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Hi, new to eve looking to meet new friends in my area for sex

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Macabre Combine
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-01-21 16:22:32 UTC
I just got into the game & I am looking to mate with local females who also play this internet spaceship game. I like the idea of coming home to my female playing eve on her elliptical desk with dinner in the oven. My ideal match would be between the ages of 16-21, with a low IQ and large breasts.
Effect One
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-01-21 16:23:20 UTC
9/10

Would read again.

'This might be internet spaceships, but it's not rocket science to protect yourself and fly with a little common sense' - CCP Falcon
MatrixSkye Mk2
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-01-21 16:25:44 UTC  |  Edited by: MatrixSkye Mk2
Macabre Combine wrote:
My ideal match would be between the ages of 16-21, with a low IQ and large breasts.

YES!!! I'm 3 for 3!

Successfully doinitwrong™ since 2006.
Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#4 - 2014-01-21 16:38:10 UTC
Dear Macabre,

I see your ad in Eve singles forum. It excites me. I look for old fat bald man who play Eve and get high. Daddy, I luv you and want to give you babies. Rite soon.

Love,
Jugs

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-01-21 16:47:42 UTC
11/10 for originality and humour value.

No, really, this is one of the best I've seen in a while.

Dodixie > Hek
Victor Andall
#6 - 2014-01-21 16:54:31 UTC
Sex is broken. CCP please fix.

I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?

19.08.2014 - Dinsdale gets slammed by CCP Falcon. Never forget.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#7 - 2014-01-21 17:00:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Katrina Oniseki
Hardeners overloaded.

Katrina Oniseki
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#8 - 2014-01-21 17:02:03 UTC
omg i'm crying lol

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#9 - 2014-01-21 17:03:28 UTC
WOW...........just wow

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Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#10 - 2014-01-21 17:07:17 UTC
I feel the need to post something witty in this thread, but I've got nothing. Wtf.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
kes88
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-01-21 17:10:09 UTC
Macabre Combine wrote:
I just got into the game & I am looking to mate with local females who also play this internet spaceship game. I like the idea of coming home to my female playing eve on her elliptical desk with dinner in the oven. My ideal match would be between the ages of 16-21, with a low IQ and large breasts.


"Mate with" LOL.

I personally like the attention to detail - the "elliptical desk" for example. Plain ol' rectangular just won't do it when you're looking for local female eve players to "mate with" Hehe Blink
Turrann Dallocort
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#12 - 2014-01-21 17:10:27 UTC
And you sir are one of the reason why some females that play this game choose to have male toons.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-01-21 17:14:03 UTC
Someone really does need to get this service up and running for real

Would you like to know more?
CCP Dolan
C C P
C C P Alliance
#14 - 2014-01-21 17:14:05 UTC
Yeah.............no.

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