Intergalactic Summit

So, the great and powerful Mittens has declared that all of our dreadnoughts shall be vertical so as to defeat the elitist forces of N3. So, I find myself in the market for a Naglfar. There's a catch though: have you seen Minmatar ships? The interiors suck. I mean, full on 100% uncomfortable, no luxuries to speak of, dull colored suck. I spent a night in a Minmatar station before, instead of chairs, they had spent 425mm brass to sit on. I kid you not. I went to sleep and thought that the pillow was as hard as a rock. The next morning when I went to investigate: damn thing was a lump of Veldspar. Even though they're free, they still live like slaves; now that's irony for you.
I own a Revelation and an Archon, a few other capitals too, but that's not important right now. The point is, I like the interiors of my Amarrian ships. Nice carpet, good decor, well lit, the works. Why does this matter? Well, when I am deployed, I live out of my ship, if I can, which I can with a capital. There's enough room for a good state room, amenities and some recreational areas.
So, I am looking for someone who can build me a Naglfar, but put in Amarrian interiors wherever possible. Also, if you could generally make sure they thing is not held together with some string and chewed gum that would be great too.
Builders interested should mail me a quote or post here.

Side note, now recruiting 3500mm gun crews. Baseliners interested should send their resume to Amok. HR.

((OOC note: this is in the correct sub forum, as it is meant for the RP community only.))

Ms. Vea.

As you might know already, Stillwater Corporation employs a team of Salvation Angel engineers that have constructed our home, the Ivory Tower, and have finished working on its expansion, upgrades and refurnishing a couple of weeks ago.

I can mail you some examples of their work when it comes to starbase and starship architecture.

I'm sure working on designing and constructing suitable habitational areas and related amenities for a capital ship isn't something they'd consider problematic, as such an amount of work is less than building a full functional space station from scratch.

If you are interested, I'll notify Stillwater's capsuleer Salvation Angels in charge of capital construction and see if we can work out a sensible price for both the ship construction and modifications to the blueprints, as well as some sort of a deadline. Also, I have to say right away the changes to the blueprints won't affect any of the Naglfar's Class combat performance stats; I'm sure you understand, we can't just go around installing advanced Angel parts into any ship out there.

Please contact me via mail if you are interested in my offer.

Racist jibes aside,

This has to do with the interior blueprints you used or were used in the construction; while the capsuleer Naglfar is based on a slightly older model than the fleet uses, Matari have never considered war to be comfortable or money spent on carpeting and candelabras in a warship to be money well spent.

Perhaps base the interior on some of the newest fleet models or as suggested by Leopold, the engineers of the Cartel who have always preferred a more luxurious feel to their starships. I can verify that the ones he employs directly did an excellent job on the Ivory Tower and it would be money well spent.

Hey now. I've got nothing against the Minmatar. Anything said was in good (read: absolutely poor) humor. I'm actually rather expecting to get a good bunch for gun crews. I know about War and Comfort, having served in the Caldari Navy Marines. No one practiced misery like us. 'If it ain't rainin', we ain't trainin'.' (I'd like to stick my boot in the ass of whomever coined that phrase.) But now, being a capsuleer and all, if I don't have my grape peeler with me on deployment, that counts as 'roughing it.' (Note: I do not have a grape peeler.)


Cause I'm so full of ****. I get it. Clever.

I can have shag carpet put in on the cheap.

You do make a good point Ms. Vea.
While for many year I flew Minmatar battleships like the Maelstrom, the last few years my main battleship has been the Machariel. While I didn't purchase this ship for the interior ergonomics and recreational facilities, it did open my eyes to an entirely new world. I found my crew to be happier and more productive, and I found that rather than basing myself on a station I simply made my home on my ship, even in station.
Nowadays I fly a Thanatos, and the comforts that the Gallente build in as standard are very nice indeed.
About the only Minmatar ship I fly at all these days in the Loki, which has been extensively modified for extended wormhole space operations and thus requires a much higher standard of comfort.

And Cigars, my fine Sir, Cigars.