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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#881 - 2014-01-30 12:26:05 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
HINT of the day : I don't want RvB to stop Blink

Just because you can't see the reasons why I want things to happen as they happen, doesn't make it wrong P


Gevlon Goblin wrote:
, the RvB pets are still in the fight, but losing badly. As soon as they give up, the Goon POCOs are history.


Source

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Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#882 - 2014-01-30 13:55:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
The ally system automatically drops you from a war 2 weeks after offering the ally so as of DT today, RvB is no longer at war with lemmings. I look forward to making fun of gevlon for failing to realize his promise to take goon pocos "as soon as [RvB] gives up".
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#883 - 2014-01-30 14:27:13 UTC
If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ? Think about 20B+ in 2 weeks or so. Time to wake up. And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#884 - 2014-01-30 14:28:18 UTC
In other news, popcorn sales are through the roof.

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#885 - 2014-01-30 14:41:36 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year.


So that's why we see goons on their knees this year. Oh wait...

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Kryptik Kai
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#886 - 2014-01-30 14:42:31 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
HINT of the day : I don't want RvB to stop Blink

Just because you can't see the reasons why I want things to happen as they happen, doesn't make it wrong P


Gevlon Goblin wrote:
, the RvB pets are still in the fight, but losing badly. As soon as they give up, the Goon POCOs are history.


Source

Damn... our killboards must be broken.

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#887 - 2014-01-30 15:02:05 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
It is broken, as you get SQL errors when you click on some of your losses. But I think your KB agrees with me :

Killed 7.75B - Losses 11.67B

Pete Butcher wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year.


So that's why we see goons on their knees this year. Oh wait...
That's why Goonies directors reaallllyyy dont care about this entire thing. Ohh wait... P Waiting for non caring Goonie directors again.... Big smile
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#888 - 2014-01-30 15:17:50 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ?


You should ask Marmite.

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Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#889 - 2014-01-30 15:25:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
Gevlon is so funny. After posting this morning that he needs rvb out of the fight to kill goon pocos hes now trying to goad us into re-allying. I responded with the following anf thought I might as well post it here too:


You want us in the war or out of the war? Make up your mind already. The 2:1 loss ration is due to 3-4 bads losing silly expensive pods. It literally has no impact on rvb. But keep drinking the cool aid. We joined for fun fights, had a few of those and now we're giving you the chance to put your money where your mouth is so to speak. My prediction is that you will not destroy a single goon poco and despite all your bluster you actually want us involved because you can blame us for your impotence. Now that you can't do that anymore I'm sure youll come up with yet another hilarious reason why your failure is not your fault.
Snot Shot
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#890 - 2014-01-30 15:29:26 UTC
I’m pretty impressed with the volume of tears this thread has produced so far tbh. I know 5 peeps so far that had alts they weren’t using that now have a purpose when they want to chill outside Jita gankin goonies while mining on the other screens…Pirate

Do you have a casual ingame channel yet to let folks can watch with their main so they know when the level of goonie is rising in Jita so they can log in their ganking alt?

When you hit 1,000 kills you should throw a fireworks party on the undock…Lol
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#891 - 2014-01-30 15:46:56 UTC
Yes, please use lots of fireworks and snowballs too. I'd like to see my stacks of them increase more in value. Big smile

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#892 - 2014-01-30 15:53:25 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ?


You should ask Marmite.
Why ? They mainly kick your ass with T3. That might be a next step.
Usman Bello
United States of Winning
#893 - 2014-01-30 16:09:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Usman Bello
In my capacity as president of the United States of Winning, I would like to congratulate Darwins Lemmings for their victory over the aggression of the RvB regime! Big smile

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#894 - 2014-01-30 16:09:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Weaselior
General Lemming wrote:

That's why Goonies directors reaallllyyy dont care about this entire thing. Ohh wait... P Waiting for non caring Goonie directors again.... Big smile

i care, in the same way i care about crappy reality tv

to watch idiots make fools of themselves and laugh while i have a beer

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#895 - 2014-01-30 16:12:44 UTC
will general lemming talk about the real connection she's feeling to the bachelor then watch him make out with all of the attractive girls on the show while she gets drunk and cries?

find out next on the bachelor: gevlon edition

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#896 - 2014-01-30 16:25:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
General Lemming wrote:
If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ? Think about 20B+ in 2 weeks or so. Time to wake up. And trust me, I have done enough damage to most of you the last year.
Bear in mind that in null sec you will likely be encountering more than industry ships and pods, and the majority of your kill stats come from those categories. By all means though, you are fully welcome and encouraged to try.

General Lemming wrote:
That's why Goonies directors reaallllyyy dont care about this entire thing. Ohh wait... P
No matter how many times you say this, you won't suddenly become relevant. That's he problem with you and Gevlon, you both want to get some result that shows you are somehow uber, but neither of you are willing to put in the effort. You want instant, effort-free success. That's just not a reality.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#897 - 2014-01-30 16:28:24 UTC
Snot Shot wrote:
I’m pretty impressed with the volume of tears this thread has produced so far tbh. I know 5 peeps so far that had alts they weren’t using that now have a purpose when they want to chill outside Jita gankin goonies while mining on the other screens…Pirate

Do you have a casual ingame channel yet to let folks can watch with their main so they know when the level of goonie is rising in Jita so they can log in their ganking alt?

When you hit 1,000 kills you should throw a fireworks party on the undock…Lol
I really need to start reading more posts, because I'm seriously not seeing the tears you speak of. Calling out idiots is not tears you know. I guess you guys just need to stretch the definition a considerable amount so you feel like you're actually doing something.

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Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#898 - 2014-01-30 16:29:46 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
You want instant, effort-free success. That's just not a reality.


Oooh Lucas, you silly willy, if we'd want that we would just join a nullbear alliance in the CFC and boast about our conquest of known space. P

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#899 - 2014-01-30 16:30:18 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
If you get your asses kicked by bad fitted T1 ships already, what will happen with T2 fitted ships ?


You should ask Marmite.
Why ? They mainly kick your ass with T3. That might be a next step.
Ha, I don't think even Gevlon is stupid enough to kit out a bunch of noobs in T3s and hope for the best, and I doubt your members could afford them.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#900 - 2014-01-30 16:32:46 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
You want instant, effort-free success. That's just not a reality.
Oooh Lucas, you silly willy, if we'd want that we would just join a nullbear alliance in the CFC and boast about our conquest of known space. P
Yes, because that's instant, isn't it? Do me a favour, if you're going to attempt to troll again today try to make the posts make at least a little sense.

And the point stands. Your lame attempts to move off subject with troll posts is unbecoming.

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