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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#21 - 2014-02-01 13:43:07 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:

It's cute you think Jita campers are a useful entity to do this with. If they actually went for objectives instead of sitting in Jita you'd see them with significant losses. But, they can't accept any risk at all and so won't fight.


Oh noes, what a shame!
They have no e-honor, unlike the prestigious Band of Bees alliance!
If Marmite is so shameful, those Lemmings must be even worse. They might even blob. Or pod! Horrible times.

Maybe the honorable players of EVE who take the game seriously should give the call "There are no Marmites!

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#22 - 2014-02-01 14:17:15 UTC
"goons forgot what time it was and then 0wned me as soon as they woke up"

"really, we're winning"

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#23 - 2014-02-01 14:18:07 UTC
gevlon: so incompetent he can't beat a single goon in an orca even when the rest of goonswarm is napping

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2014-02-01 16:11:54 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
If Marmite is so shameful, those Lemmings must be even worse. They might even blob. Or pod! Horrible times.

Marmite is, indeed, shameful but at least they didn't go on a "low sec roam" the second the POCOs came out of reinforce like your Lemmings did.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2014-02-01 17:06:55 UTC
Rhes wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
If Marmite is so shameful, those Lemmings must be even worse. They might even blob. Or pod! Horrible times.

Marmite is, indeed, shameful but at least they didn't go on a "low sec roam" the second the POCOs came out of reinforce like your Lemmings did.


Well, now RVB is comming to the rescue of gewns again, we'll be nowhere to be seen!
Them RVBee's are scary yaknow, they know how to do stuff in hisec.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2014-02-01 17:11:52 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Well, now RVB is comming to the rescue of gewns again, we'll be nowhere to be seen!

I'm sure you'll be found on the Jita 4-4 undock.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise
Usman Bello
United States of Winning
#27 - 2014-02-01 17:40:17 UTC
Top of the day to you, good Gewnsirs and madams!

I have decided to take up arms against you as well and shall avenge the RvB regime's ongoing aggression against the fluffy things. Exploding shall commence as of tomorrow and it shall be glorious!

Exploding POCOs are the best POCOs!

http://unitedstatesofwinning.ytmnd.com/
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2014-02-01 17:52:25 UTC
'We killed 1 POCO then ran away, what a disaster for Goonswarm!'

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#29 - 2014-02-01 20:00:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
I was told, Goonswarm came to late (what a surprise), Lost a poco that never could be taken, Goon scout checked poco and got popped and podded, RvB fleet showed up for nothing and got blue balled, Goons ****** up and got shot by Concord, More Goons got popped after 10+ kill rights were activated, Marmites and Lemmings left bored and Goons were so annoyed that all they could do is spam local. Then had to go back to 00 land, to do it all over again in a few days.

I hope RvB is enjoying this 100% purple fleet from here on. Cuz that's all RvB will be for a longggg time. RvB used to be a great alliance, but your deal with Goonswarm is ******* that up big-time. What a shame Ugh Don't want to stay purple and have 280398 rules, I suggest you join our brothers and sisters in 'Darwins Lemmings'.

The joy, great victory, congrats Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#30 - 2014-02-01 20:08:31 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
I was told, Goonswarm came to late (what a surprise), Lost a poco that never could be taken, Goon scout checked poco and got popped and podded, RvB fleet showed up for nothing and got blue balled, Goons ****** up and got shot by Concord, More Goons got popped after 10+ kill rights were activated, Marmites and Lemmings left bored and Goons were so annoyed that all they could do is spam local. Then had to go back to 00 land, to do it all over again in a few days.

I hope RvB is enjoying this 100% purple fleet from here on. Cuz that's all RvB will be for a longggg time. RvB used to be a great alliance, but your deal with Goonswarm is ******* that up big-time. What a shame Ugh Don't want to stay purple and have 280398 rules, I suggest you join our brothers and sisters in 'Darwins Lemmings'.

The joy, great victory, congrats Blink

thats a lot of words for "managed to fail to take a single poco"

lawl

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#31 - 2014-02-01 20:11:42 UTC
You just failed because you didn't destroy every hulk in Niarja.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#32 - 2014-02-01 20:37:30 UTC
I like the part where Gevlon said in his blog that he's deleting comments that he disagrees with. Countless others were not approved.

On the other hand, intelligence reports that many more pocos have gone into reinforcement.

I think the only solution here is for Gevlon to throw untold billions at this project, forever, until he achieves a victory.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2014-02-01 20:42:26 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
I was told, Goonswarm came to late (what a surprise), Lost a poco that never could be taken, Goon scout checked poco and got popped and podded, RvB fleet showed up for nothing and got blue balled, Goons ****** up and got shot by Concord, More Goons got popped after 10+ kill rights were activated, Marmites and Lemmings left bored and Goons were so annoyed that all they could do is spam local. Then had to go back to 00 land, to do it all over again in a few days.

I hope RvB is enjoying this 100% purple fleet from here on. Cuz that's all RvB will be for a longggg time. RvB used to be a great alliance, but your deal with Goonswarm is ******* that up big-time. What a shame Ugh Don't want to stay purple and have 280398 rules, I suggest you join our brothers and sisters in 'Darwins Lemmings'.

The joy, great victory, congrats Blink

We lost more ships to highsec mechanics than we did to Marmite. Highsec is scary.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise
mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#34 - 2014-02-01 21:01:15 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
I was told, Goonswarm came to late (what a surprise), Lost a poco that never could be taken, Goon scout checked poco and got popped and podded, RvB fleet showed up for nothing and got blue balled, Goons ****** up and got shot by Concord, More Goons got popped after 10+ kill rights were activated, Marmites and Lemmings left bored and Goons were so annoyed that all they could do is spam local. Then had to go back to 00 land, to do it all over again in a few days.

I hope RvB is enjoying this 100% purple fleet from here on. Cuz that's all RvB will be for a longggg time. RvB used to be a great alliance, but your deal with Goonswarm is ******* that up big-time. What a shame Ugh Don't want to stay purple and have 280398 rules, I suggest you join our brothers and sisters in 'Darwins Lemmings'.

The joy, great victory, congrats Blink

thats a lot of words for "managed to fail to take a single poco"

lawl



[00:24:19] Tora Bushido > Came for a fight with goons, left disapointed

Of course, once the fleet did show up, y'all cowered on the undock of a station and refused to engage. P

Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#35 - 2014-02-01 21:05:42 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Gevlon did you consider the opportunity cost of reading and replying in TWO threads instead of one?


Behold the master plan of Gevlon Goofus in all its splendour! He's going to forum post Goonswarm into submission! Lol

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#36 - 2014-02-01 21:18:07 UTC
Once again gevlon shows a dismal understanding of game mechanics. That POCO will be in the main goon alliance by tomorrow. Pro tip: you can't transfer a poco outside of your alliance while at war, but you can drop a corp from alliance A, have it join alliance B and then transfer the POCO to any corp in alliance B. Your holding corp is at war the entire time and yet the POCO has been transfered.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#37 - 2014-02-01 21:19:40 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
Once again gevlon shows a dismal understanding of game mechanics. That POCO will be in the main goon alliance by tomorrow. Pro tip: you can't transfer a poco outside of your alliance while at war, but you can drop a corp from alliance A, have it join alliance B and then transfer the POCO to any corp in alliance B. Your holding corp is at war the entire time and yet the POCO has been transfered.

but in the interim, gevlon will have wasted other people's money along with the 2b a week he wastes on us

really, he's winning

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2014-02-01 21:32:42 UTC
Professor Clio wrote:
Once again gevlon shows a dismal understanding of game mechanics. That POCO will be in the main goon alliance by tomorrow. Pro tip: you can't transfer a poco outside of your alliance while at war, but you can drop a corp from alliance A, have it join alliance B and then transfer the POCO to any corp in alliance B. Your holding corp is at war the entire time and yet the POCO has been transfered.


Wow man, such knowledge... That's a mouth full right there!
You learned all that from roleplaying wargames or did your goon holders have to draw a nice little picture for you?

Too bad you lot have to find ways to circumvent game mechanics to keep a semblance of control going Evil
If you are so great, why do you have to do all those tricks? Wasn't it impossible to destroy a poco?

*** Good guys 1 - nullbears & pets 0 ***


D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Davish Krail
#39 - 2014-02-01 21:34:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Davish Krail
Tora Bushido wrote:
You just failed because you didn't destroy every hulk in Niarja.


I could explain how your argument is a strawman but I'd pretty much be wasting my time so I'll respond with the following statement.

I was also going to do some witty **** with one of your previous comments but it was so terrible I decided against it.

Anyway, here it is;
"Marmites are pretty bad" - Davish Krail, 2014
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#40 - 2014-02-01 21:37:41 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Professor Clio wrote:
Once again gevlon shows a dismal understanding of game mechanics. That POCO will be in the main goon alliance by tomorrow. Pro tip: you can't transfer a poco outside of your alliance while at war, but you can drop a corp from alliance A, have it join alliance B and then transfer the POCO to any corp in alliance B. Your holding corp is at war the entire time and yet the POCO has been transfered.


Wow man, such knowledge... That's a mouth full right there!
You learned all that from roleplaying wargames or did your goon holders have to draw a nice little picture for you?

Too bad you lot have to find ways to circumvent game mechanics to keep a semblance of control going Evil
If you are so great, why do you have to do all those tricks? Wasn't it impossible to destroy a poco?

*** Good guys 1 - nullbears & pets 0 ***


D.

Bear



Did I use words that were too complicated for you to wrap your tiny mind around? I am a professor I'm usually good at explaining things.