Out of Pod Experience

I keep thinking why not a survey for a survey, it's only fair, right? I'd like to know more about the people who ask for players to complete surveys. where are they from? how old are they? what are their goals for their survey?

what I would like to make... is a list of questions that we can ask these psychology majors as they show up here. with it, we could simply paste a link to our survey in their survey thread.

am I alone on this one? I'd like to know what hopes and dreams are riding on my survey answers.

can we get a list going, of things to ask? such as

-what country are you in
-how old are you?
-what is your income range
-what is the highest level of education you have completed
-what type of organization did your survey originate in (university, non-profit, advertising, DARPA)
-can you tell us a little bit about your thesis concerning your survey?
-what video games do you play (platform, genres, a god-awful LONG list of video game titles for them to click)
-how many hours per week do you play these video games
-how many hours away from these video games do you spend daydreaming about playing them again
-do you play EVE
-in your opinion, __________ ISK per hour is a sign of winning EVE
-nerf hisec?
-nerf nullsec?
-down with afk miners?
-open the door?
-changes to EVE you would like to see (huge list from the suggestions thread)
-in my opinion, drone assist is (good, bad, neutral, the death of EVE)
-to RP or not RP?
-do you liek mudkips?

if there's a lack of questions submitted here, i'm just going off on a set of 'complete the name' questions:

-Commissar ____
-Random ________
-Demichael _________
-CCP Fa______
-CCP Fo______
-Jita 4-_

...........

survey link https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gCZVxK45bFvQOfGt_h1WNS71SIyFwNhSBw5_oYF_dZA/viewform

view all responses: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AofD9XC7pnNRdEt2QTlLcENvMzZ1LUpERG5QUWtIbFE#gid=0

I actually suggest that, once this thread irons out the 'rules' for said survey for surveyors, it be stickied and titled Rules for Posters of Surveys. It should also required that their original post contains their answers to this survey as an addendum.

Don't forget these essential questions:

-Where do babies come from?
-What's going to happen?*
-Why?

*Deep question asked by a disturbed guy in a youth hostel. About once a day, he'd suddenly burst into the common hang-out area and yell out that question. It's a pretty hard one to answer....

Wont let me fill it out. I am sad.

Are you sad?
Can you fill out the survey?
Do you like movies about Turkish Prison camps?
What is your favorite way to fly?
Why do birds fly?
What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

My head hurts. Time to go back to work.

Answered as fast as possible for the best random answers :D

The get-to-the-point survey:
- What is your credit card number?
- Do you reuse passwords? If so cite three examples.
- How much money is currently in your bank account?
- What is your mother's maiden name?

We assure you this purely anonymous.

I'm totally from S.H.I.E.L.D.

I have finally relented and disclosed my secret Time Traveling and Journeys across Dimensions plans in your Survey, may it help other Seekers of the Truth in the Eternal Quest of Infinite Knowledge, and as a bonus disclosed the secret of where to find the Origin of Babies (Hint : I am 11)

guys

the survey is for people who ask us to take surveys

you are not machines, with machine hearts and machine minds, you are men!

I don't?