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[For Hire] - Cannibal Kane
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Caalin Rex
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#241 - 2013-12-31 06:44:32 UTC
if i hire you for a month, will you tell me the secret of your hair? Blink
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#242 - 2013-12-31 07:50:59 UTC
I may have once been told the secret, but to shame I had to biomass because of the intensity.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#243 - 2013-12-31 10:20:40 UTC
His hands are like a cold ice cube running down your back. Shocked

Bump

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
Satori Okanata
Perkone
Caldari State
#244 - 2014-01-04 08:38:33 UTC
Got wardecced by the guy, fought him. Died miserably. But it was real fun!!!
Arkham Rhavan
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#245 - 2014-01-23 22:45:07 UTC
I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#246 - 2014-01-23 22:50:11 UTC
Arkham Rhavan wrote:
I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade.


Honestly, its tears like this.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Paranoid Loyd
#247 - 2014-01-24 07:17:05 UTC
Arkham Rhavan wrote:
I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade.


Say goodbye to your corp junior.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#248 - 2014-01-24 08:32:21 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Arkham Rhavan wrote:
I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade.


Say goodbye to your corp junior.


They are already dying....

Well.. hiding more then dying so I only managed to get a AFK Manticor Pilot.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Ravan Hekki
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#249 - 2014-01-25 00:47:21 UTC
I have never hired this man, seen his work or even spoken to him, but damnit i know a bandwagon when i see one and I'm jumping on it.

Endorsed
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#250 - 2014-01-27 04:55:12 UTC
Arkham Rhavan wrote:
I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade.

Lmao


That is all.

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#251 - 2014-01-27 11:52:07 UTC
Ravan Hekki wrote:
I have never hired this man, seen his work or even spoken to him, but damnit i know a bandwagon when i see one and I'm jumping on it.

Endorsed


Your jib sir, I like the cut of it.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#252 - 2014-01-27 11:54:30 UTC
A one man army, who can single handed destroy the entire Goonswarm Fed. if he wishes.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#253 - 2014-01-28 14:57:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
You get an additional warning when trying to disable your safety while on grid with Kane.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
The PitBoss
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
#254 - 2014-01-28 17:52:11 UTC
Bump ...

ACTIVE member in good standing as of 28 JAN 14

in the MERC CONTRACTS Chat Channel Twisted
Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#255 - 2014-01-29 03:46:42 UTC
Chuck Norris docks when Cannibal Kane is in system.

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#256 - 2014-02-18 21:23:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Almost back from Holiday...

A few corps that missed me will get to say hello again next week.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#257 - 2014-02-18 23:49:23 UTC
Whoohoo!

Pirate

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Boris The-Animal
Doomheim
#258 - 2014-02-19 05:28:31 UTC
One of only a few role models I have in Eve. Pirate
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#259 - 2014-02-20 20:36:56 UTC
One time bump to fix forum.