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This Is... Trollololol EVE!!!!
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Yuma Naari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-11-24 23:30:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Yuma Naari
I am not sure it belongs here. But this is my Eve. If you want to watch random takes on attempts of Trolling? Welcome. Stay at a bit. Throw up your Troll Legs...

I have played Eve for some time now. I have played for beyond five years. I have made enemies. I have been OH SERIOUS about the game, and... Well. I return once more, and some of you may know me.

This is my Eve.

Don't be interested. Don't care? Who cares. I'm here to **** you off. And I will pop up. I will find you. I will reveal our stupid conversations.

I love you.

This is, My Eve.
Yuma Naari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-11-24 23:33:47 UTC
Target: Ktorn Sinus
Ship: Cynabal
Location: M-0EE8, Gate: Taisy
Mission: Show off Boobs
Reason: He's been circling the gate for an hour. Why not say something? And I'm bored. And AFRAID to attack! OH SO SCARED!!!!!!! *CRY*

Yuma Naari > Love the cynabal.
Yuma Naari > Its huggy, its there it's... SO gate camp worthy.
Ktorn Sinus > wut
Yuma Naari > So tell me about the mother.
Ktorn Sinus > why do you think i camp the gate cupcake
Ktorn Sinus > uncloak and fight
Ktorn Sinus > but you cant
Ktorn Sinus > cuz you are **** full of ****
Ktorn Sinus > v0v
Ktorn Sinus > who cares
Yuma Naari > So tell me about the Mother.
Yuma Naari > Was she a drinker?
Yuma Naari > Point on the doll where she touched you.
Yuma Naari > You say you want me to uncloak?
Yuma Naari > Is this hidden desires of your Mother? You want to see her "uncloaked" - your repression, is it manifested into pushing the desire onto others?
Ktorn Sinus > zzzzzzz
Ktorn Sinus > boring
Yuma Naari > Boring. Lets talk about that.
Ktorn Sinus > boring scub with boring shittalk
Yuma Naari > How do you view boring?
Ktorn Sinus > anyways
Ktorn Sinus > have fun
Yuma Naari > But I love y ou.
Yuma Naari > Come back!
Yuma Naari > LOVE ME!
Prozacxx
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#3 - 2011-11-25 05:01:21 UTC
so randum xd
Laktos
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-11-25 06:39:07 UTC
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Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#5 - 2011-11-25 07:05:50 UTC
Heh. Now that's funny. Good work.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#6 - 2011-11-25 11:26:58 UTC
You should get in touch with a capsuleer called Xenuria.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Yuma Naari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-11-25 12:12:48 UTC
Target: retro123
Ship: How the hell do I know?! If local chat came with a ship type next to the goddamn name it would certinaly make my life ******* easier!!
Location: M-0EE8
Mission: Dry Sarcasm With Hints of Random
Reason: After a **** poor attempt by N.C. trying to discover my location - by inviting me to their fleet, (I mean really? Seriously? Is that the best you can do? Has N.C. sunk this low that they can't afford Probes???). I decided I couldn't contain the troll any longer. He needed to stretch his legs.

Yuma Naari > Dear NC. Your tactics to kill me seem to be getting more and more silly by the day, with love, the **** face in the stealth bomber. P.S. I can see you.
retro123 > just be quiet and stay cloaked :-)
Yuma Naari > Good point. Don't want people knowing what I am flying. Thanks for the tip!
retro123 > **** u never killed anything????
retro123 > u not kidding when u say ghost ops
Yuma Naari > I'm a peace loving Eve player. I believe war is bad and I don't like getting boo boos.
retro123 > high sec is that wat --->
Dusty Jeans > XD
DarklordKarn > lol
Yuma Naari > Your random direction seems to be pointing deeper into 0.0... Your sense of direction is terrible at best, sir.
Yuma Naari > But you seem like a trust worthy fellow. I'll take your word for it.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#8 - 2011-11-25 17:46:24 UTC
I like this guy's thought process. It seems so unplanned and random, yet I get the sense that their is some sort of hidden agenda here...one that is both cleverly calculated and deceptively sinister. If it is to simply be random, it's at least very entertaining. The whole troll-killmail thing is exellent. Keep em' comming.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Yuma Naari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-11-26 10:56:15 UTC
(Warning, following post is quite non-carebear friendly. If your a Thundercat. Read on. If your an easily offended carebear, go back to Hello Kitty.com)

Target: kaynine1
Ship: Drake
Location: MJI3-8 - MJI Station. 30km off Undock.
Mission: Corp Member Love
Reason: Something... Something... Insert terrible reference... Something, something... Final Countdown... Something, something, massive penises...

I like this Malignum guy, he seems to Troll his own mates on a daily basis. Keep troll'in **** face! I'll see you in Troll Hell.

kaynine1 > Yuma Naari you still here
kaynine1 > we will let u leave if u leave now
kaynine1 > offer lasts for 60 secs
Yuma Naari > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
DarklordKarn > http://meatspin.com see if you can beat Kaynine1's high score
Malignum Alteran > ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!
Malignum Alteran > HAHA!
Malignum Alteran > k9 holds the world record
Yuma Naari > Aside from the world record of being a total dickface?
Yuma Naari > I just wanted to a hug.
Yuma Naari > And he said no.
Yuma Naari > Can you imagine that???
kaynine1 > come here and il hug u
Ber Kan > /emote looks for his toys...
Yuma Naari > Nah, your hugging that station for too long. I think there's something between you.
Yuma Naari > So close!
kaynine1 > is that far enough away from station
Yuma Naari > We almost brushed dicks.
Mr Self Destruct > chick with a ****?
Mr Self Destruct > ewwww
Yuma Naari > What do you mean ew?
Yuma Naari > Your Mother... Uh Father.... Uh... Mother... Wait. Just what is it again?
Yuma Naari > Wanna me to flash, Kay?
kaynine1 > oh brother of mine
Yuma Naari > I'll flash my bomber boobs just for you.
kaynine1 > u wont
Yuma Naari > I will.
Ber Kan > knky
Yuma Naari > Only cause I love you.
kaynine1 > sure i cant lock u intime
Yuma Naari > Like it?
kaynine1 > nice
Yuma Naari > Did it turn you on? You ******* WoW gayboy.
kaynine1 > come 30k closer
Malignum Alteran > haha WoW gayboy. that's a new insult
Malignum Alteran > thxs