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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#2021 - 2014-01-19 19:15:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Red 1 to Command, comm in Command! Command, this is Red 1, please respond!

...

Red 1 to Command, stop playing with the pony plushies and answer me!
Anys Thes'Realin
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2022 - 2014-01-19 21:43:03 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Anys Thes'Realin wrote:
"They're fine, they can't get bigger than the current capsuleer guidelines... can they?"

*tugs a little on her tight shirt, with a slight look of concern*

"Besides, shouldn't you be concerned with your arm? It looks like a cheap knockoff."


Your chesticles appear to be compensating for your personality disorder.

I don't have a personality disorder. They're a... side effect from a medical problem from my accident. But they' shouldn't be growing anymore... I hope...

@Liafcipe9000: Where do I begin with you? For starters, what the frak is wrong with your name? Did your birth certificate get hit by a virus and jumble up all of the data? And what is it with people with cheap prosthetic arms? You guys know you can get new arms in the clone vats when you get podded.... or is your DNA also scrambled and your body doesn't know how to regrow them?"

My EVElopedia roleplaying profile, last updated February 23rd, 2014: http://tinyurl.com/nfazlch I support having more clothes for our characters!  http://tinyurl.com/kpafjh2
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2023 - 2014-01-19 21:54:09 UTC
There is no need to deny it. We all know they are fake.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2024 - 2014-01-19 22:32:33 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
There is no need to deny it. We all know they are fake.

You got that monocle to see through her shirt, didn't you?

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Anys Thes'Realin
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2025 - 2014-01-20 00:18:22 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
There is no need to deny it. We all know they are fake.

You got that monocle to see through her shirt, didn't you?

I bet Mizhir is just jealous of you and I, Ila :)

My EVElopedia roleplaying profile, last updated February 23rd, 2014: http://tinyurl.com/nfazlch I support having more clothes for our characters!  http://tinyurl.com/kpafjh2
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2026 - 2014-01-20 14:21:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Foul! No chit-chatting among avatars, if it's going to interfere with the hate. That's a yellow card or 5 minutes in the box, your choice. Evil
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2027 - 2014-01-20 15:09:06 UTC
Anys Thes'Realin wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Anys Thes'Realin wrote:
"They're fine, they can't get bigger than the current capsuleer guidelines... can they?"

*tugs a little on her tight shirt, with a slight look of concern*

"Besides, shouldn't you be concerned with your arm? It looks like a cheap knockoff."


Your chesticles appear to be compensating for your personality disorder.

I don't have a personality disorder. They're a... side effect from a medical problem from my accident. But they' shouldn't be growing anymore... I hope...

@Liafcipe9000: Where do I begin with you? For starters, what the frak is wrong with your name? Did your birth certificate get hit by a virus and jumble up all of the data? And what is it with people with cheap prosthetic arms? You guys know you can get new arms in the clone vats when you get podded.... or is your DNA also scrambled and your body doesn't know how to regrow them?"


Rolls eyes and throws dallor bills, then yells DANCE CLOWN!
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2028 - 2014-01-20 16:41:04 UTC
Anys Thes'Realin wrote:
Ila Dace wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
There is no need to deny it. We all know they are fake.

You got that monocle to see through her shirt, didn't you?

I bet Mizhir is just jealous of you and I, Ila :)


I'm not jealous because you got large fake assets. I'm jealous because you get to have pretty eyes :(

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Kesthely
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2029 - 2014-01-20 22:24:00 UTC
I hate it so much your not a man wich i can spit on and twists it balls that i can almost punch you in the nipples *glares* Wait are those MY hair extensions that never arrived? did you conviscate them oh you *Twists nipples and stomps away to a hairdresser*
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#2030 - 2014-01-21 08:32:42 UTC
not enough boobs.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2031 - 2014-01-21 14:53:47 UTC
complete lack of boobs
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#2032 - 2014-01-21 15:07:43 UTC
complete lack of hair

-k8

My Fanclub
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2033 - 2014-01-21 15:24:55 UTC
now ..... where to start?

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#2034 - 2014-01-21 21:23:54 UTC
How did you manage to get pink eye anyway?

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2035 - 2014-01-21 21:31:23 UTC
awwww, look at those eyes. I can't hate a cute little girl who wants to look badass.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Kesthely
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2036 - 2014-01-22 21:59:53 UTC
I hate it even more that after a nipple twist you look even perkier *sulks*
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#2037 - 2014-01-23 07:36:59 UTC
You really need to shave that unibrow
Kesthely
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2038 - 2014-01-23 08:29:26 UTC
I can't help that my hairdresser is visually handicapt...

Hmmm looks like your tatooist was visually handicapt as well, is that why you replaced your other arm?

What did she tatoo on that one? A Hello Kitty Kestrel? thats SO CUTE


(( http://www.mmorpg.com/photo/322c9d29-db56-4f12-8e81-30505459d9c4 Hello kitty Kestrel ))
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2039 - 2014-01-23 15:41:32 UTC
Come on, lighten up a little. You look like a Human Resources director who's about to start passing out some pink slips.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#2040 - 2014-01-23 19:53:06 UTC
I give up. there's no way to get you off those drugs. I might as well just kill you.




















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