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Narwhals Ate My Duck = Scammers and noobs

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Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#21 - 2011-11-24 09:51:55 UTC
Hey neat, I found a video of one of Uncle Bao's recent fights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

He's pretty pro TBH.

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Hennie79
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#22 - 2011-11-24 12:46:46 UTC
The Best part about this whole WH/pos situation is that our side has lost little to no ships, while the corp who has moved in has lost and spent at least over 10 bil. What no one has mentioned is that the corp who moved in originally backstabbed our corp for the WH, an agreement had been made to be "blues" and when our pos came out of reinforce they attacked anyways.

I do belive all this trolling is stupid and not needed, and that if you guys want the fight we will fight, slow and smart, but we will wipe everyone who defends this pos out.

So either -= The Dudes interstellar Enterprizez =- can pay us the 5 bil to leave and go away, or they can die thier call, the funny part is there paying more then the 5 bil in merc corps and were not =)
Nix Anteris
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#23 - 2011-11-24 12:52:55 UTC
Hennie79 wrote:
fight we will fight, slow and smart, but we will wipe everyone who defends this pos out.

You don't want to fight, you want to specifically NOT fight and hide away, and drive by blob people when you get the chance (which doesn't count as fighting, it counts as being a bunch of pussies who are all smack and no balls)
Hennie79
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#24 - 2011-11-24 13:27:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Hennie79
Nix Anteris wrote:
Hennie79 wrote:
fight we will fight, slow and smart, but we will wipe everyone who defends this pos out.

You don't want to fight, you want to specifically NOT fight and hide away, and drive by blob people when you get the chance (which doesn't count as fighting, it counts as being a bunch of pussies who are all smack and no balls)



if you call smart enough to make calculated attacks (guerilla warfare) as pussies and no balls, well then sir fine call me that, but u guys loose ships and yet we dont, so keep your trolls up and come back any time to loose 2 bil in ships cause well drop them again for you, and im sure the count is 30+ ships and 15 pods in our favor to maybe 2-3 ships and 1 pod in your favor, in the end you guys are loosing

not to mention th 50+ ships you brought last night to our 25 or so, and ur calling us pussies cause we make smart attacks, oh and we have better scouts =)
Mr Bigwinky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2011-11-24 13:38:07 UTC
Hennie79 wrote:
Nix Anteris wrote:
Hennie79 wrote:
fight we will fight, slow and smart, but we will wipe everyone who defends this pos out.

You don't want to fight, you want to specifically NOT fight and hide away, and drive by blob people when you get the chance (which doesn't count as fighting, it counts as being a bunch of pussies who are all smack and no balls)



if you call smart enough to make calculated attacks (guerilla warfare) as pussies and no balls, well then sir fine call me that, but u guys loose ships and yet we dont, so keep your trolls up and come back any time to loose 2 bil in ships cause well drop them again for you, and im sure the count is 30+ ships and 15 pods in our favor to maybe 2-3 ships and 1 pod in your favor, in the end you guys are loosing

not to mention th 50+ ships you brought last night to our 25 or so, and ur calling us pussies cause we make smart attacks, oh and we have better scouts =)


I like the part where you went "we are smart" and then followed it up with a battering of the english language (not to mention the lack of basic grammar), primarily the usage of the word "loose" like...

>> "u guys loose ships"
>> "loose 2 bil in ships cause.."
>> "you guys are loosing"

You showed him! ♥
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Nix Anteris
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#26 - 2011-11-24 14:20:26 UTC
Hennie79 wrote:
not to mention th 50+ ships you brought last night to our 25 or so, and ur calling us pussies cause we make smart attacks, oh and we have better scouts =)


You misheard whoever was feeding you the details, it was 15, not 50.

If you had 25, you should have brought them out of hiding, because we didn't see a single soul after we regained control of the wormhole, except those trying to get out of the system.

As for "we're winning the isk war". We live in a class 6 mate, isk grows on trees, the reason we fly 2bil a pop ships is because that's our pocket change. You're not winning anything except the "which corp has the most trolls" war.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#27 - 2011-11-24 15:57:23 UTC
loose ships sink lips.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Victoria Deepgravel
Unconventional Criminals
#28 - 2011-11-24 18:56:20 UTC
Wormhole hostilities happened.
First party contracted narwhals.
Second party lost the field and went to the forums.
Soon Shin
Scarlet Weather Rhapsody
#29 - 2011-11-24 20:24:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Soon Shin
So what if we lost a couple of ships?

We aren't afraid to take risks and accept that losses naturally come.

We don't let such things stop us from doing our job.

Which is why we are and will be successful while you are guys are risk adverse and allow killboard stats to hamper a lot of what you do.

Don't be hatin just because most of you can't fly expensive ships and fits like we do.

That's how we roll bitches.
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#30 - 2011-11-25 15:23:11 UTC
Thread cleaned. Please stay on topic and polite, thank you.

CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer

bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries
#31 - 2011-11-25 17:04:28 UTC
poop
bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries
#32 - 2011-11-25 17:05:03 UTC
CLEAN MY POOP PLZ!
Asuri Kinnes
Perkone
Caldari State
#33 - 2011-11-25 20:55:27 UTC
I've fought Narwhals. They've always brought the fight. They're not afraid to do what needs doing and they haven't smacked us ever (win/lose/draw).

I find this thread a little hard to believe...

Bob is the god of Wormholes.

That's all you need to know.

Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2011-11-25 21:55:25 UTC
bryanbc wrote:
yo dawg how about that autograph b/c i want your since you raped narwhals ate my duck by killing 3 members and alos vegas is a dumbass who also trolls people you sure epic fail now buy my poop!


https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=36801&find=unread

are you their worst poster because if not then well
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#35 - 2011-11-25 23:37:50 UTC
Killstealing wrote:
bryanbc wrote:
yo dawg how about that autograph b/c i want your since you raped narwhals ate my duck by killing 3 members and alos vegas is a dumbass who also trolls people you sure epic fail now buy my poop!


https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=36801&find=unread

are you their worst poster because if not then well

Can you even fathom how much more awesome this forum would be if bryanbc was actually their best poster? The possibilities are endless.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]

bryanbc
Abyssal Heavy Industries
#36 - 2011-11-26 04:16:41 UTC
Dirk Magnum wrote:
Killstealing wrote:
bryanbc wrote:
yo dawg how about that autograph b/c i want your since you raped narwhals ate my duck by killing 3 members and alos vegas is a dumbass who also trolls people you sure epic fail now buy my poop!


https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=36801&find=unread

are you their worst poster because if not then well

Can you even fathom how much more awesome this forum would be if bryanbc was actually their best poster? The possibilities are endless.



BUY MY POOP FROM THE LOCKED THREAD!
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2011-11-26 15:16:57 UTC
bryanbc wrote:
Dirk Magnum wrote:
Killstealing wrote:
bryanbc wrote:
yo dawg how about that autograph b/c i want your since you raped narwhals ate my duck by killing 3 members and alos vegas is a dumbass who also trolls people you sure epic fail now buy my poop!


https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=36801&find=unread

are you their worst poster because if not then well

Can you even fathom how much more awesome this forum would be if bryanbc was actually their best poster? The possibilities are endless.



BUY MY POOP FROM THE LOCKED THREAD!

so is this like a me-me or just some guy trying to post
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#38 - 2011-11-26 16:13:26 UTC
Killstealing wrote:
so is this like a me-me or just some guy trying to post


Um, "meme" rhymes with "theme." Or am I getting trolled again?

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MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#39 - 2011-11-27 05:19:27 UTC
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Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
The Network.
#40 - 2011-11-27 08:16:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Alekseyev Karrde
Asuri Kinnes wrote:
I find this thread a little hard to believe...


That's cause there's not much substance here. I looked into this myself and despite Vegas' claims he didnt have any evidence to support them. He said he had logs and mails but never gave me ones regarding his discussions w Cipreh, though I waited over an hour for them to be "located" (eventually he logged off saying whatever he'd drop it). DUCKS, on the other hand, gave me full logs of the relevant conversations which I read and determined they didn't do anything unethical.

Merc Contracts takes allegations of scamming and contract breaking extremely seriously for the good of everyone using the channel, both mercs and clients. However a fair amount of complaints are simply baseless. We look into all allegations and if action is needed, it is taken to ensure the integrity of the channel. In this case, the action was to temp ban Vegas for what I considered to be a substantial misrepresentation of the situation and subsequent waste of my time.

Vegas' angry rants that earned his corp a permaban after the fact will be featured on Declarations of War Ep. 22, not to be missed ;)

Alek the Kidnapper, Hero of the CSM