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Space is so lonely.

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Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2014-01-24 12:54:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelica Dreamstar
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
Keno Skir wrote:


It's because you're doing some kind of wierd roleplaying crap.

There is no such thing as flirting in eve, nobody gives a damn about your arse or your characters. Most people in local probably think you're a 13 year old wierdo because you talk like one.


Damn, that was harsh.

Oh well, thanks for the advice everyone else.

I missed that one. Don't listen to the clueless. Even basic math proves him wrong. There are way too many people playing this game to give such a claim any base. You CAN flirt and you WILL find victims falling for it! themittani.com has an article about a sister doing exactly that, gaining around 50 billion ISK. I myself do it successfully too, leading easy minds into traps and liberating their ships from the pain of having to be connected with them.

Your only limit is your imagjnation. Just because so many lack any of it, doesn't mean things won't work/don't happen. These people are just narrow minded victims of their own egos.

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Ven Phenom
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2014-01-24 13:36:56 UTC
Feeling lonely in space? Exotic dancers will keep you nice and comfy. Cool
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#43 - 2014-01-24 13:42:57 UTC
Ven Phenom wrote:
Feeling lonely in space? Exotic dancers will keep you nice and comfy. Cool


This...

Also spend all your ISK on hookers and blow.

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2014-01-24 13:46:45 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Ven Phenom wrote:
Feeling lonely in space? Exotic dancers will keep you nice and comfy. Cool


This...

Also spend all your ISK on hookers and blow.
There's a sister for that! ;)
I need to show you something later this day. Might succeed (*cough*) as wallpaper... xD

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Good Posting
Doomheim
#45 - 2014-01-24 13:58:17 UTC
I'm so ronery
so ronery
and sadry arone...


Juan Diolosa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#46 - 2014-01-24 15:30:16 UTC
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
It's a bit like chatting with one of those ELIZA programs.

10/10 for ELIZA reference.
Keno Skir
#47 - 2014-01-24 17:35:27 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
Keno Skir wrote:


It's because you're doing some kind of wierd roleplaying crap.

There is no such thing as flirting in eve, nobody gives a damn about your arse or your characters. Most people in local probably think you're a 13 year old wierdo because you talk like one.


Damn, that was harsh.

Oh well, thanks for the advice everyone else.


Sorry, i see that was a bit harsh having never spoken to you before :)

I bundled you in with the kids who occasionally drop into eve and run about asking if anyone wants to be their "bf". I see these players as scum :)

Apologies, i'm sure you aren't scum.

EDIT : That said, having re-read your posts, and noticed your corp requires pilots to have "pretty, female characters" i still think you're unbelievably imature, or actually a child as i mentioned.

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal
o/
Anslo
Scope Works
#48 - 2014-01-24 19:02:37 UTC
Looking at their kills and losses, they seem to move around a lot. Last I heard they were in Hek, which is quite close. I'll even meet them halfway!

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#49 - 2014-01-24 23:08:49 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay.
Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!

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On the topic of this thread, after I have finished my volunteer work on this forum I often find it quite relaxing to fly around in the silence of W-Space,,,,Blink

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#50 - 2014-01-25 00:35:50 UTC
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
So I fly around highsec in my little maller or sometimes even a harbinger, and you know I like to bring joy and light whereever I go, kind of like a happy puppy. So I say hello in local, and often tell them that they're looking pretty fine and maybe flirt a little. Sadly almost nobody ever responds to me. Usually I feel like I'm talking to myself.

The only ones that ever seem to talk are the CODE guys and they usually have one track minds. It's a bit like chatting with one of those ELIZA programs. I ask them how they are they tell me I am mining in violation of their code and that I need to pay them 10 mill, which seems kind of steep for a paltry bit of veldspar.


So I want you guys to level: what's the problem? Do I have bad breath? A big arse? Why do people shun me? Do I need to leave Amarr space to get some human interaction or what? What's the deal with space?

Reminds me a lot of myself in my first year of EVE - Social butterfly, always saying hi in local, trying to engage folks in conversation, batting eyelashes and such.

My results were similar to yours in that 9/10 times nobody replied (even to eve mails) and mostly when they did it was to accuse me of being a trap or spy of some kind.

I think the insular, paranoid environment that EVE breeds from being a sandbox with deadly consequences creates this attitude and it does take a little time to get used to how socially-anal the majority of the ingame populace can be.

I still do it though! Even in wormhole space I love to defy the l33t strategy of "never talk in local". Usually the results are the same, although occasionally someone talks back or tries to murder me, either of which are acceptable.

I agree with other posters who say finding your own social group voids this issue, but never stop being socially random anyway.

Also I don't think there's anything wrong with your ass.

Always open for a convo if you're looking for random chatter or an avatar to do squats with.

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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#51 - 2014-01-25 01:15:41 UTC
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
So I fly around highsec in my little maller or sometimes even a harbinger, and you know I like to bring joy and light whereever I go, kind of like a happy puppy. So I say hello in local, and often tell them that they're looking pretty fine and maybe flirt a little. Sadly almost nobody ever responds to me. Usually I feel like I'm talking to myself.

The only ones that ever seem to talk are the CODE guys and they usually have one track minds. It's a bit like chatting with one of those ELIZA programs. I ask them how they are they tell me I am mining in violation of their code and that I need to pay them 10 mill, which seems kind of steep for a paltry bit of veldspar.


So I want you guys to level: what's the problem? Do I have bad breath? A big arse? Why do people shun me? Do I need to leave Amarr space to get some human interaction or what? What's the deal with space?


Send me an evemail and I will double it. I'm EvE's first legit evemail doubler.
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#52 - 2014-01-25 03:47:02 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
So I fly around highsec in my little maller or sometimes even a harbinger, and you know I like to bring joy and light whereever I go, kind of like a happy puppy. So I say hello in local, and often tell them that they're looking pretty fine and maybe flirt a little. Sadly almost nobody ever responds to me. Usually I feel like I'm talking to myself.

The only ones that ever seem to talk are the CODE guys and they usually have one track minds. It's a bit like chatting with one of those ELIZA programs. I ask them how they are they tell me I am mining in violation of their code and that I need to pay them 10 mill, which seems kind of steep for a paltry bit of veldspar.


So I want you guys to level: what's the problem? Do I have bad breath? A big arse? Why do people shun me? Do I need to leave Amarr space to get some human interaction or what? What's the deal with space?


Send me an evemail and I will double it. I'm EvE's first legit evemail doubler.


Can't wait for this business to flourish.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2014-01-25 04:07:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Malcolm Shinhwa
Verlane Nalelmir wrote:
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:


snip

The only ones that ever seem to talk are the CODE guys and they usually have one track minds. It's a bit like chatting with one of those ELIZA programs. I ask them how they are they tell me I am mining in violation of their code and that I need to pay them 10 mill, which seems kind of steep for a paltry bit of veldspar.



Those CODE guys and their Johnny 691 do tend to be borning to talk to. You should try doing missions in Apanake. We are very talkitive there and will keep you entertained also you can keep tabs on who is losing MTU's and blinged out missioning ships. P


But at least we do talk in local.

I've found the best way to get the conversation flowing is with some sort of ... oh.. I don't know.. catalyst.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

Miranda Fluffbunny
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#54 - 2014-01-25 09:18:51 UTC
Rhatar Khurin wrote:
ISquishWorms wrote:
Are you really attempting to mine in a maller or harbinger? Interesting. What?


When i first started i jetcan mined in a harbinger. It wasn't that bad.


When I first started I mined in an omen. But of course that's not what I use these days. I just use the maller and harbinger for flying around trying to find someone to talk to me. Smile
Miranda Fluffbunny
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#55 - 2014-01-25 09:25:52 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
Keno Skir wrote:


It's because you're doing some kind of wierd roleplaying crap.

There is no such thing as flirting in eve, nobody gives a damn about your arse or your characters. Most people in local probably think you're a 13 year old wierdo because you talk like one.


Damn, that was harsh.

Oh well, thanks for the advice everyone else.


Sorry, i see that was a bit harsh having never spoken to you before :)

I bundled you in with the kids who occasionally drop into eve and run about asking if anyone wants to be their "bf". I see these players as scum :)

Apologies, i'm sure you aren't scum.

EDIT : That said, having re-read your posts, and noticed your corp requires pilots to have "pretty, female characters" i still think you're unbelievably imature, or actually a child as i mentioned.

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal
o/



Mate, you have me confused with someone else. I don't have anything on my profile about pretty females and I'm in an NPC corp right now.

I appreciate the apology but following it with a personal attack (whatever it was) was uncool. However, I'm going to chalk that up to your own obvious bitterness since you don't know anything about me.
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2014-01-25 09:46:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelica Dreamstar
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
Keno Skir wrote:
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
Keno Skir wrote:


It's because you're doing some kind of wierd roleplaying crap.

There is no such thing as flirting in eve, nobody gives a damn about your arse or your characters. Most people in local probably think you're a 13 year old wierdo because you talk like one.


Damn, that was harsh.

Oh well, thanks for the advice everyone else.


Sorry, i see that was a bit harsh having never spoken to you before :)

I bundled you in with the kids who occasionally drop into eve and run about asking if anyone wants to be their "bf". I see these players as scum :)

Apologies, i'm sure you aren't scum.

EDIT : That said, having re-read your posts, and noticed your corp requires pilots to have "pretty, female characters" i still think you're unbelievably imature, or actually a child as i mentioned.

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal
o/



Mate, you have me confused with someone else. I don't have anything on my profile about pretty females and I'm in an NPC corp right now.

I appreciate the apology but following it with a personal attack (whatever it was) was uncool. However, I'm going to chalk that up to your own obvious bitterness since you don't know anything about me.

He was talking to me, I believe. Not that it really matters what he or Anslo say anyway. They are just too full of themselves.

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#57 - 2014-01-25 11:09:31 UTC
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
So I fly around highsec in my little maller or sometimes even a harbinger, and you know I like to bring joy and light whereever I go, kind of like a happy puppy. So I say hello in local, and often tell them that they're looking pretty fine and maybe flirt a little. Sadly almost nobody ever responds to me. Usually I feel like I'm talking to myself.

The only ones that ever seem to talk are the CODE guys and they usually have one track minds. It's a bit like chatting with one of those ELIZA programs. I ask them how they are they tell me I am mining in violation of their code and that I need to pay them 10 mill, which seems kind of steep for a paltry bit of veldspar.


So I want you guys to level: what's the problem? Do I have bad breath? A big arse? Why do people shun me? Do I need to leave Amarr space to get some human interaction or what? What's the deal with space?


I'm not lonely at all, every where I go people are so pleased to see me that they throw ammo at me. I don't have time to be lonely.

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...

Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#58 - 2014-01-25 11:11:39 UTC
we can haz chit chat in local where im , i useally talk back

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back

Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#59 - 2014-01-25 11:13:36 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
Miranda Fluffbunny wrote:
So I fly around highsec in my little maller or sometimes even a harbinger, and you know I like to bring joy and light whereever I go, kind of like a happy puppy. So I say hello in local, and often tell them that they're looking pretty fine and maybe flirt a little. Sadly almost nobody ever responds to me. Usually I feel like I'm talking to myself.

The only ones that ever seem to talk are the CODE guys and they usually have one track minds. It's a bit like chatting with one of those ELIZA programs. I ask them how they are they tell me I am mining in violation of their code and that I need to pay them 10 mill, which seems kind of steep for a paltry bit of veldspar.


So I want you guys to level: what's the problem? Do I have bad breath? A big arse? Why do people shun me? Do I need to leave Amarr space to get some human interaction or what? What's the deal with space?


It's because you're doing some kind of wierd roleplaying crap.

There is no such thing as flirting in eve, nobody gives a damn about your arse or your characters. Most people in local probably think you're a 13 year old wierdo because you talk like one.


Or a big sweaty fat guy, with fart breath and a hot female toon (which to be fair is the norm)...

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...

Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2014-01-25 13:53:59 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:


It's because you're doing some kind of wierd roleplaying crap.


Roleplaying you say? In a video game about fantastic spaceships flying around the galaxy? What a bunch of weirdos.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."