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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#901 - 2014-01-30 16:43:38 UTC
yes, quite instant.

Join spacemonkeys.
Get blapped by hisec dwellers.
boast about owning nullsec.
... profit?

D.

Bear

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Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#902 - 2014-01-30 16:55:54 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:

I really need to start reading more posts, because I'm seriously not seeing the tears you speak of. Calling out idiots is not tears you know. I guess you guys just need to stretch the definition a considerable amount so you feel like you're actually doing something.

if at first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, etc you don't succeed, just say you did and stick your fingers in your ears and sing loudly

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#903 - 2014-01-30 16:58:10 UTC
Danalee wrote:
yes, quite instant.

Join spacemonkeys.
Get blapped by hisec dwellers.
boast about owning nullsec.
... profit?
*clap clap clap*

When will you understand that you are terrible at trolling. A good troll actually knows the subject matter they are talking about and gears the troll post to hit home by mixing in a certain amount of truth. Your trolls are about as effective as telling me that I eat the wrong coloured smarties first.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#904 - 2014-01-30 17:00:03 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
I really need to start reading more posts, because I'm seriously not seeing the tears you speak of. Calling out idiots is not tears you know. I guess you guys just need to stretch the definition a considerable amount so you feel like you're actually doing something.

if at first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, etc you don't succeed, just say you did and stick your fingers in your ears and sing loudly
lol, too true. Amusingly it's not restricted to the public front. These guys actually say the same stuff between themselves internally.

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Amrastion Tasartir
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#905 - 2014-01-30 17:02:43 UTC
im join thie fite, here me roar gewnies
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#906 - 2014-01-30 17:08:42 UTC
In a couple hours Gevlon has already back-pedalled from:

" As soon as they [RvB] give up, the Goon POCOs are history. "

to:

"While "dunking RvB" is given, "taking Goon POCOs" can be lost, so indeed, the "lay back and laugh" period is over and we have to do things seriously. We CAN fail, no doubt."

By tomorrow he'll probably be claiming that he never intended to take any pocos
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#907 - 2014-01-30 17:12:55 UTC
I'm confident that if Gevlon threw all his isk and assets towards this he could make a difference.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Amrastion Tasartir
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#908 - 2014-01-30 17:14:50 UTC
i hate rvb they are pets, find your own fite kids.
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#909 - 2014-01-30 17:14:59 UTC
This is fun!

Lucas Kell wrote:
it's that you kill a handful of pods on the Jita undock and leap around claiming victory.


Lucas Kell, ladies and gentleman.
Savior of nullbears everywhere!






I eagerly await my invitation in the spacemonkeys.


NOT!Lol

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#910 - 2014-01-30 17:17:30 UTC
Now I'm posting a second time to show how much I not care.
Haha, those goons will really be scared now. I posted twice!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#911 - 2014-01-30 17:23:11 UTC
Third time's a charm; I've got a spy in the CFC that gives me all their secrit intel!Shocked

You know, they also talk to each other like that, they type out pagelong essays on how local chat sucks and ratting income is teh bomb....

BE WARNED!

D.

Bear

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Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Amrastion Tasartir
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#912 - 2014-01-30 17:29:48 UTC
wow this danalee is out of control


can we get security to the front

this man is out of control!
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#913 - 2014-01-30 17:32:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
Danalee wrote:
This is fun!
Lucas Kell wrote:
it's that you kill a handful of pods on the Jita undock and leap around claiming victory.
Lucas Kell, ladies and gentleman.
Savior of nullbears everywhere!
No way! You mean my coalition called for interceptors, and I dual boxed and brought an inty to where it was required?
Clearly I'm a disgrace.

You see, the difference between us is I'm not throwing my KB around telling everyone I'm a winner. I'm perfectly happy with nobody giving 2 craps about what I'm doing. It's why even on my alts I run logi, because KB stats mean less than nothing.

Seriously, get better at trolling. Take a course or something. I mean it's entertaining to watch your scrabble around trying to muster together some hate and failing, but real trolls are considerably more fun.

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#914 - 2014-01-30 17:36:48 UTC
I reread the original post and noticed Gevlon said all of his Eve wealth is in cash and assets. Please tell me you mean isk and not something else.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
ShamedOne
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#915 - 2014-01-30 17:37:47 UTC
I would to hate to think of gelvon ask a EULA breaker!
Amrastion Tasartir
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#916 - 2014-01-30 17:37:57 UTC
wow! gelvon! wow!
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#917 - 2014-01-30 17:40:42 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Pete Butcher wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year.


So that's why we see goons on their knees this year. Oh wait...
That's why Goonies directors reaallllyyy dont care about this entire thing. Ohh wait... P Waiting for non caring Goonie directors again.... Big smile


It's really hard to resist the temptation to laugh at you and goblin.

Danalee wrote:
Haha, those goons will really be scared now. I posted twice


You realize you trolled that lemming guy and goblin with this post, not goons, right?

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Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#918 - 2014-01-30 17:44:10 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:

You realize you trolled that lemming guy and goblin with this post, not goons, right?


Honnestly, I have no idea who/what/if I'm trolling...
I'll tell you man, ever since I started posting in this thread, people are recognizing me on the street and saying stuff like; 'yo, are you the one from those posts on the forums' and stuff. I can't get enough of it now, I need it, I crave it, I want it!

Gimme gimme gimme! MY PRECIOUS!

Anyhow, maybe if I keep it up, my alliance will call on me to fly an interceptor in the hearth of mount doom and be an hero and stuff. Fingers crossed!

D.

Bear

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Dragon Venom
Perkone
Caldari State
#919 - 2014-01-30 18:47:53 UTC
I feel like I need to come clean and tell you all the truth about the ally war drop.

Last night while mining on my N3 character (we need to make isk) I got a threatening email from their leadership (I was so scared I am still shaking). Being Red Federation CEO I immediately logged in and dropped the ally war because as you can understand losing more than 1000 N3 alts that are currently in RvB would bring us to our knees!!!

Well played Gevlon, well played
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#920 - 2014-01-30 19:50:49 UTC
Dragon Venom wrote:
I feel like I need to come clean and tell you all the truth about the ally war drop.

Last night while mining on my N3 character (we need to make isk) I got a threatening email from their leadership (I was so scared I am still shaking). Being Red Federation CEO I immediately logged in and dropped the ally war because as you can understand losing more than 1000 N3 alts that are currently in RvB would bring us to our knees!!!

Well played Gevlon, well played


Aww man Sad

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, EVIL LEMMINGS!
Mister goblin, sir... Can we please make good and all be friends again, can we? Pleaaaase?

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment