Out of Pod Experience

*looks at gun* Ah thank you thats corporation issue isn't it. *takes gun* Here, i have a nice little pink slip for you. *blows a hand kiss* have a nice day!

*smirks* awww... you can't get a woman without paying for it... so sad... *walks by and french kisses a homeless person infront of him*

Opens mining ore hold to flash the 26k stack of bodies in it, while wearing a cold blank stare. Suddenly the background music starts playing the rolling stones "Time is on my side".

life is dull. i hate everything, including myself.

The upper class called, they want their ancestral quiff back.

Y̛͙͇̙͙ͭͪOͬͤ̀̏͏̱̼̱U̢̬̠͍̱̜R̝͔̬ ̹̯̻̳̘̤S̡͇̝̮̪̔͐̿ͧT̥͍͍̖̐ͯͪ̊͆̐Ù̝̗̲̬̏̈ͤ͂P̢̭̮I̠̰̩̩̮̰̗͗̒̇̔ͥ͗̚D̤͕ͮ̉ͤI͈͈͢Ț̎͠Y̱͕̼̣̼̑͌̅ͨ̎͛́ ̮͈̣͎̕I̛̭͓̖̺̰͂̓̓S̪̯͍̳̯ͨ̔ͅ ̛̝̼̬̊ͤ͊̓̓̈͊O̮̱̭ͩ͒͜F͚̙̩͉̻̰̙̌̎ ̭͖͍̖̒̽ͣ̂̄̚ͅU̡̥̣͍͉ͧ̑͆ͧ͒͋N̯̣̮̭͍̮̞A̺̜̲̅ͤ͑̓̌Cͧͮ̒͞C̣̜̗̖̜̈ͣͯE̷̲̖͎̙̝̗̭ͫP̠̮T̘A͎͈͓̤̔ͤ̋͛̓ͧB͍̰̰̪̩̈́͂L͙͚̼ͥ͛ͪͮ̈́͆Ẽ̸̝̋̑ͩ̐̉ ̤̞̘̐͟Ḽ̉̾̈Ë͓̥̭̣̻̲͌ͧ̆̋͌̓̀V̯̳̪̦̗̫ͧ̓̋ͯͩ̓̑Ê̡̮͎̗̗̗̭̐́ͨ̎ͭL͖̬ͪ̾̾.̫̩̤͚̗̇ͫ͆ͣ̐ ̭̥̙̙̅̓ͮY̯͇̙̍ͦ̈ǪU̴̬͓̯̞̮̭͌ͧ͗ͪ͌̀ͯͅ ̛̻̰͈͍̙S͈̰̳͒H͗͛ͧͮ̃̚͢A̦̻͉͎͔ͩ̈ͫ̂̉ͪͧ͢L̹ͮL̦̪̹̹̺͈͈̂͒ ̯̮͘B͍̫̙̬̅̎ͤ͑̏Ė̷̩̰͉̭͇͖̳͋͋̒͋̎̃ ͥ̐̀B̪̋͐̑̔U͓͋̓ͣͧ͠R̾ͤN̔̏ͬͬ̍͏E̝͍̪̗̞̖̭̅̔̊̂̄D̖̯̜ͬ ̶͈̤͎̮̃̋̂̈͛̾Ḭ̖̙̪͕̑̉̓̏ͯͦ̚N̗̤̬͈̬̭̅ͩͮ̉̐͐̄ͅ ̭̫̯̖ͣͭ̿ͤ͐͝H͍̜͉͉̩̹͂̎̊̋ͯ͝E̶͍̱̘͍͍̯͂̑̏ͣͯL͙̠͢Ļ̲̱̫ ͨF̢̒ͭȮ͖̝̪͖R̟͉͙̂̀ ̣ͫ̍͡Aͧ̾ͤ͌̚L̿̒́͢L̦̱̥̐̎̑͋͒ͬ̂ ͇͔͒͌̓̈́͜T̴̜͕̖͈̘I̷̮̪̒M̱̜̺̯͓̼̝ͯ̍͊̀̍̈Ḙ̺̗̝ͫͯͩ͆ͪ̅!͕͒ͬ̇̉̈́͗̅͝

Hey, looks like you're enjoying your meds there. Did you bring enough for all of us?

T͕̰̹͇̖̤̆H͇͍̥̭͊̃ͫ̔ͪͤE̳͓͕͙̩̗ͨ̿ ̶̰̝̫̫̩̅L͗͛ͮͫ̿ͩ̿҉̰͎̮͉̬̱O̞̝͚̬͉R̸̚D̯̠̝͂́ͤ͗ͦ̑S͚͇̪̒̂ ͉̟̩̞̰̝̣̇ͦ͞O̪̖̹ͮͧ̂̒̚̚F̵͕̦̠̤ ̢̟̙͓̹͚̘̉Ċ͚̻̞͕̟̰͎̍͋ͮ̚͟H͍̣̭̍ͤA̤͎̿ͦͥ͂Ò̶ͭ̓S̢͍̖̑ͪͮ̓ ̬͈̝̯̫͕̞ͥͦ̏͑S̞͇̝̤̭͕͇̽͗ͪͭͨ̓̿Hͦͬ̾͛̽̈́҉̣͉̝͕̘̩A͓̺̰͎̖̮͕ͬ̇ͬ̄̅L̙͔̊ͪ̂͑L̨͉͎̲̩͔̫͛̿ͅ ̫̺̝̯ͧ̄ͅͅB̮̟̯ͫ͒ͨͮU̳͉͎̝ͣR͕̤̘̘̩ͬ̈̔͘N̿͐ ̜̝̺̲̆͊́Y̢̘̬̤̺̠̝̍̓O͉̘͈͉͖̩̕Ů̗͕ͥ̌Ȓ̒̈́ͨ͋̚ ͈̭̱ͧ̉̀ͫ͒ͧ̚S̸̻̻̥̾̽̐͗ͩ͋Ö̺̲͉͇͎ͨͅŨ̬̹̦̗̮͓͎ͦ͐L̴̲̹͔͂̐͆̓ ͚̿̓ͮͤ̂Ù̻͑͌̾͌ͧ̅N͎͓̣ͮ̆̎ͧ͡T̳ͤͥȈ͙̐́L͔̜̥̘̦͇̾ͯ̂̑͠ ͖̞ͩ̆͞ͅYͪ̋̅̒̌͆O͎̞̍̇͘U ̥̲̯̪̃̿̔̆͊W̩̺̄́̉ͥ́͢Ȉ͈̠̹̙͉͝Lͦ͆̾Ḽ̖̺̱̞͊̓ ̶̙̬́B̦͙ͫͬ̂͒͗̐ͮ͠E͍̗͔̣̼͇̾̀͑̓ͮ͜G̬̠̲ ̖̗ͫ̐F̙͕̰̮̘̌̍̇̽͑O̩͔͇̣͖̕R͙ ̮͇ͮ̊̇̋̂̚͞M̼̓̍͌̓ͅÓ͙R̴̖̝̯͓E̞͖

Your the one that gives a praying mantis a bad reputation!

Oh for christ sakes, another one flying commercial with bionic arms... We'll be hold up for hours again at the metal detector