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Officer Tear Drops
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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-01-28 01:02:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Malcolm Shinhwa
http://www.minerbumping.com/2014/01/officer-tear-drops.html

If you are a connoisseur of tears you really shouldn't miss this post. These aren't just Sonoma Valley last week's pickings pressed into a bottle and sold for $10 at the local Beer & Wine shack. The whine masters of Burgundy France would at first sip then drink deeply from this bottle. Stay thirsty my friends.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#2 - 2014-01-28 01:22:20 UTC
A permit would have been so much easier. Oh well.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#3 - 2014-01-28 01:28:50 UTC
Nice job in Goram BTW.

Adahum is fun too.>:)

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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-01-28 01:42:36 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Nice job in Goram BTW.

Adahum is fun too.>:)


Thanks. We were all over Adahum today. Hulks and pods popping. No one even said much in local until one guy at the end. Bots don't talk I guess.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#5 - 2014-01-28 01:47:58 UTC
I love how the same person says "I hope you get in a car accident and die IRL" and "I'm petitioning you for harassment".

Typical mining scum.

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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2014-01-28 10:40:14 UTC
Good read !

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Ophidia Black
Carebear Euthanization LtD
#7 - 2014-01-28 18:13:40 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Nice job in Goram BTW.

Adahum is fun too.>:)



It was nice to return to where I started out, if only for a brief period :)

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Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#8 - 2014-01-28 20:01:37 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
If you are a connoisseur of tears you really shouldn't miss this post. These aren't just Sonoma Valley last week's pickings pressed into a bottle and sold for $10 at the local Beer & Wine shack. The whine masters of Burgundy France would at first sip then drink deeply from this bottle. Stay thirsty my friends.


Gank miner and pod, get angry mails, new order form-letter-type response, miner self-censors profanity (always good for a laugh). Bounty at end for good measure.

Yep, they're tears all right. But I think your wine analogy is selling it a bit hard. If I might try with a beer analogy, they're not domestic light beer, they're not prize-winning local microbrew craft beer either. I'd say they're around the level of a solid bottled import.

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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-01-28 23:45:40 UTC
Batelle wrote:

Yep, they're tears all right. But I think your wine analogy is selling it a bit hard. If I might try with a beer analogy, they're not domestic light beer, they're not prize-winning local microbrew craft beer either. I'd say they're around the level of a solid bottled import.


Ah come on.. long, profanity filled emails with homoerotic imagery, entirely unrealistic revenge threats, and possibly EULA breaking death fantasy all after a single ship explodes unexpectedly in a "ship exploding" video game? That is high quality stuff there my friend. The residents of Colorado would judge these to be among the " purple haze, white widow, or kush" variety of of tears*.




* I just had google that up, so I hope I used it correctly. For some reason marijuana culture is a thing in Eve. I'm a simple drunk though and have no idea about the wacky weed.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#10 - 2014-01-29 00:12:14 UTC
Haven't gotten any bounty notifications yet.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-01-29 00:51:16 UTC
I will never understand how the Bible bunnies get so much entertainment from blowing up miners.

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