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Market Manipulation Conspiracy

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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#1 - 2014-01-24 04:14:44 UTC
Hi guys. We have a really good relationship and I know that you know that I wouldn't bother you unless it was important.

Well it is.

I have uncovered a large scale market conspiracy of extreme magnitude that has been hitherto unseen.

Someone is manipulating the market.

The whole thing.

After extensive research I have found the person responsible for these manipulations.

CHANNEL, DONCHIAN

I dont know who this person is. Or what kind of shadow organization he/she works for. That name sounds foreign so its quite possible that its someone from a russian null sec group.

All I know is that their reach and financial power is vast. I randomly selected 100 items on the market for investigation.

Donchian was on all of them. Above, Below and at the current market price. Enveloping the whole path of the market like some kind of machine.

yes
Old Phill
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-01-24 04:19:02 UTC
Cool Story
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2014-01-24 04:20:37 UTC
How much do you want to bet ISD will lock for rumor mongering instead of realizing it should be lack of content?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#4 - 2014-01-24 04:20:50 UTC
I think you've been experiementing too much again. Have you been shooting too many of these by chance?

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3757142#post3757142
dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-01-24 04:21:42 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
Someone is manipulating the market.


I didn't think eve players would be so sneaky, this is really shocking, what can we do!?

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Arancar Australis
Dead Sun Rising Enterprises
#6 - 2014-01-24 04:52:59 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
Hi guys. We have a really good relationship and I know that you know that I wouldn't bother you unless it was important.

Well it is.

I have uncovered a large scale market conspiracy of extreme magnitude that has been hitherto unseen.

Someone is manipulating the market.

The whole thing.

After extensive research I have found the person responsible for these manipulations.

CHANNEL, DONCHIAN

I dont know who this person is. Or what kind of shadow organization he/she works for. That name sounds foreign so its quite possible that its someone from a russian null sec group.

All I know is that their reach and financial power is vast. I randomly selected 100 items on the market for investigation.

Donchian was on all of them. Above, Below and at the current market price. Enveloping the whole path of the market like some kind of machine.




You were told what the effects were of licking your Fedo, but no, you had to keep on doing it. Now look what has happened to you!!
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#7 - 2014-01-24 05:08:07 UTC
Illuminati
Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-01-24 05:15:52 UTC
The Donchians tried to take over New Eden thousands of years ago. Now, they are trying again.

WHO WILL STOP THEM?

REX

THUNDER

COLT

CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-01-24 07:02:22 UTC
There are like a dozen batshit crazy guys who are the top buy/sell orders in jita. We know they're rich.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-01-24 08:55:49 UTC
Good post, Alex! Maybe a bit short this time. :)

And ignore the forum haters, they're no worthy people. :D

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
enterprisePSI
#11 - 2014-01-24 08:57:55 UTC
curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-01-24 09:56:08 UTC
Figured it out...... Capitalism. Conspiracy solved

Pog mo thoin

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#13 - 2014-01-24 10:29:56 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
Hi guys. We have a really good relationship and I know that you know that I wouldn't bother you unless it was important.

Well it is.




A post like this deserves a stochastic answer.
GazBoi08
x13
Pandemic Horde
#14 - 2014-01-24 10:47:48 UTC
Oh crap i have trading alts with top bu/sell orders in jita does this mean im manipulating the market and im a bad person? :(
Lugalbandak
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-01-24 10:56:40 UTC
i enjoyd your post , thank you very much , would read again.

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back
Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#16 - 2014-01-24 11:26:11 UTC
in practice one char has limited amount of orders so to totally control whole trade need lot of chars.

In some random system middle of no where some one guy can control whole market because no one is interested about that place but most volume of trade happens in market hubs where is more players.
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#17 - 2014-01-24 11:43:05 UTC
10/10

You got every single one of them and they haven't even realized. Bravo!

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
flakeys
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-01-24 11:47:51 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Good post, Alex! Maybe a bit short this time. :)

And ignore the forum haters, they're no worthy people. :D



Not one of his best works but still amusing enough , specially with the replies from people who can't even figure donchian out Lol .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Efraya
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#19 - 2014-01-24 11:52:54 UTC
I chuckled.

[b][center]WSpace; Dead space.[/center] [center]Lady Spank for forum mod[/center][/b]
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#20 - 2014-01-24 11:56:35 UTC
Karen Avioras wrote:
Illuminati

Lol almost had robert langdon on the phone Big smile
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