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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#1061 - 2014-02-03 06:33:55 UTC
I'm convinced now that Gevlon Goblin is a Goon alt. His persona over the years has been carefully constructed in a secret project to represent highsec carebears as their best hope against powerful nullsec alliances. Each initiative he has to destroy Goons is predetermined to be a waste of isk and a failure. Contests surely must be held regularly to find the worst ideas possible, and then pen them to his blog as the best hope for whatever he's talking about at the moment.

There's got to be some Goon out there in massive TIDI that has nothing better to do than write as this fictional Goofus everyday.

Prove me wrong. Put all your isk and assets towards this effort and actually try to make it work. But please don't spend any more actual money. $1,000 is far too much already, as you cited in your blog.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1062 - 2014-02-03 06:42:59 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.


What? That's the big nasty thing? Lol! Now that is just hilariously stupid. So, given your logic, anyone with high kb efficiency should be able to take down goons. You boasted your efficiency when you ganked miners in hs, so why don't you fly to null and take all their sov? After all, goons are just "PvP ineffective, friglolling, inactive, kill-faking" corps.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1063 - 2014-02-03 07:17:48 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.
Honestly, if you'd filled a sock full of shite and taken a photo of it, it would have more to say than your post. You've basically paid for already available information, compiled to together and screamed "look, numbers!". Truthfully, what response were you expecting?

This should actually be noted down and made the official definition of "pants on head ********".

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Leigh Akiga
Kuhri Innovations
#1064 - 2014-02-03 07:18:43 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.


Thats one of the most autistic things I've ever seen. Just when I thought this meltdown couldnt get any better, the Goblin continues to deliver.
flakeys
Doomheim
#1065 - 2014-02-03 08:20:17 UTC
Leigh Akiga wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.


Thats one of the most autistic things I've ever seen. Just when I thought this meltdown couldnt get any better, the Goblin continues to deliver.



You haven't read much of his en24 ''quality articles'' have you ?


We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
NinjaTurtle
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1066 - 2014-02-03 08:25:38 UTC
this thread is bloated with magic
Pew Terror
All of it
#1067 - 2014-02-03 09:46:28 UTC
I also like made up fantasy basement statistics
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1068 - 2014-02-03 10:53:22 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.


You've spend literal hours and Razor scammed you for a billion ISK such that you could tell us something we all know?

Good job buddy!

I have to assume, given this, you've basically decided that the only way you can "win" is if every one of our allies abandons us. Mate, this isn't going to happen over highsec POCOs jesus christ get a perspective.

But holy crap, your utter desperation to tilt at any windmill to try to get this done is ******* beautiful. I just can't wait for your post where you admit defeat by blaming everyone else for it. It's going to be amazing.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1069 - 2014-02-03 11:35:23 UTC
I will tell you all of our secret public information for your next article. You will find my rates very reasonable & competitive.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Edmark I
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1070 - 2014-02-03 16:31:28 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey, little bees! A little gift to you! Or rather, to your pets who believed that they joined the big and strong Goons.


After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1071 - 2014-02-03 16:38:44 UTC
Edmark I wrote:

After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..


Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1072 - 2014-02-03 16:47:25 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Edmark I wrote:

After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..


Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling.


So they don't have the activity you thought they had. And that's the big surprise? So what, I ask you? Now it seems like you just proven YOUR view of goons was wrong. Well, you were wrong, consider us shocked.

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Edmark I
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1073 - 2014-02-03 16:50:43 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Edmark I wrote:

After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..


Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling.


I purchased this character a couple weeks ago sir. I have 70m sp and fly in mainfleet. My losing rifters and blackbird days were 2 years ago. Please continue Smile
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1074 - 2014-02-03 16:55:05 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Edmark I wrote:

After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..


Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling.


Look, the reason you're so hopelessly wrong on this has been trolled at you a couple of dozen times, but since you only understand things when put in very basic terms I figured I should explain it slowly.

Our (the CFC's) participation statistics are nearly completely public (trivial research mate), actually show what you're trying badly to prove here without your poorly applied stats, and essentially similar - that GoonWaffe as a corp doesn't pull it's weight controlled for numbers, and neither will it ever. Every time we do a purge we lose 15-20% (have a look at our membership purge ~July) of our numbers, and that's just the people who haven't logged on in 60 days, those just playing skill-queue online but not turning up for anything/playing the game at all are still counted.*

This is because we don't recruit established eve players, we recruit newbees. Even though we have a much better retention rate than pubs, we still lose a hell of a lot. Our figures are indicative of having a dead-weight of people who only have a casual interest in the game.

We're never going to stop letting these people in because they're part of our outside community, and everyone knows it.

You're close enough in your metrics, but as per usual you really have no idea what the cause is and you're just throwing mud at a wall and hoping some sticks.
It won't, because these literal self-same arguments were first used by BoB, and then every other entity after that who we steamrollered whilst they told us their killboard stats are better than ours. It doesn't matter.

* - bonus hilarity: people like you will look at the graphs and claim we're failscading every time this happens.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1075 - 2014-02-03 16:57:13 UTC
FYI even if the whole CFC collapsed today, we would still control those POCOs and there would still be not a thing you can do about it, so just write the "it wasn't my fault I failed miserably (again)" post already, it's why this thread is still alive, we're just waiting for the breakdown.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1076 - 2014-02-03 17:03:40 UTC
BTW you could you rate on a scale of 1-10 how frustrated you are at the billions you've spent and hours you've poured into this project for precisely zero reward.

I honestly thought you were against doing things like this, so it's a curiosity to me that you wouldn't listen to the advice given to you that you'd fail quite spectacularly to make a dent.

Are you a moron for even trying, or a slacker that you've been full-bore on this for nearly a month now and you're no-where near to having anyone who can help you achieve your goal?

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1077 - 2014-02-03 17:03:46 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:


This is because we don't recruit established eve players, we recruit newbees. Even though we have a much better retention rate than pubs, we still lose a hell of a lot. Our figures are indicative of having a dead-weight of people who only have a casual interest in the game.

We're never going to stop letting these people in because they're part of our outside community, and everyone knows it.


I understand that. But SMA was also famous for its industrial community. And the mighty Mittani decided that culture, traditions and whatever aside, half membership must be purged for not participating.

This is my point. Goonwaffe are demanding performance but not performing itself. Hence the "masters and pets" difference. SMA was couldn't get away with what is the norm in Goonwaffe. If all CFC members were encouraged to keep useless "friends" around, it would be fine. But having such people is the privilege of the pure blood Goons, pets are "lined up and shot" for the same.

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1078 - 2014-02-03 17:12:25 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:


This is because we don't recruit established eve players, we recruit newbees. Even though we have a much better retention rate than pubs, we still lose a hell of a lot. Our figures are indicative of having a dead-weight of people who only have a casual interest in the game.

We're never going to stop letting these people in because they're part of our outside community, and everyone knows it.


I understand that. But SMA was also famous for its industrial community. And the mighty Mittani decided that culture, traditions and whatever aside, half membership must be purged for not participating.

This is my point. Goonwaffe are demanding performance but not performing itself. Hence the "masters and pets" difference. SMA was couldn't get away with what is the norm in Goonwaffe. If all CFC members were encouraged to keep useless "friends" around, it would be fine. But having such people is the privilege of the pure blood Goons, pets are "lined up and shot" for the same.


Unless they are performing in a way incomprehensible to you because of your "kb efficiency" skewed view of life. In any case, they have been here for years and now it seems they literally won eve, when you still struggle to understand this game. And fail miserably.

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1079 - 2014-02-03 17:16:31 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Edmark I wrote:

After all these years our terrible little secret is out. Our efficiency is in shambles and our KDR is a farce guys. Time to pack it up and move to Star Citizen, our 0.0 dream of being goons in space is over..


Look how the little bee tries to evade! Yes, your KDR is horrible too, but that's marginal. What matters is that your activity is **** too. Dedicated, wide eyed newbies lose ships. You don't even do that. No kills, no deaths, just forum trolling.

gevlon your post is so nonthreatening to us I personally posted it in your other thread well before you posted it on eveo, because i felt it would be a crime to deny the world even a second of mocking that post

the really hilarious bit is you were so proud of it you teased it for days

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1080 - 2014-02-03 17:17:33 UTC
gevlon how much will you pay me for official goonfleet killboard data

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.