Out of Pod Experience

No, today i've got something verry special in mind *leans over and whispers something in his ear, then leans and bites on one of his nipples* You up for it *smiles sweetly, then yelps and is unable to speak for several hours*

*Eyes widen, as she tries to lift her head further, but can't for its stapped down* *murmuls happily* Zoe.... *looks to the other side* McNally... *Wriggles to get comfortable, tries to immitate an innocent girlscout voice* what are you two planning to do with me... *tests the proffesionally applied silk ropes* Zoe your a natural!

*Click*

*Click*

*Boom*


Sorry, nothing personal....

You want a backrub, honey?

I have muscle ache in my right arm, someone you know told me to beat your ego.

Sorry right arm.

Oh, don't look this way...here, have cookie!

yea, about that.

I seem to have misplaced the keys to let you loose. Dont worry, I've ordered a new one and should be here any day.

I do have some ideas on how we can pass the time.

Next time, how about we use that miniature webber I got in Rens?

*grabs the shotgun lying next to them* I never thought anyone would take a shotgun wedding that seriously *smiles, then sits ontop of her new husband and starts grinding* Wakey Wakey *checks the ammo and clicks off the safety* Ah your awake *places the barrel of the shotgun at his neck, while continueing to grind*

You know, when i found you last night in that bar, completly drunk i kinda knew we would wake up today together. What i didn't knew was your story about that hideous battle at B-R5RB. You were really lucky to survive with your supercapital! *gives him a passionate kiss while continue to grind*

Unfortunatly for you you believed my ethic and theological concerns of sex out of marriage. It was so lucky for us that we happened to walk by a licenced 24/7 vegas style church that does weddings!

Whats wrong deary? Oh yes, i do have the shotgun at your neck still, and yes i did say unfortunatly for you...

You remember the Panishan Act? That states that if the other party knows that if the person they intend to kill, has an active and update clone, the killing of such person isn't murder, but destruction of property?

*trembles slightly in pleasure as she watches the fear on his face, Cocks the shotgun while grinding happily*

Well luckily i've found another precedent that clearly states: Upon Activation of the next clone a person must be however briefly legally dead.

*kisses him again and bites his lower lip* I'm so happy you were to drunk to get a prenub. All i have to do now is pull the trigger, pay the destruction of property fine, and i have half of all your assets. I utterly love these "Till death due us part weddings" *The thought of that fills her face with extasy

But don't worry i'll let you shoot first *grinds more then quivers in delight* ah there you have it... your "shot"

*Pulls the trigger and looks to the other side of the bed* I don't know who you are, or why you were in my bed on our weddingnight, i just want to tell you its a double barreled shotgun.

*gets dressed, while calling Zoe and McNally* Stop screwing eachother and be ready to light a covert cyno in under a minute!

*Jumps in her widow, undocks warps to a safespot, cloaks and waits till the Cyno is lit*

An excellent oratory.

*straps Xercodo into an interrogation chair*

Do, be so kind as to tell me where this Ark of Sin is floating? *holds up sharp instrument*
Do not require me to use an locator agent. That would make things....unpleasant.

I drank way too much last night.