenders in a war when you join a new alliance. Entertaining, and I'm sure Gevlon will try to spin that into some sort of victory. In the meantime, the POCO is safely in GSF, and none of the four entities that wardecced Goon Capital so much as touched it.

"United States of Winning" did decide to go ahead and dec GSF though. Perhaps he felt cheated out of Gevlon's promised cheap 50m/week avenue to GSF as a target and decided to pony up for the real thing. P


Wow...apparently for a CSM you do have... limited knowledge about EVE.
Because the prerequisite of a CSM members is to know every detail of EVE inside and out right?

Wrong. Most CSMs have experience in given areas that they focus on. Expecting them to know every documented and undocumented feature would be ridiculous.

Back to your bridge.

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#91 - 2014-02-04 07:37:08 UTC
Hey Lucas! Long time no see, what's with the nose-tan?

Yes, if someone would represent the playerbase of a computergame it isn't required for said representative to know basic game mechanics.

It would help though, especially if said representative goes arround calling others retards because they have a different idea on game mechanics. Call me crazy Shocked

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Loki Asuran
Hadean Veil Operations
#92 - 2014-02-04 08:21:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Loki Asuran
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PirateLBear
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#93 - 2014-02-04 08:27:17 UTC
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PirateLBear


You guys are making this waaay to easy for me Lol

Slight correction to your otherwise brilliant post, we destroyed an undestroyable poco and gave some other wardeccers the chance to shoot at blinged out nullbears in hisec for 10% of the usual fee.
Not even mentioning the purple blob that romps arround instead of doing pvp, good times!

D.

Bear

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#94 - 2014-02-04 08:46:51 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Yes, if someone would represent the playerbase of a computergame it isn't required for said representative to know basic game mechanics.

It would help though, especially if said representative goes arround calling others retards because they have a different idea on game mechanics. Call me crazy Shocked
Someone that represents the null playerbase needs to know null mechanics, not obscure high sec wardec features. Even the CCP devs, I doubt the UI devs know how the database clusters it's data, since that's not their area of expertise.

I think you know this as well. You just were shooting for another attempt at wit, and once again failing miserably.

Danalee wrote:
Slight correction to your otherwise brilliant post, we destroyed an undestroyable poco and gave some other wardeccers the chance to shoot at blinged out nullbears in hisec for 10% of the usual fee.
Not even mentioning the purple blob that romps arround instead of doing pvp, good times!
That's quite strange actually, since I don't remember anyone saying that pocos were "undestroyable". Of course uncontested a POCO can fall, but what you're supposed to do then is put up your own one. Note though that not only did you guys run away to a station when the goons showed up, but your leader felt the need to pretend he wasn't there to get over the embarrassment of running way. All while the lemmings were out smacktalking to neutrals in Hek too.

As for the "chance to shoot nullbears", that only works if Gevlon's original post was right, which it wasn't. Goons didn't need to ally in that war, making themselves a cheap target as they can just transfer the POCO, which they did.

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#95 - 2014-02-04 09:04:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
You keep going in circles friend Lucas.

We've been over this, you don't agree but sane people do.
If you want to attack someone on his knowledge of game mechanics you better not be a nubcake when it comes to gamemechanics.

I also bet you don't remember 'your side' (quotes because your side doesn't even like you Lol) claiming pocos would never be destroyed and when they dropped the ball on that started some bullshit about how the people who destroyed it were scared... or something (lol). Again, it doesn't take a lot of smarts to see right through that little fantasy.

Same with your cringe worthy attempts at personnal attacks, they don't stick because they have no basis whatsoever.
Keep it up though, I'm loving every minute of it.

Oh, and Big smileSmileSadShockedWhat?CoolLolXPOopsCryEvilTwistedRoll

D.

Bear

Edit: I'll correct you some more:
Goons didn't need to ally in that war
The corp joined goons, so goons got all the 50mil wardecs from said corp for free Shocked making themsleves cheap targets. Game mechanics magic and stuff.

↓↓↓↓ just stop, for your own sake and sanity.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#96 - 2014-02-04 12:20:08 UTC
Danalee wrote:
We've been over this, you don't agree but sane people do.
Citation needed.

Danalee wrote:
If you want to attack someone on his knowledge of game mechanics you better not be a nubcake when it comes to gamemechanics.
Not knowing an obscure high sec war dec feature doesn't really make someone a "nubcake" though. I'd be willing to be mynnna know a heck of a lot more about the game mechanics than you do, yet you are here attacking. What makes you so special?

Danalee wrote:
I also bet you don't remember 'your side' (quotes because your side doesn't even like you Lol) claiming pocos would never be destroyed and when they dropped the ball on that started some bullshit about how the people who destroyed it were scared... or something (lol). Again, it doesn't take a lot of smarts to see right through that little fantasy.
I remember my side claiming that lemmings wouldn't. I also remember them claiming that it has no effect on them. An lo and behold the only progress made was by Marmite, and only while the system was empty, and the overall effect? Zero.

Danalee wrote:
Same with your cringe worthy attempts at personnal attacks, they don't stick because they have no basis whatsoever.
Keep it up though, I'm loving every minute of it.
It's not a personal attack, I'm simply pointing out that you are a troll, and every post I've seen you make has been a troll post. It's also a fact that you are not very good at it, and that your attemps at wit fall short. Sorry if you take it personally, maybe you should separate your personal feelings from a game.

Danalee wrote:
Edit: I'll correct you some more:
Goons didn't need to ally in that war
The corp joined goons, so goons got all the 50mil wardecs from said corp for free Shocked making themselves cheap targets. Game mechanics magic and stuff.
This post clearly states 50M/week. Gevlon misunderstood how POCO transfers work and advertised the ability to dec the goons for 50M/week. Good thing you were on hand to do a bit of damage control eh?

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Usman Bello
United States of Winning
#97 - 2014-02-04 13:18:15 UTC
mynnna wrote:
So apparently the game auto-surrenders in a war when you join a new alliance. Entertaining, and I'm sure Gevlon will try to spin that into some sort of victory.

I accept your surrender. Big smile

mynnna wrote:

"United States of Winning" did decide to go ahead and dec GSF though. Perhaps he felt cheated out of Gevlon's promised cheap 50m/week avenue to GSF as a target and decided to pony up for the real thing. P

Nope, I haven't done so. This seems to be the result of the POCO transfer and the war was just transfered with it.

Lucas Kell wrote:
Because the prerequisite of a CSM members is to know every detail of EVE inside and out right?

Indeed but a CSM shouldn't try to circumvent game mechanics either. It is unworthy of the office he holds and only damages it unnecessarily.

Lucas Kell wrote:

This post clearly states 50M/week. Gevlon misunderstood how POCO transfers work and advertised the ability to dec the goons for 50M/week. Good thing you were on hand to do a bit of damage control eh?

Worked just fine. When the ebil Gwens tried to use witchcraft to hide the pretty POCO away in fear of the Usman, he got the whole GSF. Cool

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#98 - 2014-02-04 13:27:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
^^ Thanks man... I allmost wanted to put on my boots and wade in that crapfest myself.
You did it a lot better, with more patience and respect than I ever could bring up.

I'll drop my load anyways seeing I had it written out already Ugh

Citation needed: no, a clue is what you need...

'obscure' high sec war dec feature : High sec wardec mechanics are hardly obscure and I'm not CSM. What makes me so special is that I'm not joining your little pitchfork-wielding bandwagon party attacking someone who swims against the stream.
It's a bit funny when CSM think they are smart to try and circumvent game mechanics and have it blow up in their face Blink

lalalala Progress was made by marmite so doesn't count lalalalala: Ok boss, got it Roll

It's not a personal attack: That's why the forum mods removed them. I'd petition that stuff.

This post clearly states 50M/week: 50m was EXACTLY the amount it cost to wardec the corp. Once the corp joined goons THE WAR TRANSFERRED OVER TO THE GOONS and not a single extra isk was paid for it. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

D.


Bear

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#99 - 2014-02-04 13:28:28 UTC
Lucas, if it helps you calm down any, Danalee doesn't literally believe what he posts here.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#100 - 2014-02-04 13:33:33 UTC
Danalee wrote:
mynnna wrote:
So apparently the game auto-surrenders in a war when you join a new alliance. Entertaining, and I'm sure Gevlon will try to spin that into some sort of victory. In the meantime, the POCO is safely in GSF, and none of the four entities that wardecced Goon Capital so much as touched it.

"United States of Winning" did decide to go ahead and dec GSF though. Perhaps he felt cheated out of Gevlon's promised cheap 50m/week avenue to GSF as a target and decided to pony up for the real thing. P


Wow...apparently for a CSM you do have... limited knowledge about EVE.

So the 4 entities don't have a war with the entire goonblob for the fine price of the initially invested 50 mil now?
yeah...

Oh well I bet it's all over now, well done! Twisted

D.

Bear


The trivialities and nuances of highsec wardec mechanics are not something I deal with on a day to day basis, yes. If I wanted to know about them I'm sure I could ask my fellow councilmember (or is it pet? or master? I can't keep it straight in these threads) Mangala Solaris of RvB. P

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