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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#821 - 2014-01-29 00:03:27 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Del DelVechio wrote:
General Lemming wrote:
Shouldn't you delete pods from the kill board ? Maybe spend more time on your losses then stupid trolls.... P

RvB is making Goonies look smart Big smile


You have us confused with Marmites, we don't delete anything from our KBs.....
tell that to the guys chatting about it in the shoutbox and the sql error you get while clicking on pods. Blink


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This is coming from the people who insist we are Goon pets yet are bloated on their RMT money at the same time....

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#822 - 2014-01-29 00:04:07 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
I think Goonies should pay more attention to their BIG losses the last weeks, then this forum post. You are still trying way to hard, to not care Blink

we just lost like two trillion isk worth of caps and supercaps and the biggest question is how smug is too smug (or if there is such a thing) and getting replacement hulls laid out asap to do it again

but uh best of luck bankrupting us by shooting random people's pods in highsec

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admiral root
Red Galaxy
#823 - 2014-01-29 00:31:08 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
You see, fair readers, by holding all the POCOs and never losing any, we're actually losing this POCO war, thing. Boy are we embarrassed now. Gevlon #1.


Obviously you're not winning fast enough, or something.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#824 - 2014-01-29 01:11:27 UTC
admiral root wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
You see, fair readers, by holding all the POCOs and never losing any, we're actually losing this POCO war, thing. Boy are we embarrassed now. Gevlon #1.


Obviously you're not winning fast enough, or something.


You're not reading space friend, it's Gevlon who is winning.

See, it's so obvious how we're both so confused and have lost to this mastermind.

Step 1: Declare a goal (take Goon POCOs)
Step 2: Give your victory conditions (take them all)
***reality happens***
Step 3: Move the goalpost
Step 4: WHOA there buddy, not nearly far enough, all the way here please
Step 5: re-state your victory conditions (doing nothing at all is winning)

And here, ladies and gentleman, we have the first Gevlon project to have met it's aims! The best part is, we can all carry on using our POCOs to make money, because it's just the consolation prize after all.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#825 - 2014-01-29 01:13:40 UTC
Wait, damn!

By actually repping and saving our POCO we were actually helping him meet his victory condition.



Nooooooaoaaaaaaaaooooooowwwwwwwww we have been puppetmastered we are the worst empire.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#826 - 2014-01-29 01:52:19 UTC
If the fight last night went badly for goons I could see how they could care about highsec, but since the fight went well for them I don't see how they care.

Were the lemmings killing goons in null last night?

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Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#827 - 2014-01-29 05:08:55 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
If the fight last night went badly for goons I could see how they could care about highsec, but since the fight went well for them I don't see how they care.

Were the lemmings killing goons in null last night?


yes, lemmings reinforced N3 with 60 more titans and wiped us off the field

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Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#828 - 2014-01-29 05:10:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Andski
we did more damage in 20 hours than Gevlon's traveling circus of autism have done in 20 days

in fact we were dealt more damage in 20 hours than they will ever

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#829 - 2014-01-29 07:08:42 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:

From his blog comments

anon wrote:
So if I'm understanding your reply correctly the victory conditions for Lemmings are that Lemmings are in a constant state of victory until you run out of money or alliance members without ever actually needing to do anything to goons? As long as the project still has members and isk it has the potential to one day take POCOs and therefore is winning?

Gevlon wrote:
Yep


You see, fair readers, by holding all the POCOs and never losing any, we're actually losing this POCO war, thing. Boy are we embarrassed now. Gevlon #1.

Gevlon, you've backpeddaled so far you're in our goal. Turn around chap.


Wow, just wow. With such deficiency in brain power, how does he manage to live in this world. This is so absurd, it's almost unbelievable.
I took a look at his latest blog post and he doesn't disappoint again. He presents some golden knowledge of tactics and ships, by effectively declaring subcaps ****. If I recall correctly, his previous alliance was beaten to death by bombless bombers. And his current lemming pets are only flying subcaps, therefore by his logic, they are **** too.

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#830 - 2014-01-29 07:16:19 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
Weaselior wrote:
We just lost like two trillion isk worth of caps and supercaps and the biggest question is how smug is too smug (or if there is such a thing) and getting replacement hulls laid out asap to do it again

but uh best of luck bankrupting us by shooting random people's pods in highsec
No need to show us how terrible you guys are. We already know that. Lol

And Goonies, stop caring so much about highsec and Lemmings Forum post. Really, it wil make you sleep better at night Twisted

Your Tears Are Zzzzweeaatt......
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#831 - 2014-01-29 09:08:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
General Lemming wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
We just lost like two trillion isk worth of caps and supercaps and the biggest question is how smug is too smug (or if there is such a thing) and getting replacement hulls laid out asap to do it again

but uh best of luck bankrupting us by shooting random people's pods in highsec
No need to show us how terrible you guys are. We already know that. Lol

And Goonies, stop caring so much about highsec and Lemmings Forum post. Really, it wil make you sleep better at night Twisted

Your Tears Are Zzzzweeaatt......
LOL I know sarcasm is hard to read in text but that guy couldn't have made it simpler. Do yourself a favour Mr Lemming, go read about the fight, then come back.

I don't know whether to laugh or not at your incredibly delusional sense of grandeur. It's actually so bad, there's a real good chance it's an actual disability and laughing would be pretty mean.

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Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#832 - 2014-01-29 09:35:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Oh man... General Lemmings, I yield. You win. Elite master baiter Smile

Lucas, Lucas, poor Lucas... Incredibly delusional sense of grandeur having Lucas.
Were you there, Lucas? Did you have stakes in that fight?
No, didn't think so.

Do you have stakes in Hisec? No... at least I don't think you do if your bragging is anything to go by.
(Maybe you had at some point, but we've been over it, you lost those to mercs or gankers Lol)

Do you have stakes in Goons? Nope! except for being a miner/carebear in one of their (notoriously bad) pet/renter alliances, nothing.

Do you have any other stakes in this thread in general... well; I think I figured it out. You are jelly.
Jelly because of the awesome traffic mister Goblin is attracting to his awesome BLOG.
Jelly because your sad excuse for a blog isn't even remotely as interesting as his.
^^ do note, I can say your blog sucks without impunity, because you said I can.
Jelly because as opposed to you, mister Goblin is good at getting the attention he wants.

You try sooo hard to be someone... Allow me to suggest doing stuff instead of typing about how great and how smart you are.
Heck, even RVB and Goons are doing stuff, why aren't you?


D.

Bear


↓↓↓↓ Yes, 'Wow, just wow. With such deficiency in brain power' chestbeating crap is... poetic compared to that Roll

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#833 - 2014-01-29 09:46:53 UTC
Now that was lame trolling.

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#834 - 2014-01-29 10:11:16 UTC
Xolve wrote:
I remember the innocent highsec days when I thought ISK lost actually mattered, it was a much simpler time; couldn't have possibly imagined back in those days that trillions of isk in Titan losses could be mitigated by rental income and a few auctioned Alliance Tournament ships.



At end it does matter. But the loss of huge coalitions with rental empires is mitigated among so manyy peopel that they are unable to cause any psycological pressure. Is like when a country raise taxes to buy more weapons that they lost in a war. Peoepl do not like taxes, but that does not affect their morale.

Back in the days where 0.0 dwellers payed their own capital ships form their own pockets and a dread was something EXPENSIVE, then the direct result of the battle would fall in the individuals, would not be spread and would cause serious discontent.

For losses to matter at coalition level, they would need to be large and constant enough to force them to " raise taxes" of the renters. But its unlikely any war in eve will ever take that long again.

For war to really matter without pushign someoen out of a territory there would need to be ifnrastructure easily disruptable on the renter alliances territories, that could be pressed to cause failure on that side. Because pressing on the fighting side of the coalitions will not have much results...

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#835 - 2014-01-29 11:12:08 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
Now that was lame trolling.

Always is, when it comes from a Marmot

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#836 - 2014-01-29 11:12:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
Still don't see how your effecting Goonies any?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#837 - 2014-01-29 11:18:00 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Oh man... General Lemmings, I yield. You win. Elite master baiter Smile

Lucas, Lucas, poor Lucas... Incredibly delusional sense of grandeur having Lucas.
Were you there, Lucas? Did you have stakes in that fight?
No, didn't think so.
Of course I was there, it was all hands on deck. I even dusted off an old hull for my indy guy (this guy) to help.

Danalee wrote:
Do you have stakes in Hisec? No... at least I don't think you do if your bragging is anything to go by.
(Maybe you had at some point, but we've been over it, you lost those to mercs or gankers Lol)
What bragging are we talking about here? I think you've once again misunderstood something quite drastically.

Danalee wrote:
Do you have stakes in Goons? Nope! except for being a miner/carebear in one of their (notoriously bad) pet/renter alliances, nothing.
You really need to do some research before making outrageous claims.

Danalee wrote:
Do you have any other stakes in this thread in general... well; I think I figured it out. You are jelly.
Jelly because of the awesome traffic mister Goblin is attracting to his awesome BLOG.
Jelly because your sad excuse for a blog isn't even remotely as interesting as his.
^^ do note, I can say your blog sucks without impunity, because you said I can.
Jelly because as opposed to you, mister Goblin is good at getting the attention he wants.

You try sooo hard to be someone... Allow me to suggest doing stuff instead of typing about how great and how smart you are.
Heck, even RVB and Goons are doing stuff, why aren't you?
Honestly, I don't know where to begin with most of this, because it's basically your response to a bunch of nonsense you've made up in your head. I know you think you are being witty and trying your hardest to insult me, but understand, I don't actually care what some nobody on a forum thinks. Yes, you are free to say whatever the hell you want about my blog, go right ahead. It's affects me to the sum of zero.

In all seriousness, please learn to troll better than this. This is true bottom of the barrel schoolyard shite. You might need to take a course on wit or something.

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Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#838 - 2014-01-29 11:21:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Xolve wrote:
I remember the innocent highsec days when I thought ISK lost actually mattered, it was a much simpler time; couldn't have possibly imagined back in those days that trillions of isk in Titan losses could be mitigated by rental income and a few auctioned Alliance Tournament ships.



At end it does matter. But the loss of huge coalitions with rental empires is mitigated among so manyy peopel that they are unable to cause any psycological pressure. Is like when a country raise taxes to buy more weapons that they lost in a war. Peoepl do not like taxes, but that does not affect their morale.

Back in the days where 0.0 dwellers payed their own capital ships form their own pockets and a dread was something EXPENSIVE, then the direct result of the battle would fall in the individuals, would not be spread and would cause serious discontent.

For losses to matter at coalition level, they would need to be large and constant enough to force them to " raise taxes" of the renters. But its unlikely any war in eve will ever take that long again.

For war to really matter without pushign someoen out of a territory there would need to be ifnrastructure easily disruptable on the renter alliances territories, that could be pressed to cause failure on that side. Because pressing on the fighting side of the coalitions will not have much results...


You make good points there, Kagura. What I'm wondering is if this situation is either a good or a bad thing...
The mythical blue donut, non aggression pacts, renters combined with some big fights from time to time could be considered an ideal situation game-wise. It allows for bittervets to stay subscribed and do stuff and newer entities to join in without the hassle of conquering their little corner of space. I think if the game evolved to easier sov changes and disruption of renters... the big powerblocs would just give up after a while. Again, I don't know if that would be a good thing or a bad thing either... your thoughts?

D.

Bear

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Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#839 - 2014-01-29 11:37:50 UTC
Haha, Lucas, you are allmost as funny as my special friend S.

I looked you up. Wasn't surprised one bit.

your killboard has a gap, where in August, 2013 you... well... were doing what any spacemonkey does best.
And since we've had a go on you on the forums, in Januari, 2014 you suddenly decided to join some blobs in an interceptor?

What's that about? Trying to prove something there buddy?

Every time you try and weasle yourself out of the painfull truth by attacking the content I provide you with, you loose and I laugh. Just figured I'd mention it Lol

D.

Bear

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#840 - 2014-01-29 13:05:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
Danalee wrote:
Haha, Lucas, you are allmost as funny as my special friend S.

I looked you up. Wasn't surprised one bit.

your killboard has a gap, where in August, 2013 you... well... were doing what any spacemonkey does best.
OMG, really? I was mining once? Dear lord how dare I. How dare I play EVE, I should be sitting on the Jita undock with everyone else eh?
lol, moron.

Danalee wrote:
And since we've had a go on you on the forums, in Januari, 2014 you suddenly decided to join some blobs in an interceptor?
Yup, TIDI was bad for my combat guy and they were calling for ceptors. I had a JC, a travel fit ceptor and some spare time, so off he went. Again, what's your point. What are you trying to show? You realise not all of us sit there staring at our killboards and masturbating like you guys, right?

Danalee wrote:
What's that about? Trying to prove something there buddy?

Every time you try and weasle yourself out of the painfull truth by attacking the content I provide you with, you loose and I laugh. Just figured I'd mention it Lol
Seriously, you are one of the dumbest people I've ever had the pleasure of having try to troll me. You don't understand English, you don't understand most of EVE, and you spout off shite with a level of arrogance way above your station. Who exactly do you think you are? Do you honestly think that bad trolling and spouting schoolyard insults makes you relevant?

Come back when you have a clue.

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