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He called me names =(

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Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#1 - 2014-01-29 09:55:17 UTC
So we had a little frig roam into null, and find a Deimos on a gate. While chasing him down, this happens:

Quote:
sadbro > just resubbed after 4 years... trying to get out :)
Zane Nucleus > we can help
sadbro > stahp trying to zerg me :(((
sadbro > have some class!
sadbro > lol nerds
sadbro > enjoy the deimos km with 6 guys on it
sadbro > this is why your alliance is ****** zerglings ^_^


After another minute, he decides to convo me....

Quote:
Zane Nucleus > o/
sadbro > keep playing tackle because you're a scrub
Zane Nucleus > its fun
Zane Nucleus > dont be mad
sadbro > do they call you tackle *****?
Zane Nucleus > its a game
Zane Nucleus > clearly, you are angry
sadbro > im not mad i got 20 jumps to go and you're dumb enough to accept the convo to entertain me
sadbro > :D
Zane Nucleus > take a deep breath
Zane Nucleus > in through the nose
Zane Nucleus > out through the mouth


He then closes convo. After a few more minutes, I realized I never welcomed him back to Eve. The obvious solution here is to mail him and tell him. I am all about doing the right thing...

Quote:


Zane Nucleus - Welcome back to Eve btw.

Sadbro - thx
but you should still be ashamed of 6v1'ing a lonely deimos in npc corp

im sure ill never see you again because you play tackle for a random nerdherd

Zane Nucleus - Let me write you a poem. A haiku just for you:

You just lost your ship
The tears will fuel my spaceship
Go quit Eve again

Sadbro - dear sir or madam:

you're trash
never forget your place little zergling

sincerely,
someone that doesnt need 6 guys to go pvp

Zane Nucleus - top kek!

No trolling please

Walextheone
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-01-29 10:47:02 UTC
:-D

Also funny that he sees the tackler role as a noob thingy, its probably one of the hardest thing to do properly.
Caius Beriat
O'Coin Enterprises
#3 - 2014-01-29 11:41:59 UTC
Maybe he has a point Bane... you little zergling sadbro trash.

:D
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#4 - 2014-01-29 11:56:27 UTC
You trash killed a deimos in 6 rifters uyo dirty blobbers!!!1111!
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#5 - 2014-01-29 12:25:08 UTC
Caius Beriat wrote:
Maybe he has a point Bane... you little zergling sadbro trash.

:D


I was the tackle *****, so obviously I had the point P

No trolling please

Key Dett
West Indies Squadron
#6 - 2014-01-29 12:25:12 UTC
Bane has a new title in Corp

ittle zergling

How Cute
Bronya Boga
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2014-01-29 12:33:02 UTC
Wake up and realize im still in Wisconsin and its 0 degrees Fahrenheit.
See bane made null bear cry.
Morning got a bit better. :)
Hidden Fremen
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#8 - 2014-01-29 13:07:37 UTC
Wtf are these posts? LSKY still don't have their own forums?
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#9 - 2014-01-29 13:39:57 UTC
Hidden Fremen wrote:
Wtf are these posts? LSKY still don't have their own forums?


Another Fremen one-liner. Well done.
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#10 - 2014-01-29 20:14:09 UTC
It's not a legit thread without Hidden Freeman spraying his vaginal discharge all over it Lol

No trolling please

Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#11 - 2014-01-29 20:30:19 UTC
Your mom plays zerg.



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Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#12 - 2014-01-29 20:32:23 UTC
I propose a wormhole Alliance/coalition beformed named Zergling Empire.
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2014-01-29 20:39:15 UTC
Bane Nucleus wrote:
It's not a legit thread without Hidden Freeman spraying his vaginal discharge all over it Lol


I love how it sensors *****, however vaginal discharge is completely acceptable

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant

Lajos Perseus
False Profits
#14 - 2014-01-29 20:44:17 UTC
Sith1s Spectre wrote:
Bane Nucleus wrote:
It's not a legit thread without Hidden Freeman spraying his vaginal discharge all over it Lol


I love how it sensors *****, however vaginal discharge is completely acceptable


That's ducking great!
Ayeson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-01-29 22:41:14 UTC
Sith1s Spectre wrote:
Bane Nucleus wrote:
It's not a legit thread without Hidden Freeman spraying his vaginal discharge all over it Lol


I love how it sensors *****, however vaginal discharge is completely acceptable


Motherfucking
Chitsa Jason
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-01-30 11:40:34 UTC
That is some Top Kek material!

Burn the land and boil the sea You can't take the sky from me

Galen Darksmith
Sky Fighters
Rote Kapelle
#17 - 2014-01-30 17:04:47 UTC
Sith1s Spectre wrote:
Bane Nucleus wrote:
It's not a legit thread without Hidden Freeman spraying his vaginal discharge all over it Lol


I love how it sensors *****, however vaginal discharge is completely acceptable


Well, lets face facts. If vaginal discharge was censored, we'd never be able to communicate with each other.

"EVE is a dark and harsh world, you're supposed to feel a bit worried and slightly angry when you log in, you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for." -CCP Wrangler

Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-02-01 01:00:18 UTC
Galen Darksmith wrote:
Sith1s Spectre wrote:
Bane Nucleus wrote:
It's not a legit thread without Hidden Freeman spraying his vaginal discharge all over it Lol


I love how it sensors *****, however vaginal discharge is completely acceptable


Well, lets face facts. If vaginal discharge was censored, we'd never be able to communicate with each other.


Pretty much this.

We're all just a bunch of sperm-burping wormhole zerglings, tackling tryhard has-beens from yesteryear.
chris elliot
Treasury Department
Plug N Play
#19 - 2014-02-01 19:53:33 UTC
Bane, pm me tryhards name, I want to watch his little head explode when I suicide gank him. Cool
Malken
Sleiipniir
#20 - 2014-02-02 17:34:34 UTC
only 6 Bane???Shocked

are you slacking, i thought you had more alts then that m8 Cool

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