Crime & Punishment

"Ganking doesn't need a purpose, the gank is its own purpose. You don't ask why a field burns or a plague spreads. Don't ask why I gank."


In memory of the Mobile Tractor Unit shenanigans, several of the internet spaceship thugs behind the New Order, the Belligerent Undesirables and other sources of carnage and chaos in EVE would like to invite you to an evening of carnage, chaos and tears in the Sisters of EVE level 4 system Apanake this weekend.

We'll be hunting down extravagant mission ships, chasing carebears into missions, reducing their hulls to scrap and harvesting expensive modules and priceless tears from the wrecks.

With special celebrity fleet commander Psychotic Monk, and a large stash of free gank Catalysts, a great time is bound to be had by all.

Loot will be sold, and proceeds used to repay those that sponsored the event (currently myself and Erotica 1, but only to the tune of a billion or so between us). Excess will be distributed between players involved - two shares per hour for your first account, and one share per hour for each additional account. Tears will be shared equally between all involved.




The time: Saturday Feb 1, 2000 hours EVE time until very, very late.
Meeting place: Come to the Apanake system, set up a personal safespot, and we will operate from the Apanake station until we encounter resistance. If we encounter resistance that makes using that station dangerous, we will use alternate locations in the immediate area.
The communications channel: "Burn Apanake" channel in-game. We have TS3 comms organised, for opsec reason these are not being posted widely but will be available to anyone that can demonstrate that they are not a 'white knight' to Psychotic Monk's satisfaction.
What we want: Catalyst pilots (low or high skilled), Vexor pilots (high skilled), Thrasher pilots, experienced podcatchers, scouts, people with experience with combat scanning probes (anyone that's lived in a wormhole in particular), and even total newbs in light tackle.

PVP and fleet experience is optional - we will take people happily that want to learn to be a bastard in EVE as well as those that have been bastards for years.

-10s are welcome. If you are highsec legal and want to return to that status afterwards, avoid illegally shooting pods and I'll be happy to help you regain sec afterwards in the nearby lowsec areas.



Highsec is worth killing for.

I endorse this service.

High Sec piracy needs to live forever.

Let the blood flow red like the rivers of Ancient Babylon.

You forgot Methodists.

There is a level 4 sisters agent 3 jumps from Hek. It's a much better location. The bears are sent to several different 0.5 systems to earn their loyalty points. It'll be easier to sort concord and you can have multiple irons in the fire if you utilize that particular system.

Lanngisi

You have my support and I'll donate 50 catalysts and appropriate fittings as well as helping out with the actual ganking, if the OP could email or pm me ingame I'll contract the cats over.
EDIT: I also have a teamspeak server that you can use to get organized, once again; contact me ingame (I'll be online in a minute) and I'll get a channel set up and give the coordinators channel permissions.

Im in. Just tagged up my sec status too.

Sould be a blast.

Count me in ill bring 2 t2 Catalyst gank alts :)

I'm not sure I follow the logic of burning Apanake when Osmon has twice the targets but I'm down if I can find some time this weekend.

Maybe one of the organizers could put a post in the WH section of the forums. Let the wh folks know you do and would appreciate thier scanning abilities. They aren't all that big on sec status either, so you may pick up a few guns also. Just a thought.

You didn't actually ask a question, but.... YES.